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> [I have a serious investment problem. I have no money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melvin-helitzer/i-have-a-serious-investment-problem-i-have-no-money/)

[Melvin Helitzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melvin-helitzer/)

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## More by Melvin Helitzer

> [I have a serious investment problem. I have no money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melvin-helitzer/i-have-a-serious-investment-problem-i-have-no-money/)

[Melvin Helitzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melvin-helitzer/)

> [I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melvin-helitzer/i-sort-of-feel-like-cindy-crawford-s-new-husband-on-their-wedding/)

[Melvin Helitzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melvin-helitzer/)

> [One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melvin-helitzer/one-thing-i-can-guarantee-you-you-may-not-be-a-great-deal-wiser-from/)

[Melvin Helitzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melvin-helitzer/)

> [If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor do not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melvin-helitzer/if-the-audience-knows-what-s-behind-the-door-and-the-actor-does-not/)

[Melvin Helitzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melvin-helitzer/)

> [A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melvin-helitzer/a-famous-actor-edmund-kean-on-his-deathbed-was-reported-to-have-said/)

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> [I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead . . .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melvin-helitzer/i-d-like-to-introduce-a-man-with-a-lot-of-charm-talent-and-wit/)

[Melvin Helitzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melvin-helitzer/)

> [Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melvin-helitzer/enjoy-how-sweet-how-thoughtful-how-kind-i-m-being-on-your-birthday/)

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