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> [“Affirmative. Death-Bot 9000 would rather avoid internet drama.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/affirmative-death-bot-9000-would-rather-avoid-internet-drama/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

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## More by Jeph Jacques

> [“That's me- brutally honest, only instead of brutality there's smiles!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/that-s-me-brutally-honest-only-instead-of-brutality-there-s-smiles/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> [What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/what-s-the-point-of-havin-a-rapier-wit-if-i-can-t-use-it-to-stab/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> [The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/the-trick-to-writer-s-block-is-to-sack-up-and-write-through-it-you-see/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> [“What's the point of having a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/what-s-the-point-of-having-a-rapier-wit-if-i-can-t-use-it-to-stab/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> [Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/spontaneous-kindness-is-to-hipsters-as-high-beams-are-to-deer/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> [A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/a-good-relationship-is-like-fireworks-loud-explosive-and-liable-to/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> [You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/you-can-either-hold-yourself-up-to-the-unrealistic-standards-of/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> ['Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/light-fuse-and-get-away-may-work-for-a-roman-candle-but-not-so-much/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> [The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/the-tv-tropes-qc-page-is-every-single-idiotic-comment-from-my-forums/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> [“All life isn't suffering, sometimes there are parties and makeouts! And marijuana!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/all-life-isn-t-suffering-sometimes-there-are-parties-and-makeouts-and/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> [The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/the-quickest-way-to-a-man-s-heart-really-is-through-his-stomach/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> [If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/if-only-corporal-punishment-cured-low-self-esteem/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> [Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/bachelor-s-degrees-make-pretty-good-placemats-if-you-get-em-laminated/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> [There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/there-are-two-ways-to-pass-a-hurdle-leaping-over-or-plowing-through/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

> [You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/you-ought-to-expect-better-of-people-it-encourages-you-to-be-a-better/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

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