--- title: "15 Insult Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon" description: "15 Insult quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon. Plus more from Sherrilyn Kenyon and more Insult sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a3/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_god_we-almost-made-it-to-thirty-seconds-with_3179643.jpg" --- > [We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/we-almost-made-it-to-thirty-seconds-without-an-insult-i-think-we-set/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a3/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_god_we-almost-made-it-to-thirty-seconds-with_3179643.jpg) > [What are you doing here?! (Aimee) Come to inadvertently insult you some more apparently. Who knew? (Fang)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/what-are-you-doing-here-aimee-come-to-inadvertently-insult-you-some/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d30/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_fang_what-are-you-doing-here-aimee-come-to-in_3089629.jpg) > [What do I do? (Jeff) Well, not to insult a man who looks like a rocket scientist in comparison to you, but…run,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/what-do-i-do-jeff-well-not-to-insult-a-man-who-looks-like-a-rocket/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af8/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_comparison_what-do-i-do-jeff-well-not-to-insult-a-m_867710.jpg) > [“Commander to teacher. Why not call me Cato the Elder, and really insult me while you're at it? (Julian)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/commander-to-teacher-why-not-call-me-cato-the-elder-and-really-insult/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c06/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_insult_commander-to-teacher-why-not-call-me-cat_2578210.jpg) > [Youever insult Bride again, I swear I'll rip your throat out and feed you to the gators in the swamp. You understand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/youever-insult-bride-again-i-swear-i-ll-rip-your-throat-out-and-feed/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82b/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_brides_youever-insult-bride-again-i-swear-i-ll_937346.jpg) > [You would make a great teacher. (Grace) Commander to teacher. Why not call me Cato the Elder, and really insult me while…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-would-make-a-great-teacher-grace-commander-to-teacher-why-not/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/549/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_call-me_you-would-make-a-great-teacher-grace-com_3099160.jpg) > [“Have you a point in this mission, other than to piss me off and insult me? In which case, mission accomplished, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/have-you-a-point-in-this-mission-other-than-to-piss-me-off-and-insult/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_badass-quotes_have-you-a-point-in-this-mission-other-t_1177587.jpg) > [So…that’s like your pet monkey?” – Nick (The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.) “Easy, girl. You’d do well to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/so-that-s-like-your-pet-monkey-nick-the-tiny-horse-snorted-flames-and/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7a/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_easy_so-that-s-like-your-pet-monkey-nick-the_2156732.jpg) > [“You are freakishly tall, aren’t you? (Tory) For a woman wanting my help you are ever determined to insult me. Should I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-are-freakishly-tall-aren-t-you-tory-for-a-woman-wanting-my-help/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/962/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_quote_you-are-freakishly-tall-aren-t-you-tory_1079481.jpg) > [I’ve never met anyone who had a monkey for a friend before. (Maggie) I don’t know. I think those two guys you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-ve-never-met-anyone-who-had-a-monkey-for-a-friend-before-maggie-i/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d4/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_friendship_i-ve-never-met-anyone-who-had-a-monkey-f_1061555.jpg) > [Unfortunately, I saw a side of humanity I wish I'd remained blissfully ignorant of, including one driver who threw a bottle at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/unfortunately-i-saw-a-side-of-humanity-i-wish-i-d-remained-blissfully/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/693/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_baby_unfortunately-i-saw-a-side-of-humanity-i_2341310.jpg) > [“Don't you dare be reasonable in this, Don-Dueli. Not when I want to be mad at you for the insult you just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/don-t-you-dare-be-reasonable-in-this-don-dueli-not-when-i-want-to-be/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db2/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_insult_don-t-you-dare-be-reasonable-in-this-don_2257141.jpg) > [“He tilted his head back like she’d slapped him. “Are you suggesting I’m not normal?” She held her hands up in mock…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/he-tilted-his-head-back-like-she-d-slapped-him-are-you-suggesting-i-m/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/282/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_average-joe_he-tilted-his-head-back-like-she-d-slapp_1619960.jpg) > [A clever enemy would kiss my hand, then stab at my back while I was distracted. (Stryker) A coward’s action. Truly. Don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/a-clever-enemy-would-kiss-my-hand-then-stab-at-my-back-while-i-was/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f34/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_action_a-clever-enemy-would-kiss-my-hand-then-s_266698.jpg) > [“I don’t want any more insults. I’d like to experience three whole minutes in your presence before you lay into me again…and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-don-t-want-any-more-insults-i-d-like-to-experience-three-whole/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8b/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_insult_i-don-t-want-any-more-insults-i-d-like-t_2738356.jpg) ## Other authors on Insult ## More by Sherrilyn Kenyon > [Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/grandma-please-it-s-okay-dad-s-doing-a-great-job-i-give-him-kudos-for/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [I just can’t, Nick, okay? Now, please give me a second to lie here in silence and bleed.” – Caleb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-just-can-t-nick-okay-now-please-give-me-a-second-to-lie-here-in/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“You are my life.” -Maris”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-are-my-life-maris/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [It's easy to make mistakes. It's living with the consequences of them that's the hardest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/it-s-easy-to-make-mistakes-it-s-living-with-the-consequences-of-them/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“I don't know," Valerius said. " I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in a house with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-don-t-know-valerius-said-i-hear-some-godawful-kind-of-music-from/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/got-to-say-dying-would-really-wreck-my-best-day-been-there-done-that/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc) You’d better be glad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/may-the-gods-have-mercy-on-whoever-pisses-them-off-because-zarek-and/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Careful, human,” Hauk warned, showing Darling his fangs. “I might get hungry one of these nights and decide we no longer need a weaptech.