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> [If you feel compelled to give a New Year's Eve party, don't invite people to arrive too early or they'll go off the boil before midnight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/if-you-feel-compelled-to-give-a-new-year-s-eve-party-don-t-invite/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

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## More by Jilly Cooper

> [I love the long grass coming up to meet the willows.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/i-love-the-long-grass-coming-up-to-meet-the-willows/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [I think we ought to have a kindness year, or a kindness century.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/i-think-we-ought-to-have-a-kindness-year-or-a-kindness-century/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [I was so flattered that someone wanted me to write a book, I said I would. It was published in 1969.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/i-was-so-flattered-that-someone-wanted-me-to-write-a-book-i-said-i/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [There is something infinitely dingy about the word workshop. Pray that England doesn't become a nation of workshopkeepers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/there-is-something-infinitely-dingy-about-the-word-workshop-pray-that/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [Although it is the biggest time-waster in office life, you must never underrate the importance of the memo. You will be judged by the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/although-it-is-the-biggest-time-waster-in-office-life-you-must-never/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [Go to lots of interviews, at least one a month even when you don't need a job, to keep in training for when you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/go-to-lots-of-interviews-at-least-one-a-month-even-when-you-don-t/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [I would really like to spend more time with the family. Every time I go abroad I miss them all dreadfully.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/i-would-really-like-to-spend-more-time-with-the-family-every-time-i/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/the-male-is-a-domestic-animal-which-if-treated-with-firmness-can-be/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [Leo, sadly, has Parkinsons, but he used to cook all sorts of dazzling things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/leo-sadly-has-parkinsons-but-he-used-to-cook-all-sorts-of-dazzling/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/the-male-is-a-domestic-animal-which-if-treated-with-firmness-and/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [Youve simply got to go on and on with your family and friends and tell them how much you love them because you never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/youve-simply-got-to-go-on-and-on-with-your-family-and-friends-and/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/i-have-a-theory-that-the-secret-of-marital-happiness-is-simple-drink/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [I'm basically a very happy person and I don't have to be anybody else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/i-m-basically-a-very-happy-person-and-i-don-t-have-to-be-anybody-else/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [I've got a book coming out soon so I just must get some weight off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/i-ve-got-a-book-coming-out-soon-so-i-just-must-get-some-weight-off/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

> [The male - I have found - is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jilly-cooper/the-male-i-have-found-is-a-domestic-animal-which-if-treated-with/)

[Jilly Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jilly-cooper/)

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