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> [“But no one knows anything about you, and Washington keeps telling everyone you are what you say you are. That's impossible. No one here is what they say they are.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pirate-lanford/but-no-one-knows-anything-about-you-and-washington-keeps-telling/)

Pirate Lanford

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## More by Pirate Lanford

> [“She was the dawn and the sea and the sky, and every color ever seen by every sailor ever sailed. McBeth Johnson, the day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pirate-lanford/she-was-the-dawn-and-the-sea-and-the-sky-and-every-color-ever-seen-by/)

Pirate Lanford

> [“We who live in the civilized world are accustomed to a background roar that never goes away. It is the pounding of our machinery…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pirate-lanford/we-who-live-in-the-civilized-world-are-accustomed-to-a-background/)

Pirate Lanford

> [“There before me, staring back from bottomless blackness, was I without my self. On all fours, I stared into my eyes. I came closer,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pirate-lanford/there-before-me-staring-back-from-bottomless-blackness-was-i-without/)

Pirate Lanford

> [“But no one knows anything about you, and Washington keeps telling everyone you are what you say you are. That's impossible. No one here…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pirate-lanford/but-no-one-knows-anything-about-you-and-washington-keeps-telling/)

Pirate Lanford

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