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title: "28 Impaled Quotes by 26 authors"
description: "Browse 28 Impaled quotes by 26 authors. Discover the best Impaled sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Can you allow yourself to be impaled on the present moment?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-scott-mcleod/can-you-allow-yourself-to-be-impaled-on-the-present-moment/)

[T. Scott McLeod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-scott-mcleod/)

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> [“A crude puppet impaled by her puppet master.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-adams/a-crude-puppet-impaled-by-her-puppet-master/)

[Alex Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-adams/)

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> [“Oh look at that...I've been Impaled”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frozen-movie-olaf/oh-look-at-that-i-ve-been-impaled/)

[Frozen movie Olaf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frozen-movie-olaf/)

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> [“i am evidence of a heart impaled”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-am-evidence-of-a-heart-impaled/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [This liberal doxy must be impaled on the member of a particularly large stallion!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kennedy-toole/this-liberal-doxy-must-be-impaled-on-the-member-of-a-particularly/)

[John Kennedy Toole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-kennedy-toole/)

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> [“Even to be impaled by a happy fate makes you jerk against the knowledge of inevitability, of final commitment.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynne-reid-banks/even-to-be-impaled-by-a-happy-fate-makes-you-jerk-against-the/)

[Lynne Reid Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynne-reid-banks/)

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> [A knife is neither true nor false, but anyone impaled on its blade is in error.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ren-daumal/a-knife-is-neither-true-nor-false-but-anyone-impaled-on-its-blade-is/)

[Rene Daumal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ren-daumal/)

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> [“In my private apocalypse he will be impaled upon his own nightstick.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kennedy-toole/in-my-private-apocalypse-he-will-be-impaled-upon-his-own-nightstick/)

[John Kennedy Toole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-kennedy-toole/)

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> [After being impaled by a javelin, while officiating- I'm doing fine now, just resting and hanging around.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-campbell/after-being-impaled-by-a-javelin-while-officiating-i-m-doing-fine-now/)

[Jeremy Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-campbell/)

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> [There is no way to be truly great in this world. We are all impaled on the crook of conditioning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-dean/there-is-no-way-to-be-truly-great-in-this-world-we-are-all-impaled-on/)

[James Dean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-dean/)

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> [To have a child is to be impaled daily on the spike of responsibility.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-toltz/to-have-a-child-is-to-be-impaled-daily-on-the-spike-of-responsibility/)

[Steve Toltz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-toltz/)

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> [This liberal doxy must be impaled upon the member of a particularly large stallion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kennedy-toole/this-liberal-doxy-must-be-impaled-upon-the-member-of-a-particularly/)

[John Kennedy Toole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-kennedy-toole/)

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> [“But then an old man was discovered impaled in a ditch, and once again his world had started crumbling away beneath his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henning-mankell/but-then-an-old-man-was-discovered-impaled-in-a-ditch-and-once-again/)

[Henning Mankell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henning-mankell/)

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> [No, thats not how it happened... Mr crepsley dropped. He was impaled on the stakes. He died. And it was awful... His…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darren-shan/no-thats-not-how-it-happened-mr-crepsley-dropped-he-was-impaled-on/)

[Darren Shan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darren-shan/)

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> [“If Elain's mental gates were those of a sleeping garden, Nesta's...They belonged to an ancient fortress, sharp and brutal. The sort I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-j-maas/if-elain-s-mental-gates-were-those-of-a-sleeping-garden-nesta-s-they/)

[Sarah J. Maas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-j-maas/)

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> [“...we are willing to lose ourselves in another as we exchange fates with one whom we love but on whom our heart…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-theroux/we-are-willing-to-lose-ourselves-in-another-as-we-exchange-fates-with/)

[Alexander Theroux](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-theroux/)

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> [“Fate slew him, but he did not drop; She felled -- he did not fall -- Impaled him on her fiercest stakes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-dickinson/fate-slew-him-but-he-did-not-drop-she-felled-he-did-not-fall-impaled/)

[Emily Dickinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-dickinson/)

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> [“Hudson put his hands on Seb’s shoulders, his pupils dilated to the point his blue eyes looked black. He pulled up, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-cochet/hudson-put-his-hands-on-seb-s-shoulders-his-pupils-dilated-to-the/)

[Charlie Cochet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-cochet/)

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> [“Once she was resting on his thighs and thoroughly impaled, her impatience, momentarily assuaged with her drug of choice buried deep within…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-c-gibbs/once-she-was-resting-on-his-thighs-and-thoroughly-impaled-her/)

[C.C. Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-c-gibbs/)

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> [Whoever regards human beings as a herd and flees them as swiftly as he can will no doubt be overtaken by them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche/whoever-regards-human-beings-as-a-herd-and-flees-them-as-swiftly-as/)

[Friedrich Nietzsche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friedrich-nietzsche/)

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> [“Next he grabs a round yellow thing covered in small bumps. It looks like a strange fruit and I half expect him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pittacus-lore/next-he-grabs-a-round-yellow-thing-covered-in-small-bumps-it-looks/)

[Pittacus Lore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pittacus-lore/)

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> [“Occasionally, merely for the pleasure of being cruel, we put unoffending Frenchmen on the rack with questions framed in the incomprehensible jargon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/occasionally-merely-for-the-pleasure-of-being-cruel-we-put/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [“He acted like a libertine of Europe with a genteel Southern propriety—and had all the morals of an emotionless psychopath. The two…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/he-acted-like-a-libertine-of-europe-with-a-genteel-southern-propriety/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [Everyone stopped to blink at that for a second. I mean, come on. Impaled by a guided frozen turkey missile. Even by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/everyone-stopped-to-blink-at-that-for-a-second-i-mean-come-on-impaled/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

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> [You were impaled? (Delphine) You know the worst part about impalement? You don’t die immediately. You hang on bleeding and aching as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-were-impaled-delphine-you-know-the-worst-part-about-impalement/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“The boldest yodellers found him, impaled; they stumbled into his shop and over the longest needle in the world, which darned his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-hughes/the-boldest-yodellers-found-him-impaled-they-stumbled-into-his-shop/)

[Rhys Hughes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-hughes/)

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> [“To be loved by Susan would be to be impaled by a bird's sharp beak, to be nailed to a barnyard door.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/virginia-woolf/to-be-loved-by-susan-would-be-to-be-impaled-by-a-bird-s-sharp-beak-to/)

[Virginia Woolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/virginia-woolf/)

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> [“The girl was like a pig on a stick, completely impaled from behind”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-dee/the-girl-was-like-a-pig-on-a-stick-completely-impaled-from-behind/)

[Cassandra Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-dee/)

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