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title: "96 Ifs Quotes By Will Rogers"
description: "96 Ifs quotes by Will Rogers. Plus more from Will Rogers and more Ifs sayings from other authors."
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> [If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-you-are-trying-to-get-out-of-the-hole-stop-digging/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

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> [Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/does-college-pay-they-do-if-you-are-a-good-open-field-runner/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

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> [No man is great if he thinks he is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/no-man-is-great-if-he-thinks-he-is/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

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> [If we took Congress seriously, we would be worrying all the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-we-took-congress-seriously-we-would-be-worrying-all-the-time/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

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> [See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/see-what-will-happen-if-you-don-t-stop-biting-your-fingernails/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

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> [Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/spinnin-a-rope-is-fun-if-your-neck-ain-t-in-it/)

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> [If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-you-want-to-be-successful-love-what-you-are-doing/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

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> [Don't invite me if you don't want me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/don-t-invite-me-if-you-don-t-want-me/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

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> [A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/a-country-can-get-more-real-joy-out-of-just-hollering-for-their/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

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> [If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-all-politicians-fished-instead-of-spoke-publicly-we-would-be-at/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

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> [I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or hard to check as a socially ambitious mother.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/i-doubt-if-a-charging-elephant-or-a-rhino-is-as-determined-or-hard-to/)

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> [Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/banking-and-after-dinner-speaking-are-two-of-the-most-nonessential/)

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> [If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-this-depression-stays-with-us-the-loser-tuesday-is-going-to-be-the/)

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> [If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-you-live-right-death-is-a-joke-to-you-as-far-as-fear-is-concerned/)

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> [It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/it-s-getting-so-if-a-man-wants-to-stand-well-socially-he-can-t-afford/)

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> [If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-a-man-ain-t-nothin-else-then-he-s-an-artist-it-s-the-only-thing-he/)

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> [Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/just-read-the-farm-relief-bill-it-s-just-a-political-version-of/)

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> [Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/andrew-jackson-was-the-first-one-to-think-up-the-idea-to-promise/)

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> [If a bank fails in China, they behead the men at the top of it that was responsible... If we beheaded all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-a-bank-fails-in-china-they-behead-the-men-at-the-top-of-it-that/)

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> [Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/everything-is-funny-as-long-as-it-is-happening-to-somebody-else-but/)

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> [It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/it-sure-did-kick-up-some-excitement-in-the-senate-when-one-senator/)

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> [Candidates have been telling you that if elected they would 'pull you from this bog hole of financial misery.' Now is a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/candidates-have-been-telling-you-that-if-elected-they-would-pull-you/)

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> [What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/what-would-we-say-if-the-chinese-sent-a-gunboat-with-their-marines-up/)

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> [And if you call one a real estate agent and he won't sell you anything. He is a REALATOR. It's the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/and-if-you-call-one-a-real-estate-agent-and-he-won-t-sell-you/)

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> [Here's another way of putting it. Roosevelt wants recovery to start at the bottom. In other words, by a system of high…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/here-s-another-way-of-putting-it-roosevelt-wants-recovery-to-start-at/)

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> [The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-minute-you-read-something-and-you-can-t-understand-it-you-can-be/)

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> [Politics are receiving a lot of attention because we have nothing else to interest us. No nation in the history of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/politics-are-receiving-a-lot-of-attention-because-we-have-nothing/)

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> [Land taxes is the thing. They got so high that there is no chance to make anything. Not only land but all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/land-taxes-is-the-thing-they-got-so-high-that-there-is-no-chance-to/)

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> [Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/borrowing-money-on-what-s-called-easy-terms-is-a-one-way-ticket-to/)

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> [See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/see-where-congress-passed-a-two-billion-dollar-bill-to-relieve/)

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> [If you have a radio, the next three months is a good time to have it quit working. All you will hear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-you-have-a-radio-the-next-three-months-is-a-good-time-to-have-it/)

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> [Politics pretty quiet over the week-end. Democrats are attacking and the Republicans are defending. All the Democrats have to do is promise…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/politics-pretty-quiet-over-the-week-end-democrats-are-attacking-and/)

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> [If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-you-don-t-have-malice-in-our-heart-it-doesn-t-come-across-harsh/)

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> [If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-i-could-kick-the-person-in-the-tail-that-causes-me-the-most/)

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> [Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/nothing-makes-a-man-or-a-body-of-men-as-mad-as-the-truth-if-there-is/)

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> [They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now they take your car, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/they-used-to-take-your-horse-and-if-they-were-caught-they-got-hung/)

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> [If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-all-the-time-consumed-in-attending-dinners-and-luncheons-was/)

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> [Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/civilization-has-taught-us-to-eat-with-a-fork-but-even-now-if-nobody/)

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> [When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/when-you-give-a-lesson-in-meanness-to-a-critter-or-a-person-don-t-be/)

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> [If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-you-want-to-know-how-a-man-stands-go-among-the-people-who-are-in/)

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## Other authors on Ifs

## More by Will Rogers

> [She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/she-was-so-ugly-she-could-make-a-mule-back-away-from-an-oat-bin/)

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> [We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/we-are-always-saying-let-the-law-take-its-course-but-what-we-really/)

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> [The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-democrats-and-the-republicans-are-equally-corrupt-where-money-is/)

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> [Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/farmers-get-out-your-sense-of-humor-congress-meets-to-relieve-you/)

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> [Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/politicians-after-all-are-not-over-a-year-behind-public-opinion/)

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> [American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/american-invents-everything-but-the-trouble-is-we-get-tired-of-it-the/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

> [I don't know what humor is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/i-don-t-know-what-humor-is/)

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> [There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/there-are-two-things-i-don-t-care-how-smart-you-are-you-will-never/)

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> [The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-more-you-observe-politics-the-more-you-ve-got-to-admit-that-each/)

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> [I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/i-don-t-think-you-can-make-a-lawyer-honest-by-an-act-of-legislature/)

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> [There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/there-are-two-theories-to-arguing-with-a-woman-neither-works/)

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> [America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/america-is-a-great-country-but-you-can-t-live-in-it-for-nothing/)

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> [There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/there-ought-to-be-one-day-just-one-when-there-is-open-season-on/)

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> [Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/every-gag-i-tell-must-be-based-on-truth-no-matter-how-much-i-may/)

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> [So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/so-live-that-you-would-not-mind-selling-your-pet-parrot-to-the-town/)

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