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title: "14 Investment Banker Quotes by 14 authors"
description: "Browse 14 Investment Banker quotes by 14 authors. Discover the best Investment Banker sayings and thoughts."
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> [My father was an investment banker, a stock broker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marc-randolph/my-father-was-an-investment-banker-a-stock-broker/)

[Marc Randolph](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marc-randolph/)

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> [In the public mind, an investment banker is no longer conservative; he's a risk taker, a gambler in high stakes, not to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lionel-shriver/in-the-public-mind-an-investment-banker-is-no-longer-conservative-he/)

[Lionel Shriver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lionel-shriver/)

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> [I hated being a junior investment banker. I loved the research business, the wealth management business.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sallie-krawcheck/i-hated-being-a-junior-investment-banker-i-loved-the-research/)

[Sallie Krawcheck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sallie-krawcheck/)

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> [As an investment banker, I'm in the cross-flow of information and the changes that are taking place in capital markets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/euvin-naidoo/as-an-investment-banker-i-m-in-the-cross-flow-of-information-and-the/)

[Euvin Naidoo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/euvin-naidoo/)

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> [I don't have any particular expertise-I've never been a banker or an investment banker. But I did see an evolution in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eliot-spitzer/i-don-t-have-any-particular-expertise-i-ve-never-been-a-banker-or-an/)

[Eliot Spitzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eliot-spitzer/)

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> [You don't have to become an investment banker as a way of demonstrating that education has worked for you. But librarians have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-spufford/you-don-t-have-to-become-an-investment-banker-as-a-way-of/)

[Francis Spufford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francis-spufford/)

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> [“Yet Morgan was surprisingly patient. As an investment banker who had backed many railroads, which were continually absorbing new technologies, he seemed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-jonnes/yet-morgan-was-surprisingly-patient-as-an-investment-banker-who-had/)

[Jill Jonnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-jonnes/)

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> [It was a choice between a paint factory in Indianapolis - a management training program to maybe run the paint factory one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dara-khosrowshahi/it-was-a-choice-between-a-paint-factory-in-indianapolis-a-management/)

[Dara Khosrowshahi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dara-khosrowshahi/)

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> [I almost didn't turn pro at all. I was tempted to be a career amateur. I worked as an investment banker for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-kuchar/i-almost-didn-t-turn-pro-at-all-i-was-tempted-to-be-a-career-amateur/)

[Matt Kuchar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-kuchar/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/959/matt-kuchar-18760_after_i-almost-didn-t-turn-pro-at-all-i-was-te_1743473.png)

> [“I do not have money to invest nor i have studied finance to be an investment banker but i would like to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meenakshi-ahlawat/i-do-not-have-money-to-invest-nor-i-have-studied-finance-to-be-an/)

[Meenakshi Ahlawat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meenakshi-ahlawat/)

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> [Had I not gone to Japan in 1986, had I stayed home and majored in English literature as I'd intended to do,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-burnham-schwartz/had-i-not-gone-to-japan-in-1986-had-i-stayed-home-and-majored-in/)

[John Burnham Schwartz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-burnham-schwartz/)

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> [“We live in a world where we don’t see the ramifications of what we do to others, because we don’t live with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trevor-noah/we-live-in-a-world-where-we-don-t-see-the-ramifications-of-what-we-do/)

[Trevor Noah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trevor-noah/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df8/trevor-noah-1603_first-place_we-live-in-a-world-where-we-don-t-see-th_2807436.jpg)

> [“The closest most people have ever come to understanding what an investment banker does may have been on October 24, 1995, when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-troob/the-closest-most-people-have-ever-come-to-understanding-what-an/)

[Peter Troob](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-troob/)

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> [In essence, an investment banker resembles a magician; his greatest trick is the disappearance and reappearance of money, an illusion he so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-ibanker-anonymous-investment-banker/in-essence-an-investment-banker-resembles-a-magician-his-greatest/)

[The IBanker (anonymous Investment Banker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-ibanker-anonymous-investment-banker/)

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