--- title: "29 Ifs Quotes By Ted Nugent" description: "29 Ifs quotes by Ted Nugent. Plus more from Ted Nugent and more Ifs sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8aa/ted-nugent-1735_activism_so-listen-everybody-to-what-i-got-to-say_1852918.png" --- > [So listen everybody to what I got to say, there's hope for tomorrow, if we wake up today.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/so-listen-everybody-to-what-i-got-to-say-there-s-hope-for-tomorrow-if/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8aa/ted-nugent-1735_activism_so-listen-everybody-to-what-i-got-to-say_1852918.png) > [If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/if-you-don-t-have-a-sense-of-humor-you-ll-hurt-yourself-arguing-with/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff4/ted-nugent-1735_arguing_if-you-don-t-have-a-sense-of-humor-you-l_2218280.png) > [If it was up to me, if you uttered the word 'gun control,' we'd put you in jail.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/if-it-was-up-to-me-if-you-uttered-the-word-gun-control-we-d-put-you/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7a/ted-nugent-1735_gun_if-it-was-up-to-me-if-you-uttered-the-wo_1365896.png) > [I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/i-m-beginning-to-wonder-if-it-would-have-been-best-had-the-south-won/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/476/ted-nugent-1735_beginning_i-m-beginning-to-wonder-if-it-would-have_116178.png) > [We are a nation of laws, not a nation that ignores laws if it benefits the Democrat Party.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/we-are-a-nation-of-laws-not-a-nation-that-ignores-laws-if-it-benefits/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/521/ted-nugent-1735_benefits_we-are-a-nation-of-laws-not-a-nation-tha_1799760.png) > [If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he'd probably be alive today.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/if-elvis-presley-had-been-a-bowhunter-he-d-probably-be-alive-today/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2a/ted-nugent-1735_alive_if-elvis-presley-had-been-a-bowhunter-he_1476998.png) > [If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/if-you-re-not-upsetting-idiots-you-might-be-an-idiot/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af1/ted-nugent-1735_idiot_if-you-re-not-upsetting-idiots-you-might_1762524.png) > [I'm repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex, I think it's against nature, I think it's strange as hell, but if that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/i-m-repulsed-at-the-concept-of-man-on-man-sex-i-think-it-s-against/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4a/ted-nugent-1735_concepts_i-m-repulsed-at-the-concept-of-man-on-ma_345720.jpg) > [If we want our bodies to be healthier, we need to get off the salmonella, e-coli, mad cow, assembly-line toxic hell train!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/if-we-want-our-bodies-to-be-healthier-we-need-to-get-off-the/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b0/ted-nugent-1735_assembly_if-we-want-our-bodies-to-be-healthier-we_2514860.png) > [If you want less of something, tax it. If you want more of something, don't tax it or reduce the tax burden.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/if-you-want-less-of-something-tax-it-if-you-want-more-of-something/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3b/ted-nugent-1735_burden_if-you-want-less-of-something-tax-it-if_435057.png) > [ I've always identified \[myself\] with the warrior and good over evil, and you don't negotiate for good over evil, if you want… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/i-ve-always-identified-myself-with-the-warrior-and-good-over-evil-and/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e6/ted-nugent-1735_and-love_i-ve-always-identified-myself-with-the-w_2074363.png) > [Practice, practice, practice. Practice until you get a guitar welt on your chest...if it makes you feel good, don't stop until you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/practice-practice-practice-practice-until-you-get-a-guitar-welt-on/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be2/ted-nugent-1735_blood_practice-practice-practice-practice-unti_632907.jpg) > [If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/if-barack-obama-becomes-the-president-in-november-again-i-will-either/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d6/ted-nugent-1735_barack_if-barack-obama-becomes-the-president-in_3118512.png) > [If you would force me to be unarmed and helpless I would have to do everything in my power to neutralize you...