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> [To be honest, I think cell phones were invented by the devil.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-hill/to-be-honest-i-think-cell-phones-were-invented-by-the-devil/)

[Joe Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-hill/)

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> [Boards of public charity were invented by the devil to prevent real individual charity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/austin-o-malley/boards-of-public-charity-were-invented-by-the-devil-to-prevent-real/)

[Austin O'Malley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/austin-o-malley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e52/austin-o-malley-1805_boards_boards-of-public-charity-were-invented-b_2588684.jpg)

> [God made the bulk; the surface was invented by the devil.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wolfgang-pauli/god-made-the-bulk-the-surface-was-invented-by-the-devil/)

[Wolfgang Pauli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wolfgang-pauli/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c1/wolfgang-pauli-14510_devil_god-made-the-bulk-the-surface-was-invent_600781.png)

> [While artists fervently believe that the art marketplace was invented by the devil and remains in his henchman's hands, they have no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-maisel/while-artists-fervently-believe-that-the-art-marketplace-was-invented/)

[Eric Maisel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-maisel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef9/eric-maisel-3062_art_while-artists-fervently-believe-that-the_2207148.png)

> [Charlie Studd has written me a delightful letter... He thinks the Chinese language was invented by the devil to prevent the Chinese…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ion-keith-falconer/charlie-studd-has-written-me-a-delightful-letter-he-thinks-the/)

[Ion Keith-Falconer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ion-keith-falconer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a2/ion-keith-falconer-101182_charlie_charlie-studd-has-written-me-a-delightfu_1266391.jpg)

> [Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/well-sure-but-i-don-t-bring-god-into-it-i-think-shower-massage-might/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d35/janet-evanovich-291_devil_well-sure-but-i-don-t-bring-god-into-it_775964.png)

> [Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/introduction-a-social-ceremony-invented-by-the-devil-for-the/)

[Ambrose Bierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ambrose-bierce/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/040/ambrose-bierce-140_ceremony_introduction-a-social-ceremony-invented_738478.jpg)

> [“Volleyball was clearly a sport invented by the devil," I tell Tristan. "Satan plays volleyball. Satan loves volleyball. Satan holds volleyball championships…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sonia-belasco/volleyball-was-clearly-a-sport-invented-by-the-devil-i-tell-tristan/)

[Sonia Belasco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sonia-belasco/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fd/sonia-belasco-278933_humor-sarcasm_volleyball-was-clearly-a-sport-invented_1589172.jpg)

> [The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-falwell/the-idea-that-religion-and-politics-don-t-mix-was-invented-by-the/)

[Jerry Falwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-falwell/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84f/jerry-falwell-3658_christianity_the-idea-that-religion-and-politics-don_1204067.jpg)

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