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/careful-human-hauk-warned-showing-darling-his-fangs-i-might-get/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Be that as it may, we do need you in particular to complete this assignment. (Syd) What is it with you government assholes that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/be-that-as-it-may-we-do-need-you-in-particular-to-complete-this/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [The only way to have eternal love is to never let your heart forget what it’s like to live without it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/the-only-way-to-have-eternal-love-is-to-never-let-your-heart-forget/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you" (Darion)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-only-one-kill-away-from-command-assassin-be-a-damn-shame-for-that/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [I’m getting all warm and fuzzy inside at the prospect of these demon things roaming the street, preying on us. (Tate)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-getting-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside-at-the-prospect-of-these-demon/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Then Olympus it is. But do try to behave. I know it’s hard for you, but… (Delphine) I won’t piss on the floor. (Jericho)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/then-olympus-it-is-but-do-try-to-behave-i-know-it-s-hard-for-you-but/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [Funny how internal scars never healed. They were the souvenirs of the past.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/funny-how-internal-scars-never-healed-they-were-the-souvenirs-of-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Hear me Isis as I pray. See her pain and take it all away. Let the heaven's light shine bright from above. And wrap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/hear-me-isis-as-i-pray-see-her-pain-and-take-it-all-away-let-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/insult/sherrilyn-kenyon/#itemlist", "name": "15 Insult Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. 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In which case, mission accomplished, but your life is drawing perilously close to its end as a result.\" Falcyn”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/have-you-a-point-in-this-mission-other-than-to-piss-me-off-and-insult/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_badass-quotes_have-you-a-point-in-this-mission-other-t_1177587.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_badass-quotes_have-you-a-point-in-this-mission-other-t_1177587.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_badass-quotes_have-you-a-point-in-this-mission-other-t_1177587.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Have you a point in this mission, other than to piss me off and insult me? 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Didn’t mean to rattle your bridle.” – Nick", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/so-that-s-like-your-pet-monkey-nick-the-tiny-horse-snorted-flames-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7a/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_easy_so-that-s-like-your-pet-monkey-nick-the_2156732.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7a/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_easy_so-that-s-like-your-pet-monkey-nick-the_2156732.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7a/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_easy_so-that-s-like-your-pet-monkey-nick-the_2156732.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“So…that’s like your pet monkey?” – Nick (The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.) “Easy, girl…” — Sherrilyn Kenyon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You are freakishly tall, aren’t you? (Tory) For a woman wanting my help you are ever determined to insult me. Should I make this as painless as possible and leave now before the die-painfully-you-asshole-prick stuff starts again? (Acheron)”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-are-freakishly-tall-aren-t-you-tory-for-a-woman-wanting-my-help/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/962/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_quote_you-are-freakishly-tall-aren-t-you-tory_1079481.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/962/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_quote_you-are-freakishly-tall-aren-t-you-tory_1079481.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/962/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_quote_you-are-freakishly-tall-aren-t-you-tory_1079481.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You are freakishly tall, aren’t you? 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Not when I want to be mad at you for the insult you just dealt.\"Mara \"Well, far be it from me to deprive you of anything, love. If you want to beat me arse, I'll even get naked for it. . . .\" He lifted his bare leg out from beneath the covers to wiggle his toes at her. \"Oh , wait, I already am.\" Devyl”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/don-t-you-dare-be-reasonable-in-this-don-dueli-not-when-i-want-to-be/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db2/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_insult_don-t-you-dare-be-reasonable-in-this-don_2257141.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db2/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_insult_don-t-you-dare-be-reasonable-in-this-don_2257141.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db2/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_insult_don-t-you-dare-be-reasonable-in-this-don_2257141.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Don't you dare be reasonable in this, Don-Dueli. 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