--- title: "11 Ironical Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 11 Ironical quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Ironical sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/681/carlos-d-az-dufoo-hijo-225910_amor_los-hombres-son-dioses-muertos-2427268_2427268.jpg" --- > [“Los hombres son dioses muertos.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlos-d-az-dufoo-hijo/los-hombres-son-dioses-muertos/) [Carlos Díaz Dufoo Hijo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlos-d-az-dufoo-hijo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/681/carlos-d-az-dufoo-hijo-225910_amor_los-hombres-son-dioses-muertos-2427268_2427268.jpg) > [You ought to be ironical the minute you get out of bed. You ought to wake up with your mouth full of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/you-ought-to-be-ironical-the-minute-you-get-out-of-bed-you-ought-to/) [Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eab/ernest-hemingway-83_bed_you-ought-to-be-ironical-the-minute-you_3144272.jpg) > [“We gonna use codes... to be easily able to talk about different girls and to give them rates from 1 up to 10.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deyth-banger/we-gonna-use-codes-to-be-easily-able-to-talk-about-different-girls/) [Deyth Banger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deyth-banger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91a/deyth-banger-871_codes_we-gonna-use-codes-to-be-easily-able-to_1920734.jpg) > [“It is too ironical to bear, but I give you my word that valorous people require far more protec-tion than meets the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-salinger/it-is-too-ironical-to-bear-but-i-give-you-my-word-that-valorous/) [J.D. Salinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-salinger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f55/j-d-salinger-560_ironical_it-is-too-ironical-to-bear-but-i-give-yo_2312812.png) > [“Fathers are ironic, they want democracy in their country but dictatorship in their home.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/fathers-are-ironic-they-want-democracy-in-their-country-but/) [Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d3f/amit-kalantri-279_21st-century-quotes_fathers-are-ironic-they-want-democracy-i_746944.jpg) > [The most dangerous irony is, people are angry with others because of their own incompetence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/the-most-dangerous-irony-is-people-are-angry-with-others-because-of/) [Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad3/amit-kalantri-279_anger_the-most-dangerous-irony-is-people-are-a_445836.jpg) > [“Twas hard to dislike a man she so enjoyed in bed. Twas harder still to dislike one who kept showing her a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johanna-lindsey/twas-hard-to-dislike-a-man-she-so-enjoyed-in-bed-twas-harder-still-to/) [Johanna Lindsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johanna-lindsey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce0/johanna-lindsey-3725_dislike_twas-hard-to-dislike-a-man-she-so-enjoye_1879578.png) > [“You are not my wife yet, to concern yourself in my affairs." "And when I am your wife?" His conscience pricked him,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johanna-lindsey/you-are-not-my-wife-yet-to-concern-yourself-in-my-affairs-and-when-i/) [Johanna Lindsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johanna-lindsey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc0/johanna-lindsey-3725_affairs_you-are-not-my-wife-yet-to-concern-yours_2279939.png) > [It is ironical that in an age when we have prided ourselves on our progress in the intelligent care and teaching of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pearl-s-buck/it-is-ironical-that-in-an-age-when-we-have-prided-ourselves-on-our/) [Pearl S. Buck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pearl-s-buck/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/415/pearl-s-buck-1024_age_it-is-ironical-that-in-an-age-when-we-ha_323403.png) > [The surest sign of the estrangement of the opinions of two persons is when they both say something ironical to each other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche/the-surest-sign-of-the-estrangement-of-the-opinions-of-two-persons-is/) [Friedrich Nietzsche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friedrich-nietzsche/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/374/friedrich-nietzsche-15_estrangement_the-surest-sign-of-the-estrangement-of-t_2650677.jpg) > [“most historical relationships are ironical in character, or, to put it differently, that the course of history has little to do with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-l-berger/most-historical-relationships-are-ironical-in-character-or-to-put-it/) [Peter L. Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-l-berger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aea/peter-l-berger-8474_history_most-historical-relationships-are-ironic_2546054.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ironical/#itemlist", "name": "Ironical Quotes", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Los hombres son dioses muertos.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Carlos Díaz Dufoo Hijo" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlos-d-az-dufoo-hijo/los-hombres-son-dioses-muertos/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/681/carlos-d-az-dufoo-hijo-225910_amor_los-hombres-son-dioses-muertos-2427268_2427268.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/681/carlos-d-az-dufoo-hijo-225910_amor_los-hombres-son-dioses-muertos-2427268_2427268.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/681/carlos-d-az-dufoo-hijo-225910_amor_los-hombres-son-dioses-muertos-2427268_2427268.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Los hombres son dioses muertos.” — Carlos Díaz Dufoo Hijo", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You ought to be ironical the minute you get out of bed. 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