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> [Al Gore invented the Internet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-biden/al-gore-invented-the-internet/)

[Joe Biden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-biden/)

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> [Ornaments were invented by modesty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-joubert/ornaments-were-invented-by-modesty/)

[Joseph Joubert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-joubert/)

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> [“Dr. Seuss invented the word nerd.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dr-seuss-invented-the-word-nerd/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You gon' think I invented sex.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trey-songz/you-gon-think-i-invented-sex/)

[Trey Songz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trey-songz/)

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> [Invented the #hashtag.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-messina/invented-the-hashtag/)

[Chris Messina](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-messina/)

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> [Sex was invented by God.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-chapman/sex-was-invented-by-god/)

[Gary Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-chapman/)

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> [“here. I invented”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-campisi/here-i-invented/)

[Mary Campisi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-campisi/)

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> [I invented see through negligees.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zz-top-21087/i-invented-see-through-negligees/)

[ZZ Top](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zz-top-21087/)

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> [“Our ancestors have invented, we can at least innovate.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/our-ancestors-have-invented-we-can-at-least-innovate/)

[Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/)

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> [The government invented the Internet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-meacham/the-government-invented-the-internet/)

[Jon Meacham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-meacham/)

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> [ILok is still the worst thing ever invented.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/calvin-harris/ilok-is-still-the-worst-thing-ever-invented/)

[Calvin Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/calvin-harris/)

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> [I have invented the Thermometer style.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josef-albers/i-have-invented-the-thermometer-style/)

[Josef Albers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josef-albers/)

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> [Everything that wasn't invented by God is invented by an engineer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/prince-philip/everything-that-wasn-t-invented-by-god-is-invented-by-an-engineer/)

[Prince Philip](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/prince-philip/)

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> [Technology has to be invented or adopted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jared-diamond/technology-has-to-be-invented-or-adopted/)

[Jared Diamond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jared-diamond/)

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> [“Technology is anything invented after you were born.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-kay/technology-is-anything-invented-after-you-were-born/)

[Alan Kay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-kay/)

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> [“The purity and perfection are yet to be invented.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chandrashekar/the-purity-and-perfection-are-yet-to-be-invented/)

[Chandrashekar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chandrashekar/)

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> [“She invented her own language to say what everyone else could only feel.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hannah-kent/she-invented-her-own-language-to-say-what-everyone-else-could-only/)

[Hannah Kent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hannah-kent/)

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> [I'm one of those people who says, 'yes, cinema died when they invented sound.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-lucas/i-m-one-of-those-people-who-says-yes-cinema-died-when-they-invented/)

[George Lucas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-lucas/)

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> [I'm pretty sure Facebook was invented by someone who wants me to fail Law school.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-pretty-sure-facebook-was-invented-by-someone-who-wants-me-to-fail/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [But for me, it was a code I myself had invented! Yet I could not read it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erno-rubik/but-for-me-it-was-a-code-i-myself-had-invented-yet-i-could-not-read-it/)

[Erno Rubik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erno-rubik/)

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> [“There was no such thing as a straight line until mathematicians invented one.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-r-higgs/there-was-no-such-thing-as-a-straight-line-until-mathematicians/)

[J.M.R. Higgs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-m-r-higgs/)

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> [Improvements are invented only by those who can feel that something is not good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche/improvements-are-invented-only-by-those-who-can-feel-that-something/)

[Friedrich Nietzsche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friedrich-nietzsche/)

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> [Money was invented for a reason. We've seen people try to use beans, etc. and it doesn't work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roelof-botha/money-was-invented-for-a-reason-we-ve-seen-people-try-to-use-beans/)

[Roelof Botha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roelof-botha/)

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> [“What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carroll-bryant/what-goes-up-must-come-down-which-is-why-we-invented-viagra-to-make/)

[Carroll Bryant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carroll-bryant/)

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> [Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allan-sherman/even-if-scrabble-had-been-invented-then-i-wouldn-t-have-wanted-to/)

[Allan Sherman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allan-sherman/)

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> [“When people’s parallel truth collides with their real truth, they may have a hard time in subduing all the fanciful items and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-pevernagie/when-people-s-parallel-truth-collides-with-their-real-truth-they-may/)

[Erik Pevernagie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-pevernagie/)

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> [The Indians, I was now speaking of, were not content with the common Enemies that lessen and destroy their Country-men, but invented…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lawson/the-indians-i-was-now-speaking-of-were-not-content-with-the-common/)

[John Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lawson/)

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> [Every crazy fad from the 1800s comes back or they never go away. It's like fashion, like everything's already been invented, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-roach/every-crazy-fad-from-the-1800s-comes-back-or-they-never-go-away-it-s/)

[Mary Roach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-roach/)

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> [My mother often mailed me articles from 'Reader's Digest' about advances in DNA chemistry. No matter how I tried to explain it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kary-mullis/my-mother-often-mailed-me-articles-from-reader-s-digest-about/)

[Kary Mullis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kary-mullis/)

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> [Big Star invented a vision of bohemian rock & roll cool that had nothing to do with New York, Los Angeles or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-sheffield/big-star-invented-a-vision-of-bohemian-rock-roll-cool-that-had/)

[Rob Sheffield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-sheffield/)

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> ['Buncha Losers' comedy is one of those homegrown American art forms, up there with infomercials and Elvis-shaped soap carvings. No other civilization…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-sheffield/buncha-losers-comedy-is-one-of-those-homegrown-american-art-forms-up/)

[Rob Sheffield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-sheffield/)

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> [Homeowners want solar power. It's cost-effective. We invented a business model that makes it really easy for consumers to switch to solar…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynn-jurich/homeowners-want-solar-power-it-s-cost-effective-we-invented-a/)

[Lynn Jurich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynn-jurich/)

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> [The genre of narrative business books that I love so much - the ones that have a you-are-there quality - was invented,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-ross-sorkin/the-genre-of-narrative-business-books-that-i-love-so-much-the-ones/)

[Andrew Ross Sorkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-ross-sorkin/)

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> [As for memes, the word 'meme' is a cliche, which is to say it's already a meme. We all hear it all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-gleick/as-for-memes-the-word-meme-is-a-cliche-which-is-to-say-it-s-already-a/)

[James Gleick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-gleick/)

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> [“and you invented me and I invented you and that's why we don't get along on this bed any longer. you were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/and-you-invented-me-and-i-invented-you-and-that-s-why-we-don-t-get/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [The only sci-fi movie that I've ever been offered that, had circumstances been different, I would have definitely done, was 'Avatar.' And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-damon/the-only-sci-fi-movie-that-i-ve-ever-been-offered-that-had/)

[Matt Damon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-damon/)

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> [I once did an event with Ian Rankin where he said he didn't really need to do much background research because his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-sheridan/i-once-did-an-event-with-ian-rankin-where-he-said-he-didn-t-really/)

[Sara Sheridan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-sheridan/)

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> [“You invented me. There is no such earthly being, Such an earthly being there could never be. A doctor cannot cure, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-akhmatova/you-invented-me-there-is-no-such-earthly-being-such-an-earthly-being/)

[Anna Akhmatova](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-akhmatova/)

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> [When you gather up all the balls of life that you try to juggle, it is a very difficult thing to try…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-simmons/when-you-gather-up-all-the-balls-of-life-that-you-try-to-juggle-it-is/)

[Richard Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-simmons/)

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> [“The two worst things ever invented was air-conditioning and television. First, the air-conditioning made it so folks didn’t want to go out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pamela-duncan/the-two-worst-things-ever-invented-was-air-conditioning-and/)

[Pamela Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pamela-duncan/)

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