--- title: "9 Invisible Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk" description: "9 Invisible quotes by Chuck Palahniuk. Plus more from Chuck Palahniuk and more Invisible sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/chuck-palahniuk-37_gun_everyone-smiles-with-that-invisible-gun_411588.jpg" --- > [Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/everyone-smiles-with-that-invisible-gun-to-their-head/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/chuck-palahniuk-37_gun_everyone-smiles-with-that-invisible-gun_411588.jpg) > [If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/if-i-can-t-be-beautiful-i-want-to-be-invisible/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f2/chuck-palahniuk-37_beautiful_if-i-can-t-be-beautiful-i-want-to-be-inv_659528.jpg) > [I am an invisible monster, and I am incapable of loving anybody. You don't know which is worse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/i-am-an-invisible-monster-and-i-am-incapable-of-loving-anybody-you/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/73e/chuck-palahniuk-37_monsters_i-am-an-invisible-monster-and-i-am-incap_1029028.jpg) > [Besides, it happens fast for some people and slow for some, accidents or gravity, but we all end up mutilated. Most women…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/besides-it-happens-fast-for-some-people-and-slow-for-some-accidents-2/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15d/chuck-palahniuk-37_accidents_besides-it-happens-fast-for-some-people_2643919.jpg) > [Sometimes, like in 'Invisible Monsters,' I get too out of control, and instead of a plot point every chapter, I want a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/sometimes-like-in-invisible-monsters-i-get-too-out-of-control-and/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e19/chuck-palahniuk-37_chapter_sometimes-like-in-invisible-monsters-i-g_2449547.jpg) > [Besides, it happens fast for some people and slow for some, accidents or gravity, but we all end up mutilated.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/besides-it-happens-fast-for-some-people-and-slow-for-some-accidents/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/166/chuck-palahniuk-37_accidents_besides-it-happens-fast-for-some-people_1027230.jpg) > [For official record, announce instructor, the state requires no epic hero. No strive achieve personal celebrity of spotlight and applause. Lectures instructor,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/for-official-record-announce-instructor-the-state-requires-no-epic/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/289/chuck-palahniuk-37_achieve_for-official-record-announce-instructor_1973778.jpg) > [“In the movie where somebody is invisible all the sudden—you know, a nuclear radiation fluke or a mad scientist recipe—and you think,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/in-the-movie-where-somebody-is-invisible-all-the-sudden-you-know-a/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/210/chuck-palahniuk-37_invisible_in-the-movie-where-somebody-is-invisible_578178.jpg) > [I'm giving you my life to prove to myself I can, I really can love somebody. Even when I'm not getting paid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/i-m-giving-you-my-life-to-prove-to-myself-i-can-i-really-can-love/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/267/chuck-palahniuk-37_baby_i-m-giving-you-my-life-to-prove-to-mysel_2238085.jpg) ## Other authors on Invisible ## More by Chuck Palahniuk > [Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/because-after-you-ve-crossed-some-lines-you-just-keep-crossing-them/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/according-to-plato-we-don-t-learn-anything-our-soul-has-lived-so-many/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/his-saliva-tasted-like-the-wet-dicks-of-ten-thousand-lonely-truck/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [“shoulder. They weigh that much. Tyler’s a banquet waiter,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/shoulder-they-weigh-that-much-tyler-s-a-banquet-waiter/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [We'll never be as young as we are tonight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/we-ll-never-be-as-young-as-we-are-tonight/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/we-drive-west-the-rest-of-the-night-away-from-where-the-sun-will-come/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [Just for the record, how I feel right now is very terrific.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/just-for-the-record-how-i-feel-right-now-is-very-terrific/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/nobody-s-told-me-anything-to-date-that-i-ve-been-completely-reviled-by/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/then-you-re-trapped-in-your-lovely-nest-and-the-things-you-used-to/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [Some stories, you use up. Others use you up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/some-stories-you-use-up-others-use-you-up/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/verbs-allow-you-to-communicate-a-story-in-a-much-more-converged-or/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/waiters-will-always-pee-in-soup-people-will-always-fall-in-love/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [“Branch Bacardi, star of The Da Vinci Load, To Drill a Mockingbird, The Postman Always Cums Twice, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, The Twilight Bone,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/branch-bacardi-star-of-the-da-vinci-load-to-drill-a-mockingbird-the/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [“Every unkind remark or crude gesture by others is a blessing, an opportunity to exercise our own capacity to forgive.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/every-unkind-remark-or-crude-gesture-by-others-is-a-blessing-an/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [“Nuestro deber es enseñar a esos hombres y mujeres la libertad a través de la esclavitud; y el coraje a través del miedo.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/nuestro-deber-es-ense-ar-a-esos-hombres-y-mujeres-la-libertad-a-trav/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/invisible/chuck-palahniuk/#itemlist", "name": "9 Invisible Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chuck Palahniuk" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/everyone-smiles-with-that-invisible-gun-to-their-head/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/chuck-palahniuk-37_gun_everyone-smiles-with-that-invisible-gun_411588.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/chuck-palahniuk-37_gun_everyone-smiles-with-that-invisible-gun_411588.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/chuck-palahniuk-37_gun_everyone-smiles-with-that-invisible-gun_411588.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.” — Chuck Palahniuk", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chuck Palahniuk" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/if-i-can-t-be-beautiful-i-want-to-be-invisible/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f2/chuck-palahniuk-37_beautiful_if-i-can-t-be-beautiful-i-want-to-be-inv_659528.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f2/chuck-palahniuk-37_beautiful_if-i-can-t-be-beautiful-i-want-to-be-inv_659528.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f2/chuck-palahniuk-37_beautiful_if-i-can-t-be-beautiful-i-want-to-be-inv_659528.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.” — Chuck Palahniuk", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I am an invisible monster, and I am incapable of loving anybody. 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