--- title: "33 Ifs Quotes By Thom Yorke" description: "33 Ifs quotes by Thom Yorke. Plus more from Thom Yorke and more Ifs sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/171/thom-yorke-979_apples_if-radiohead-were-a-fruit-we-would-be-ap_562070.jpg" --- > [If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-radiohead-were-a-fruit-we-would-be-apples-because-apples-are/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/171/thom-yorke-979_apples_if-radiohead-were-a-fruit-we-would-be-ap_562070.jpg) > [If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-we-replaced-all-of-our-guns-with-chicken-sandwiches-it-would-end/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e78/thom-yorke-979_chickens_if-we-replaced-all-of-our-guns-with-chic_3213549.jpg) > [If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-were-a-bottle-of-wine-my-name-would-be-thom-cork/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/546/thom-yorke-979_bottles_if-i-were-a-bottle-of-wine-my-name-would_1920758.jpg) > [If you don't trust everybody on stage with you, then you're in trouble.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-you-don-t-trust-everybody-on-stage-with-you-then-you-re-in-trouble/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d3/thom-yorke-979_don-t-trust_if-you-don-t-trust-everybody-on-stage-wi_1134488.jpg) > [If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-pony-because-then-i-could-have/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/188/thom-yorke-979_animal_if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-po_1519617.jpg) > [It's not racist if I like the race. But I don't like Asian people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/it-s-not-racist-if-i-like-the-race-but-i-don-t-like-asian-people/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dae/thom-yorke-979_asian_it-s-not-racist-if-i-like-the-race-but-i_436173.jpg) > [If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-you-want-to-be-entertained-go-and-see-hanson/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df3/thom-yorke-979_funny_if-you-want-to-be-entertained-go-and-see_1083224.jpg) > [If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-you-re-bored-of-the-songs-you-re-bored-of-the-songs-there-s-not/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f48/thom-yorke-979_bored_if-you-re-bored-of-the-songs-you-re-bore_984504.jpg) > [If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a \*\*\*\*ing pterodactyl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-you-americans-aren-t-from-the-stone-age-then-explain-to-me-how/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cce/thom-yorke-979_age_if-you-americans-aren-t-from-the-stone-a_584503.jpg) > [If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-could-be-any-famous-person-i-d-be-john-wilkes-booth-because-i-d/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7cb/thom-yorke-979_abraham_if-i-could-be-any-famous-person-i-d-be-j_230961.jpg) > [15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/15-step-is-about-how-if-you-have-mental-illness-and-try-to-dance-you/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdf/thom-yorke-979_dancing_15-step-is-about-how-if-you-have-mental_1592467.jpg) > [It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/it-s-impossible-being-me-i-radiate-a-glow-that-makes-others-turn-and/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ca/thom-yorke-979_being-me_it-s-impossible-being-me-i-radiate-a-glo_1858734.jpg) > [I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-could-blow-bubbles-bubbles-would-solve-any-dilemma-we-face-if/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/186/thom-yorke-979_blow_i-could-blow-bubbles-bubbles-would-solve_1633627.jpg) > [If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-were-to-be-any-celebrity-i-d-be-chris-martin-i-ve-always/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b87/thom-yorke-979_being-jealous_if-i-were-to-be-any-celebrity-i-d-be-chr_246795.jpg) > [If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-could-do-just-one-thing-to-change-the-world-i-d-make-everyone/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a71/thom-yorke-979_change-the-world_if-i-could-do-just-one-thing-to-change-t_3062655.jpg) > [If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-the-media-spotlight-affects-my-work-or-represses-what-i-want-to/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/459/thom-yorke-979_ifs_if-the-media-spotlight-affects-my-work-o_2919681.jpg) > [I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-hate-to-sound-self-absorbed-but-i-m-just-going-to-cast-out-this/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc7/thom-yorke-979_cancer_i-hate-to-sound-self-absorbed-but-i-m-ju_530857.jpg) > [Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/americans-are-ugly-unwashed-clods-that-live-off-of-government-cheese/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c24/thom-yorke-979_american_americans-are-ugly-unwashed-clods-that-l_2543873.jpg) > [There's a pervading sense of loneliness I've had since the day I was born. Maybe a lot of other people feel the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/there-s-a-pervading-sense-of-loneliness-i-ve-had-since-the-day-i-was/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2a/thom-yorke-979_asking_there-s-a-pervading-sense-of-loneliness_2117516.jpg) > [I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't \*\*\*\*ing Thom Yorke, what's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-m-celibate-it-s-not-that-i-m-a-religious-or-moral-person-or/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f94/thom-yorke-979_ifs_i-m-celibate-it-s-not-that-i-m-a-religio_2123015.jpg) > [Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/yes-i-usually-make-my-kids-eat-their-veggie-chops-and-watch-my/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e1/thom-yorke-979_asks_yes-i-usually-make-my-kids-eat-their-veg_1985201.jpg) > [If there are political programs on TV, yet it takes an artist