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/if-you-would-force-me-to-be-unarmed-and-helpless-i-would-have-to-do/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/ted-nugent-1735_and-love_if-you-would-force-me-to-be-unarmed-and_1386036.jpg) > [Let's be honest, if the Democrats didn't support ignoring our nation's immigration laws, there is no way they could win the presidency…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/let-s-be-honest-if-the-democrats-didn-t-support-ignoring-our-nation-s/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83e/ted-nugent-1735_being-honest_let-s-be-honest-if-the-democrats-didn-t_11527.png) > [Whenever I donate a hunting trip for the Children's Leukemia Foundation, Ronald McDonald Cancer House, all these children's charities, I offer the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/whenever-i-donate-a-hunting-trip-for-the-children-s-leukemia/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a61/ted-nugent-1735_cancer_whenever-i-donate-a-hunting-trip-for-the_1532322.png) > [I don't care if it's Bruno Mars or Aerosmith or ZZ Top... it's about songs. 'Paperback Writer,' 'Satisfaction,' 'Cat Scratch Fever,' 'Walk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/i-don-t-care-if-it-s-bruno-mars-or-aerosmith-or-zz-top-it-s-about/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/667/ted-nugent-1735_aerosmith_i-don-t-care-if-it-s-bruno-mars-or-aeros_206193.png) > [My life is a tsunami of inspirations. Number one is that I really do just love my BBQ. I mean it's the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/my-life-is-a-tsunami-of-inspirations-number-one-is-that-i-really-do/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e56/ted-nugent-1735_animal_my-life-is-a-tsunami-of-inspirations-num_44207.png) > [I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/i-have-obviously-failed-to-galvanize-and-prod-if-not-shame-enough/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/99a/ted-nugent-1735_acorns_i-have-obviously-failed-to-galvanize-and_2938928.png) > [God knows America would be the greatest again if she operated like the Nugent family. No takers, no whiners, no gangsters, no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/god-knows-america-would-be-the-greatest-again-if-she-operated-like/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36a/ted-nugent-1735_america_god-knows-america-would-be-the-greatest_68459.png) > [Everyone, including Hillary Clinton, knows Hillary is an unsavory and unethical scoundrel, an obvious and accomplished liar and, if America had a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/everyone-including-hillary-clinton-knows-hillary-is-an-unsavory-and/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d0/ted-nugent-1735_accomplished_everyone-including-hillary-clinton-knows_2279394.png) > [It grabs me, but not as much as it grabs some of the other people that rave about them. With the Black…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/it-grabs-me-but-not-as-much-as-it-grabs-some-of-the-other-people-that/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a4/ted-nugent-1735_black_it-grabs-me-but-not-as-much-as-it-grabs_682164.png) > [If the American public were accurately polled, I suspect the results would find Bonnie & Clyde, Bill Clinton, Ponzi Scheme scamster Bernie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/if-the-american-public-were-accurately-polled-i-suspect-the-results/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fb/ted-nugent-1735_bills_if-the-american-public-were-accurately-p_778830.png) > [If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/if-the-coyote-s-in-your-living-room-pissing-on-your-couch-it-s-not/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1cf/ted-nugent-1735_couches_if-the-coyote-s-in-your-living-room-piss_1449696.png) > [The greatest philosopher of all time was Dirty Harry. And if you remember, Dirty Harry took the words right out of my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/the-greatest-philosopher-of-all-time-was-dirty-harry-and-if-you/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/202/ted-nugent-1735_all-time_the-greatest-philosopher-of-all-time-was_3003327.png) > [If enough Americans determine I could do a better job in public office, and Mrs. Nugent and my beloved family agree, there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/if-enough-americans-determine-i-could-do-a-better-job-in-public/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/653/ted-nugent-1735_agree_if-enough-americans-determine-i-could-do_2630541.png) > [If you want to get a sensual thunderbolt then you have got to be cocked, locked and ready to rock, doc. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/if-you-want-to-get-a-sensual-thunderbolt-then-you-have-got-to-be/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/532/ted-nugent-1735_helping_if-you-want-to-get-a-sensual-thunderbolt_2678226.jpg) > [I don't wanna be a rock star. I don't believe in rock stars. If you really examine what goes with being a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/i-don-t-wanna-be-a-rock-star-i-don-t-believe-in-rock-stars-if-you/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c0/ted-nugent-1735_avoided_i-don-t-wanna-be-a-rock-star-i-don-t-bel_1690066.png) > [Sometimes too much tolerance can kill you. If you are tolerant of people poisoning themselves to death they will drag you down.