--- title: "10 Invisible Quotes By George Carlin" description: "10 Invisible quotes by George Carlin. Plus more from George Carlin and more Invisible sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a2/george-carlin-155_all-things_tell-people-an-invisible-man-in-the-sky_2801177.jpg" --- > [Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you've painted is wet, they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/tell-people-an-invisible-man-in-the-sky-created-all-things-they/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a2/george-carlin-155_all-things_tell-people-an-invisible-man-in-the-sky_2801177.jpg) > [That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/that-invisible-hand-of-adam-smith-seems-to-offer-an-extended-middle/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8dc/george-carlin-155_adam_that-invisible-hand-of-adam-smith-seems_1275263.jpg) > [Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/religion-has-actually-convinced-people-that-there-s-an-invisible-man/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8d/george-carlin-155_agnostic_religion-has-actually-convinced-people-t_102023.jpg) > [There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/there-s-some-invisible-guy-up-in-the-sky-who-can-kill-you-because-he/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe7/george-carlin-155_guy_there-s-some-invisible-guy-up-in-the-sky_1193129.jpg) > [When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/when-it-comes-to-bullshit-you-have-to-stand-in-awe-of-the-all-time/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/039/george-carlin-155_all-time_when-it-comes-to-bullshit-you-have-to-st_1760836.jpg) > [I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-find-it-discouraging-and-a-bit-depressing-when-i-notice-the-unequal/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf8/george-carlin-155_believe_i-find-it-discouraging-and-a-bit-depress_1414351.jpg) > [“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/tell-people-there-s-an-invisible-man-in-the-sky-who-created-the/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/936/george-carlin-155_absurdity_tell-people-there-s-an-invisible-man-in_397439.jpg) > [“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/religion-has-actually-convinced-people-that-there-s-an-invisible-man-2/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b5/george-carlin-155_atheism_religion-has-actually-convinced-people-t_1592018.jpg) > [Religion has convinced people that theres an invisible man ¦ Living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/religion-has-convinced-people-that-theres-an-invisible-man-living-in/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85d/george-carlin-155_anguish_religion-has-convinced-people-that-there_514828.jpg) > [I don't understand a belief that there is an invisible being in the sky who watches over us all the time and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-don-t-understand-a-belief-that-there-is-an-invisible-being-in-the/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38b/george-carlin-155_belief_i-don-t-understand-a-belief-that-there-i_570139.jpg) ## Other authors on Invisible ## More by George Carlin > [I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-never-go-anywhere-or-do-anything-that-transports-me-outside-the/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/with-the-proper-training-i-could-ve-been-an-evil-genius/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/comedy-although-it-is-not-one-of-the-fine-arts-it-s-a-vulgar-art-it-s/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-m-completely-in-favor-of-the-separation-of-church-and-state-these/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/tomorrow-is-another-day-not-true-today-is-another-day-we-have-no-idea/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-was-a-loner-as-a-child-i-had-an-imaginary-friend-i-didn-t-bother/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/kilometers-are-shorter-than-miles-save-gas-take-your-next-trip-in/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/if-you-guys-want-to-get-a-mom-tattoo-and-save-a-little-money-just-get/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-ve-built-up-so-much-speed-that-you-hit-70-after-that-it-s-a-day/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/it-ended-suddenly-for-brenda-more-slowly-for-me-my-runs-began-getting/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [Is there another word for synonym?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/is-there-another-word-for-synonym/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-whole-idea-of-the-pursuit-of-goods-and-possessions-has-completely/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/these-days-many-politicians-are-demanding-change-just-like-homeless/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-know-the-good-part-about-all-those-executions-in-texas-fewer/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) > [What was the best thing before sliced bread?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/what-was-the-best-thing-before-sliced-bread/) [George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/invisible/george-carlin/#itemlist", "name": "10 Invisible Quotes By George Carlin", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. 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Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesnt want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. 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