--- title: "8 Illegal Quotes By Jay Leno" description: "8 Illegal quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more Illegal sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b0/jay-leno-210_country_they-say-there-are-something-like-12-mil_404489.png" --- > [They say there are something like 12 million illegal immigrants in the country right now, with another half a million coming every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/they-say-there-are-something-like-12-million-illegal-immigrants-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b0/jay-leno-210_country_they-say-there-are-something-like-12-mil_404489.png) > [President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/president-obama-signed-a-bill-preventing-members-of-congress-from/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60f/jay-leno-210_bills_president-obama-signed-a-bill-preventing_609773.png) > [This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/this-problem-with-illegal-immigration-is-nothing-new-in-fact-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1a/jay-leno-210_facts_this-problem-with-illegal-immigration-is_1373181.png) > [In a groundbreaking move, the Associated Press, the largest news-gathering organization in the World, will no longer use the term 'illegal immigrant'.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-a-groundbreaking-move-the-associated-press-the-largest-news/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b22/jay-leno-210_democrat_in-a-groundbreaking-move-the-associated_1461002.png) > [A team of British lawyers has now concluded that the Declaration of Independence was illegal, and the American colonies had no right…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/a-team-of-british-lawyers-has-now-concluded-that-the-declaration-of/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/407/jay-leno-210_british_a-team-of-british-lawyers-has-now-conclu_2564436.png) > [Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/big-news-on-cnn-a-search-has-uncovered-illegal-biochemical-agents/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fb/jay-leno-210_agents_big-news-on-cnn-a-search-has-uncovered-i_2582698.png) > [I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-m-trying-to-sum-up-president-obama-s-first-11-months-in-office-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61e/jay-leno-210_afghanistan_i-m-trying-to-sum-up-president-obama-s-f_2977898.jpg) > [As you know, today was Don't Take Your Illegal Immigrant To Work Day here in Los Angeles. No, all across the nation…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/as-you-know-today-was-don-t-take-your-illegal-immigrant-to-work-day/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ad/jay-leno-210_good-ol-days_as-you-know-today-was-don-t-take-your-il_3123040.png) ## Other authors on Illegal ## More by Jay Leno > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/illegal/jay-leno/#itemlist", "name": "8 Illegal Quotes By Jay Leno", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "They say there are something like 12 million illegal immigrants in the country right now, with another half a million coming every year. 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