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> [It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest form of government…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/it-s-sad-marxism-didn-t-work-communism-didn-t-work-capitalism-doesn-t/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

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> [He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/he-is-very-dry-but-also-very-funny-i-think-people-tend-to-feel-odd/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

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> [I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/i-think-people-tend-to-feel-odd-when-i-do-my-act-unless-you-are-an/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

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## Other authors on Ironic

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## More by Colin Quinn

> [I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/i-would-say-most-comedians-have-a-very-cynical-worldview-of-the-way/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/so-instead-of-talking-about-theoretical-ways-of-ending-the-war-and/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/you-can-t-make-money-on-broadway-you-make-nothing-you-maybe-make-like/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/i-think-everyone-should-own-six-guns-even-though-i-don-t-own-any/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/twitter-is-one-of-those-dangerous-toys-that-if-it-gets-in-the-hands/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/with-comedians-you-have-that-understanding-that-we-re-trying-to-get/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/marie-antoinette-was-funny-i-m-sure-she-was-just-misinterpreted-you/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/i-get-the-impression-the-english-kings-were-witty-for-some-reason-i/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/you-can-t-make-everybody-laugh-you-gotta-just-do-what-you-think-is/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/i-love-people-i-love-studying-people-more-than-history-so-whatever/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [“I think the world honestly would be a much healthier place if instead of trying to find rationalizations for our bad behavior we would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/i-think-the-world-honestly-would-be-a-much-healthier-place-if-instead/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/people-say-history-is-boring-and-that-is-true-because-people-are/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/the-ancient-greeks-were-the-first-ones-to-say-an-unexamined-life-is/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/people-s-most-people-s-job-is-talking-about-the-future-or-like-money/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

> [When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-quinn/when-i-look-back-now-i-realize-i-was-such-an-obnoxious-kid-but-you/)

[Colin Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-quinn/)

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