--- title: "20 Invisible Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "20 Invisible quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Invisible sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/535/jarod-kintz-2_quote_if-it-s-invisible-i-can-t-remember-if-it_1594879.jpg" --- > [“If it’s invisible, I can’t remember if it’s there or not. And not only that, but I can’t even remember what it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-it-s-invisible-i-can-t-remember-if-it-s-there-or-not-and-not-only/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/535/jarod-kintz-2_quote_if-it-s-invisible-i-can-t-remember-if-it_1594879.jpg) > [“I just started seeing someone, which is a relief, because the last girl I dated was invisible.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-just-started-seeing-someone-which-is-a-relief-because-the-last-girl/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ceb/jarod-kintz-2_quote_i-just-started-seeing-someone-which-is-a_1103396.jpg) > [“We have no secrets from each other, though sometimes I wish some things were more hidden. What’s more transparent than invisible?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-no-secrets-from-each-other-though-sometimes-i-wish-some/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b9/jarod-kintz-2_hidden_we-have-no-secrets-from-each-other-thoug_2350651.jpg) > [“I asked her out on a date, and she said, “Sorry, I can’t see you.” “That’s no problem,” I replied, “I won’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-asked-her-out-on-a-date-and-she-said-sorry-i-can-t-see-you-that-s/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3d/jarod-kintz-2_quote_i-asked-her-out-on-a-date-and-she-said-s_2106985.jpg) > [“My initials are J.O.K., and then there is a silent "E" on the end. And not only is it silent, but it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-initials-are-j-o-k-and-then-there-is-a-silent-e-on-the-end-and-not/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22e/jarod-kintz-2_initials_my-initials-are-j-o-k-and-then-there-is_2955778.jpg) > [“I hear what you say in what you don’t say, you see, because I’m a Helen Keller kind of communicator. Love is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hear-what-you-say-in-what-you-don-t-say-you-see-because-i-m-a-helen/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5dd/jarod-kintz-2_invisible_i-hear-what-you-say-in-what-you-don-t-sa_2433473.jpg) > [“I want to be like air. Invisible, yet everybody needs me in their life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-want-to-be-like-air-invisible-yet-everybody-needs-me-in-their-life/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d7/jarod-kintz-2_invisible_i-want-to-be-like-air-invisible-yet-ever_468827.jpg) > [“When your clothes are aren’t, I’ll be there trying to get invisible with you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/when-your-clothes-are-aren-t-i-ll-be-there-trying-to-get-invisible/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7f/jarod-kintz-2_clothes_when-your-clothes-are-aren-t-i-ll-be-the_390991.jpg) > [“Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an invisible cloak from me for the one-time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/love-will-find-you-eventually-i-guarantee-it-that-s-why-you-need-to/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/200/jarod-kintz-2_love_love-will-find-you-eventually-i-guarante_1591508.jpg) > [“A car’s gas tank should be see-through, so I don’t have to rely on a possibly faulty gauge to tell me it’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-car-s-gas-tank-should-be-see-through-so-i-don-t-have-to-rely-on-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a5/jarod-kintz-2_human-heart_a-car-s-gas-tank-should-be-see-through-s_2921835.jpg) > [“A good server knows how to be seen, yet remain invisible. I was a great server, and I achieved invisibility by never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-good-server-knows-how-to-be-seen-yet-remain-invisible-i-was-a-great/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94f/jarod-kintz-2_quote_a-good-server-knows-how-to-be-seen-yet-r_1572384.jpg) > [“Any celebrity will tell you there’s no money in being invisible. But any bank robber will tell you there’s all the money…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/any-celebrity-will-tell-you-there-s-no-money-in-being-invisible-but/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5d/jarod-kintz-2_fame_any-celebrity-will-tell-you-there-s-no-m_421094.jpg) > [“If you’re an invisible person, of course you’re going to dress ostentatiously and flamboyantly, so people will finally start seeing you. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-you-re-an-invisible-person-of-course-you-re-going-to-dress/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b3f/jarod-kintz-2_missing-person_if-you-re-an-invisible-person-of-course_1486442.jpg) > [“I invented an invisible machine to help you get to sleep. It only works after your eyes stay shut for a length…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-invented-an-invisible-machine-to-help-you-get-to-sleep-it-only/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/abd/jarod-kintz-2_computers_i-invented-an-invisible-machine-to-help_1247704.jpg) > [“I asked possible witnesses about the invisible man shaped like a whisper, and nobody saw or heard anything. Which means he was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-asked-possible-witnesses-about-the-invisible-man-shaped-like-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/355/jarod-kintz-2_invisible_i-asked-possible-witnesses-about-the-inv_2460551.jpg) > [“I think all toys should be invisible. Not only would they improve children’s imaginations, but they’d also be really affordable. In fact,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-think-all-toys-should-be-invisible-not-only-would-they-improve/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0f/jarod-kintz-2_children_i-think-all-toys-should-be-invisible-not_206617.jpg) > [“Water is nearly invisible. So is my love. Drink it in, but don’t choke on it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/water-is-nearly-invisible-so-is-my-love-drink-it-in-but-don-t-choke/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/864/jarod-kintz-2_invisible_water-is-nearly-invisible-so-is-my-love_3064888.jpg) > [“I’ve got a flesh-colored tattoo. I drew it myself. You should see it sometime, if only you could see it (it’s invisible).”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-ve-got-a-flesh-colored-tattoo-i-drew-it-myself-you-should-see-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/729/jarod-kintz-2_quote_i-ve-got-a-flesh-colored-tattoo-i-drew-i_1289760.jpg) > [“Day or night, I can’t see the wind. But at night, it feels like I can see it even less. What’s less…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/day-or-night-i-can-t-see-the-wind-but-at-night-it-feels-like-i-can/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b1/jarod-kintz-2_quote_day-or-night-i-can-t-see-the-wind-but-at_1072469.jpg) > [“She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/she-asked-me-if-i-was-seeing-anybody-else-and-i-said-no-the-other/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e25/jarod-kintz-2_quote_she-asked-me-if-i-was-seeing-anybody-els_1457189.jpg) ## Other authors on Invisible ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/invisible/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "20 Invisible Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“If it’s invisible, I can’t remember if it’s there or not. 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