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> [No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/no-one-expects-the-spanish-inquisition-our-chief-weapon-is-surprise/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

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> [“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency… Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/nobody-expects-the-spanish-inquisition-our-chief-weapon-is-surprise/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

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