--- title: "12 Inches Long Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 12 Inches Long quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Inches Long sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/050/anonymous-1_sex-education_the-average-vagina-is-three-to-four-inch_626112.jpg" --- > [The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200 percent when sexually aroused.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-average-vagina-is-three-to-four-inches-long-but-can-expand-by-200/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/050/anonymous-1_sex-education_the-average-vagina-is-three-to-four-inch_626112.jpg) > [What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives a women wild? No... it's a $100 bill.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/what-s-6-inches-long-2-inches-wide-and-drives-a-women-wild-no-it-s-a/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47c/anonymous-1_funny_what-s-6-inches-long-2-inches-wide-and-d_865283.jpg) > [What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/what-s-twelve-inches-long-and-hangs-in-front-on-ass-mankind-s-tie/) [Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac6/jerry-lawler-7327_ass_what-s-twelve-inches-long-and-hangs-in-f_253010.png) > [“The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-list-of-women-he-s-slept-with-is-longer-than-his-penis-the-list/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db6/jarod-kintz-2_quote_the-list-of-women-he-s-slept-with-is-lon_886030.jpg) > [“Jesus was five feet and three and a half inches long.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/jesus-was-five-feet-and-three-and-a-half-inches-long/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/628/kurt-vonnegut-41_jesus_jesus-was-five-feet-and-three-and-a-half_2873950.jpg) > [What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/what-is-2-5-inches-long-and-can-satisfy-a-woman-every-time-a-credit/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a7/anonymous-1_card_what-is-2-5-inches-long-and-can-satisfy_2712412.jpg) > [Whats nine inches long and makes women scream. a garden snake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/she-s-gone/whats-nine-inches-long-and-makes-women-scream-a-garden-snake/) [She's\_gone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/she-s-gone/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce8/she-s-gone-735_funny_whats-nine-inches-long-and-makes-women-s_1578653.jpg) > [As long as I am winning, people shouldn't care whether my skirt is six inches long or 6 feet long,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sania-mirza/as-long-as-i-am-winning-people-shouldn-t-care-whether-my-skirt-is-six-2/) [Sania Mirza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sania-mirza/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c69/sania-mirza-13571_care_as-long-as-i-am-winning-people-shouldn-t_2276207.png) > [“I had a long, hard day today. 18 inches long, to be exact. I had to deal with a dick all day,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-had-a-long-hard-day-today-18-inches-long-to-be-exact-i-had-to-deal/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/990/jarod-kintz-2_hard-day_i-had-a-long-hard-day-today-18-inches-lo_1914547.jpg) > [“ Aingeal , there is only one thing on my body that's ten inches long, and if you'll recall, the scar is no' it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kresley-cole/aingeal-there-is-only-one-thing-on-my-body-that-s-ten-inches-long-and/) [Kresley Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kresley-cole/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b89/kresley-cole-334_inches_aingeal-there-is-only-one-thing-on-my-bo_2849735.jpg) > [The tongue is but three inches long, yet it can kill a man six feet high](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/japanese-proverb/the-tongue-is-but-three-inches-long-yet-it-can-kill-a-man-six-feet/) [Japanese Proverb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/japanese-proverb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9a/japanese-proverb-20445_language_the-tongue-is-but-three-inches-long-yet_307284.jpg) > [His words span rivers and mountains, but his thoughts are still only six inches long.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-b-white/his-words-span-rivers-and-mountains-but-his-thoughts-are-still-only/) [E. B. White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-b-white/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e3/e-b-white-1448_inches_his-words-span-rivers-and-mountains-but_1961047.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/inches-long/#itemlist", "name": "Inches Long Quotes", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200 percent when sexually aroused.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-average-vagina-is-three-to-four-inches-long-but-can-expand-by-200/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/050/anonymous-1_sex-education_the-average-vagina-is-three-to-four-inch_626112.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/050/anonymous-1_sex-education_the-average-vagina-is-three-to-four-inch_626112.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/050/anonymous-1_sex-education_the-average-vagina-is-three-to-four-inch_626112.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200 percent when sexually aroused.” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives a women wild? 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