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> [“I forced myself to stay put and keep looking-impatient assholes would take the leap, letting adrenaline and desperation guide them, but I was fucking ancient and I knew better. It was bitter, but I fucking knew better about just about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-somers/i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-looking-impatient-assholes-would/)

[Jeff Somers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/)

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> [“I forced myself to stay put and keep looking - impatient assholes would make a leap, letting adrenaline and desperation guide them, but I was fucking ancient and I knew better. It was bitter, but I fucking knew better about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-somers/i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-looking-impatient-assholes-would-2/)

[Jeff Somers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/)

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