--- title: "16 Ifs Quotes By Tucker Max" description: "16 Ifs quotes by Tucker Max. Plus more from Tucker Max and more Ifs sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab2/tucker-max-2064_courage_if-you-want-to-be-seen-as-courageous-by_2429764.png" --- > [If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/if-you-want-to-be-seen-as-courageous-by-some-and-hated-by-others-just/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab2/tucker-max-2064_courage_if-you-want-to-be-seen-as-courageous-by_2429764.png) > [That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/that-s-the-beauty-of-alcohol-if-you-don-t-remember-it-it-didn-t-happen/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/573/tucker-max-2064_alcohol_that-s-the-beauty-of-alcohol-if-you-don_2251385.png) > [You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/you-can-t-fill-your-emails-with-crap-at-least-not-with-my-friends/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7da/tucker-max-2064_brutal_you-can-t-fill-your-emails-with-crap-at_1622508.png) > [Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/obstacles-are-only-obstacles-if-you-see-them-as-obstacles-they-can/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86f/tucker-max-2064_adversity_obstacles-are-only-obstacles-if-you-see_2238284.png) > [Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/listen-to-authority-figures-because-of-their-position-but-only/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc8/tucker-max-2064_authority_listen-to-authority-figures-because-of-t_1510823.png) > [If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/if-you-read-the-book-you-re-not-a-journalist-you-re-some-impostor-no/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/941/tucker-max-2064_book_if-you-read-the-book-you-re-not-a-journa_534800.png) > [You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/you-know-that-look-a-cop-gives-you-when-he-s-so-confused-that-he/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b7/tucker-max-2064_confused_you-know-that-look-a-cop-gives-you-when_2964383.png) > [A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/a-lot-of-people-think-that-since-i-m-drunk-in-my-stories-i-must-be/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2a/tucker-max-2064_basketball_a-lot-of-people-think-that-since-i-m-dru_1706688.png) > [ It \[eBook\] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/it-ebook-is-like-introducing-the-machine-gun-to-a-revolutionary-war/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee7/tucker-max-2064_business-change_it-ebook-is-like-introducing-the-machine_985084.jpg) > [I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-love-women-i-love-alcohol-and-i-love-combining-the-two-if-god/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d9/tucker-max-2064_alcohol_i-love-women-i-love-alcohol-and-i-love-c_1136524.png) > [I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-was-stupid-when-i-was-17-or-18-my-thought-process-was-that-i/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cb/tucker-max-2064_academic_i-was-stupid-when-i-was-17-or-18-my-thou_1420495.png) > [Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/ladies-you-may-not-realize-this-understand-this-or-even-believe-this/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db9/tucker-max-2064_apes_ladies-you-may-not-realize-this-understa_1959700.jpg) > [People have proven over and over that they will read if they are given something they like. The problem with reading is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/people-have-proven-over-and-over-that-they-will-read-if-they-are/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b23/tucker-max-2064_books_people-have-proven-over-and-over-that-th_2097704.png) > [But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/but-here-s-the-thing-about-being-honest-all-the-liars-hate-you-for-it/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a56/tucker-max-2064_being-honest_but-here-s-the-thing-about-being-honest_1724388.jpg) > [The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/the-dumbest-women-i-hooked-up-with-were-in-florida-i-lived-in-florida/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee3/tucker-max-2064_couple_the-dumbest-women-i-hooked-up-with-were_2883847.png) > [If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/if-you-just-don-t-have-any-idea-what-you-want-to-do-the-worst-thing/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32b/tucker-max-2064_bits_if-you-just-don-t-have-any-idea-what-you_839279.png) ## Other authors on Ifs ## More by Tucker Max > [Fat girls aren’t real people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/fat-girls-aren-t-real-people/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/no-one-has-it-all-figured-out-especially-not-the-people-who-are/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/helping-reproductive-services-doesn-t-just-help-women-in-isolation-it/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/it-used-to-be-that-companies-with-industrial-economies-of-scale/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/my-path-to-wisdom-began-when-i-stopped-pretending-to-know-things-i/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [There is no number or level of success that would make me think, 'Wow, I didn't think that was possible.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/there-is-no-number-or-level-of-success-that-would-make-me-think-wow-i/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/there-are-fun-nights-there-are-crazy-nights-and-then-there-are-those/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-try-to-explain-to-people-that-the-only-way-to-be-cool-is-to-be-who/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [“Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk" SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/girl3-you-don-t-have-to-be-a-jerk-slingblade-quite-the-contrary-my/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/the-idea-that-guys-should-walk-into-a-bar-and-confidently-initiate/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/my-writing-is-authentic-and-whatever-happens-in-my-life-is-what-i/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/probably-the-best-explanation-for-my-success-and-other-internet/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/things-always-work-out-for-me-because-i-do-whatever-i-want-without/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [I'm a human. Every human is flawed. I might be flawed in different ways than some people, or worse ways than some people, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-m-a-human-every-human-is-flawed-i-might-be-flawed-in-different-ways/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) > [“Earl "The Goat" Manigault was probably the greatest basketball player of all time, but Michael Jordan is universally regarded as the best ever. This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/earl-the-goat-manigault-was-probably-the-greatest-basketball-player/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ifs/tucker-max/#itemlist", "name": "16 Ifs Quotes By Tucker Max", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tucker Max" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/if-you-want-to-be-seen-as-courageous-by-some-and-hated-by-others-just/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab2/tucker-max-2064_courage_if-you-want-to-be-seen-as-courageous-by_2429764.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab2/tucker-max-2064_courage_if-you-want-to-be-seen-as-courageous-by_2429764.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab2/tucker-max-2064_courage_if-you-want-to-be-seen-as-courageous-by_2429764.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.” — Tucker Max", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "That's the beauty of alcohol. 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If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tucker Max" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/it-ebook-is-like-introducing-the-machine-gun-to-a-revolutionary-war/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee7/tucker-max-2064_business-change_it-ebook-is-like-introducing-the-machine_985084.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee7/tucker-max-2064_business-change_it-ebook-is-like-introducing-the-machine_985084.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee7/tucker-max-2064_business-change_it-ebook-is-like-introducing-the-machine_985084.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. 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