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/sometimes-too-much-tolerance-can-kill-you-if-you-are-tolerant-of/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/599/ted-nugent-1735_death_sometimes-too-much-tolerance-can-kill-yo_300232.png) ## Other authors on Ifs ## More by Ted Nugent > [Let's be honest, if the Democrats didn't support ignoring our nation's immigration laws, there is no way they could win the presidency or a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/let-s-be-honest-if-the-democrats-didn-t-support-ignoring-our-nation-s/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/at-62-i-remain-clean-and-sober-and-my-ponytail-remains-erect/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [It was psychobabbler Abraham Maslow who wrote of the phenomena of self-actualization. What Maslow failed to grasp is that reaching true self-actualization can only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/it-was-psychobabbler-abraham-maslow-who-wrote-of-the-phenomena-of/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [I take really good care of myself. I promised myself long ago that I would never miss a hunting season, never poison my sacred…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/i-take-really-good-care-of-myself-i-promised-myself-long-ago-that-i/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [You have to save the habitat, you have to save the population - not individual animals. What you want to save is the foundation,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/you-have-to-save-the-habitat-you-have-to-save-the-population-not/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [My life is a tsunami of inspirations. Number one is that I really do just love my BBQ. I mean it's the sustenance of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/my-life-is-a-tsunami-of-inspirations-number-one-is-that-i-really-do/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [There are multi-scatterings of various and associated issues and concerns, but it all boils down to accountable people versus those unwilling to be accountable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/there-are-multi-scatterings-of-various-and-associated-issues-and/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [Pat Buchanan... was fired by MSNBC for doing nothing more than voicing his rock-solid conservative thoughts on the otherwise failing network... The real message…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/pat-buchanan-was-fired-by-msnbc-for-doing-nothing-more-than-voicing/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [God knows America would be the greatest again if she operated like the Nugent family. No takers, no whiners, no gangsters, no dopers, no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/god-knows-america-would-be-the-greatest-again-if-she-operated-like/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [The way that you eliminate bad and ugly is either through activism and policy making that never tolerates evil -- instead of the liberal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/the-way-that-you-eliminate-bad-and-ugly-is-either-through-activism/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/i-m-beginning-to-wonder-if-it-would-have-been-best-had-the-south-won/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [I so wreak of logic and commonsense that it is obviously very refreshing in this world of otherwise soulless politically correct denial and dishonesty.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/i-so-wreak-of-logic-and-commonsense-that-it-is-obviously-very/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [I think you should ride the line between fatigue and chaos. The chaos keeps the energy level and spontaneity maximized, while fatigue is just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/i-think-you-should-ride-the-line-between-fatigue-and-chaos-the-chaos/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [My band and music are so intense they scare me, and I'm not afraid of anything. We love our music with everything we got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/my-band-and-music-are-so-intense-they-scare-me-and-i-m-not-afraid-of/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) > [I don't care if it's Bruno Mars or Aerosmith or ZZ Top... it's about songs. 'Paperback Writer,' 'Satisfaction,' 'Cat Scratch Fever,' 'Walk This Way,'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/i-don-t-care-if-it-s-bruno-mars-or-aerosmith-or-zz-top-it-s-about/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ifs/ted-nugent/#itemlist", "name": "29 Ifs Quotes By Ted Nugent", "numberOfItems": 29, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "So listen everybody to what I got to say, there's hope for tomorrow, if we wake up today.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ted Nugent" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/so-listen-everybody-to-what-i-got-to-say-there-s-hope-for-tomorrow-if/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8aa/ted-nugent-1735_activism_so-listen-everybody-to-what-i-got-to-say_1852918.png", "contentUrl": 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