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> [“He wanted to ask whether she were insane, but he had been married long enough to know the price of injudicious rhetorical questions.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-gabaldon/he-wanted-to-ask-whether-she-were-insane-but-he-had-been-married-long/)

[Diana Gabaldon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-gabaldon/)

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> [“First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't have kids. Third, if I was insane enough to get married and have kids, it would be a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/first-i-m-not-getting-married-so-you-can-forget-the-wife-second-if-i/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

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