to actually energize political debate, that tells you something really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-there-are-political-programs-on-tv-yet-it-takes-an-artist-to/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/333/thom-yorke-979_art_if-there-are-political-programs-on-tv-ye_851674.jpg) > [If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-pony-because-then-i-could-have-2/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67d/thom-yorke-979_animal_if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-po_2918676.jpg) > [If you forget about the money issue for just a minute, if it's possible to do that - because these are people's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-you-forget-about-the-money-issue-for-just-a-minute-if-it-s/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae2/thom-yorke-979_best-way_if-you-forget-about-the-money-issue-for_2136304.jpg) > [What happens a lot with songwriting is that a melody or rhythm or something stays with you like catching a cold. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/what-happens-a-lot-with-songwriting-is-that-a-melody-or-rhythm-or/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3e/thom-yorke-979_boards_what-happens-a-lot-with-songwriting-is-t_240273.jpg) > [I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-don-t-eat-food-i-thom-yorke-it-what-s-the-difference-when-normal/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29c/thom-yorke-979_ache_i-don-t-eat-food-i-thom-yorke-it-what-s_1474099.jpg) > [The difference between me and Bono is that he's quite happy to go and flatter people to get what he wants and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/the-difference-between-me-and-bono-is-that-he-s-quite-happy-to-go-and/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f1b/thom-yorke-979_admire_the-difference-between-me-and-bono-is-th_2373616.jpg) > [If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is \*\*\*\*ing brilliant.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-was-an-owl-i-would-peck-your-eyes-out-wow-this-lyric-is-ing/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0b/thom-yorke-979_brilliant_if-i-was-an-owl-i-would-peck-your-eyes-o_699854.jpg) > [If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-bono-can-release-an-album-out-of-nowhere-then-so-can-i/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20b/thom-yorke-979_album_if-bono-can-release-an-album-out-of-nowh_653516.jpg) > [If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-had-one-wish-i-d-wish-for-a-million-wishes-because-i-am-clever/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b9/thom-yorke-979_clever_if-i-had-one-wish-i-d-wish-for-a-million_230953.jpg) > [If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-was-made-of-chocolate-i-would-melt-myself-in-a-car-to-ruin-the/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f6/thom-yorke-979_car_if-i-was-made-of-chocolate-i-would-melt_2357926.jpg) > [If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-weren-t-in-radiohead-i-d-be-working-at-a-grocery-store-i-d-be/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/507/thom-yorke-979_apartment_if-i-weren-t-in-radiohead-i-d-be-working_2760471.jpg) > [I'm not a martyr, just a musician who dies for your sins. Oh, that's what a martyr is? Very well then, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-m-not-a-martyr-just-a-musician-who-dies-for-your-sins-oh-that-s/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ed/thom-yorke-979_dies_i-m-not-a-martyr-just-a-musician-who-die_872072.jpg) ## Other authors on Ifs ## More by Thom Yorke > [How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/how-come-i-end-up-where-i-started-how-come-i-end-up-where-i-belong/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-named-my-son-noah-for-the-same-reason-chris-martin-named-his-apple/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/rock-music-is-is-a-necessary-evil-like-beating-my-children-with-penny/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/we-re-at-a-time-when-we-are-being-presented-with-undeniable-changes/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/when-even-your-fans-are-writing-to-tell-you-to-get-a-life-you-know/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/space-jam-is-my-favorite-movie-don-t-ask-me-why-it-just-is/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/my-dad-spent-his-whole-life-getting-into-fights-for-telling-what-he/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-got-into-the-music-business-thinking-it-was-really-radical-that-it/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/people-sometimes-say-we-take-things-too-seriously-but-it-s-the-only/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-m-achingly-aware-of-my-own-limitations-as-both-part-of-the-human/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/one-little-leak-becomes-a-lake-says-the-tiny-voice-in-my-earpiece/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-often-fake-my-death-and-then-just-show-up-at-people-s-houses-they/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/there-are-a-lot-of-things-i-cannot-do-such-as-eat-books-and-read/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I wanted to live with the \*\*\*\*ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-wanted-to-live-with-the-ing-manta-rays-but-they-banned-me-from-sea/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-often-steal-sandwiches-eat-them-and-put-the-container-s-back-with-a/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ifs/thom-yorke/#itemlist", "name": "33 Ifs Quotes By Thom Yorke", "numberOfItems": 33, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Thom Yorke" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-radiohead-were-a-fruit-we-would-be-apples-because-apples-are/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/171/thom-yorke-979_apples_if-radiohead-were-a-fruit-we-would-be-ap_562070.jpg", "contentUrl": 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