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> [The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/the-guy-who-invented-the-first-wheel-was-an-idiot-the-guy-who/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

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## More by Sid Caesar

> [The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/the-best-thing-about-humour-is-that-it-shows-people-they-are-not-alone/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [Jazz is a beautiful woman whose older brother is a policeman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/jazz-is-a-beautiful-woman-whose-older-brother-is-a-policeman/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [When we could split the screen, it was like 'Wow!'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/when-we-could-split-the-screen-it-was-like-wow/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [A great NOW will be a great WAS! A bad NOW will always be a bad WAS, and all you can hope for is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/a-great-now-will-be-a-great-was-a-bad-now-will-always-be-a-bad-was/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/people-come-up-to-me-and-they-thank-me-i-thank-you-for-the-many-many/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [If you can't stand yourself, neither can anybody else!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/if-you-can-t-stand-yourself-neither-can-anybody-else/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [“What it boiled down to is the strength to be able to say, 'I don't want to think about it.' Thinking negatively is the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/what-it-boiled-down-to-is-the-strength-to-be-able-to-say-i-don-t-want/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/if-you-listen-to-a-language-for-15-minutes-you-know-the-rhythm-and/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [Everybody wants to have a goal - I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/everybody-wants-to-have-a-goal-i-gotta-get-to-that-goal-i-gotta-get/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/in-between-goals-is-a-thing-called-life-that-has-to-be-lived-and/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/the-things-i-see-now-on-tv-and-in-movies-are-so-outlandish-kids-doing/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/the-guy-who-invented-the-first-wheel-was-an-idiot-the-guy-who/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [After all those years of doing a live, hour-and-a-half show every week, I've got nothing more I need to prove.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/after-all-those-years-of-doing-a-live-hour-and-a-half-show-every-week/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [If I don't believe it, I don't care.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/if-i-don-t-believe-it-i-don-t-care/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

> [Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-caesar/comedy-has-to-be-based-on-truth-you-take-the-truth-and-you-put-a/)

[Sid Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-caesar/)

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