--- title: "9 Iguana Quotes by 8 authors" description: "Browse 9 Iguana quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Iguana sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/351/oliver-optic-267305_forage_iguana-25-navigable-26-forage-3180731_3180731.jpg" --- > [“iguana 25. navigable 26. forage”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-optic/iguana-25-navigable-26-forage/) [Oliver Optic](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-optic/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/351/oliver-optic-267305_forage_iguana-25-navigable-26-forage-3180731_3180731.jpg) > [I can't make it in today. My iguana is in a beauty pageant today.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-can-t-make-it-in-today-my-iguana-is-in-a-beauty-pageant-today/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a7/anonymous-1_beauty_i-can-t-make-it-in-today-my-iguana-is-in_873546.jpg) > [I don't want your gal, she look like an iguana driving a Honda.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/riff-raff/i-don-t-want-your-gal-she-look-like-an-iguana-driving-a-honda/) [Riff Raff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/riff-raff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/299/riff-raff-3013_iguana_i-don-t-want-your-gal-she-look-like-an-i_770247.png) > [Mickey Cray had been out of work ever since a dead iguana fell from a palm tree and hit him on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-hiaasen/mickey-cray-had-been-out-of-work-ever-since-a-dead-iguana-fell-from-a/) [Carl Hiaasen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-hiaasen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2da/carl-hiaasen-2926_iguanas_mickey-cray-had-been-out-of-work-ever-si_1119617.png) > [I grew up with a pet iguana named Willy. We had a very contentious relationship. It turns out that iguanas are not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-mckinnon/i-grew-up-with-a-pet-iguana-named-willy-we-had-a-very-contentious/) [Kate McKinnon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-mckinnon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04e/kate-mckinnon-8120_live_i-grew-up-with-a-pet-iguana-named-willy_1999341.jpg) > [We were playing a fair, and a few people were handing me stuffed animals and flowers, but one person handed me a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blake-shelton/we-were-playing-a-fair-and-a-few-people-were-handing-me-stuffed/) [Blake Shelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blake-shelton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80a/blake-shelton-2265_animals_we-were-playing-a-fair-and-a-few-people_1160397.jpg) > [“Reynaldo says that the pacazo is nothing but an uncommonly large iguana. I prefer to believe that it is some imp of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roy-kesey/reynaldo-says-that-the-pacazo-is-nothing-but-an-uncommonly-large/) [Roy Kesey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roy-kesey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/090/roy-kesey-30889_iguana_reynaldo-says-that-the-pacazo-is-nothing_584888.jpg) > [Frank tugged again with no luck. Even Hazel was trying not to laugh. Frank grimaced with concentration. Suddenly, he disappeared. On the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/frank-tugged-again-with-no-luck-even-hazel-was-trying-not-to-laugh/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a8/rick-riordan-27_athena_frank-tugged-again-with-no-luck-even-haz_3001137.jpg) > [“He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese handcuffs… “Okay,” Frank relented. “Sure.” He frowned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-turned-to-frank-who-was-trying-to-pull-his-fingers-out-of-the/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fb/rick-riordan-27_chinese-handcuffs_he-turned-to-frank-who-was-trying-to-pul_1914631.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/iguana/#itemlist", "name": "Iguana Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“iguana 25. navigable 26. forage”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Oliver Optic" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-optic/iguana-25-navigable-26-forage/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/351/oliver-optic-267305_forage_iguana-25-navigable-26-forage-3180731_3180731.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/351/oliver-optic-267305_forage_iguana-25-navigable-26-forage-3180731_3180731.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/351/oliver-optic-267305_forage_iguana-25-navigable-26-forage-3180731_3180731.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“iguana 25. navigable 26. forage” — Oliver Optic", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I can't make it in today. 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