--- title: "15 Ifs Quotes By Steve Coogan" description: "15 Ifs quotes by Steve Coogan. Plus more from Steve Coogan and more Ifs sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e17/steve-coogan-2910_disabled_got-my-fungal-foot-powder-ah-it-s-a-life_2392426.jpg" --- > [Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/got-my-fungal-foot-powder-ah-it-s-a-lifesaver-you-know-i-d/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e17/steve-coogan-2910_disabled_got-my-fungal-foot-powder-ah-it-s-a-life_2392426.jpg) > [It is not true that sex degrades women... if it is any good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/it-is-not-true-that-sex-degrades-women-if-it-is-any-good/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf9/steve-coogan-2910_degrade_it-is-not-true-that-sex-degrades-women-i_2835552.jpg) > [If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/if-it-was-just-the-potatoes-that-were-affected-at-the-end-of-the-day/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d53/steve-coogan-2910_affected_if-it-was-just-the-potatoes-that-were-af_609204.jpg) > [If things don't come easy to you, you have to pull a rabbit out of a hat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/if-things-don-t-come-easy-to-you-you-have-to-pull-a-rabbit-out-of-a/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bc/steve-coogan-2910_easy_if-things-don-t-come-easy-to-you-you-hav_1285437.jpg) > [I think if you try to look for something to show off as an actor, vanity can get the better of you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/i-think-if-you-try-to-look-for-something-to-show-off-as-an-actor/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea5/steve-coogan-2910_actor_i-think-if-you-try-to-look-for-something_2771566.jpg) > [Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/even-if-i-screw-up-in-my-personal-life-as-long-as-i-m-not-destroying/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/542/steve-coogan-2910_destroying_even-if-i-screw-up-in-my-personal-life-a_2461522.jpg) > [If the person who can effectively sanction ill-conceived wars can play the electric guitar, which is a symbol of rebellion, then that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/if-the-person-who-can-effectively-sanction-ill-conceived-wars-can/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/174/steve-coogan-2910_becomes_if-the-person-who-can-effectively-sancti_373914.jpg) > [To me, most theatre looks ridiculous. I find it very difficult to do. Personally, if I ever try to do serious stuff,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/to-me-most-theatre-looks-ridiculous-i-find-it-very-difficult-to-do/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e4/steve-coogan-2910_comedy_to-me-most-theatre-looks-ridiculous-i-fi_2780153.jpg) > [I always think that, even when people behave badly, if you like something deep inside them, then there is a tiny bit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/i-always-think-that-even-when-people-behave-badly-if-you-like/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/028/steve-coogan-2910_be-good_i-always-think-that-even-when-people-beh_2154394.jpg) > [If you got the balls to follow something through, you can end up being the coolest, smartest guy in the room, because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/if-you-got-the-balls-to-follow-something-through-you-can-end-up-being/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d20/steve-coogan-2910_ass_if-you-got-the-balls-to-follow-something_882326.jpg) > [The Bible, undoubtedly, is a mixed bag. I don't see myself coming back to the Church. I do like the tradition. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/the-bible-undoubtedly-is-a-mixed-bag-i-don-t-see-myself-coming-back/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e99/steve-coogan-2910_agree_the-bible-undoubtedly-is-a-mixed-bag-i-d_852120.jpg) > [If you're driving your car and someone winds the window down and gives you the finger and calls you an asshole, instead…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/if-you-re-driving-your-car-and-someone-winds-the-window-down-and/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/488/steve-coogan-2910_calling_if-you-re-driving-your-car-and-someone-w_1166247.jpg) > [I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm not Frank Bough, either. I am getting older and a bit more sensible. I'm not going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/i-m-not-mother-teresa-but-i-m-not-frank-bough-either-i-am-getting/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/363/steve-coogan-2910_bits_i-m-not-mother-teresa-but-i-m-not-frank_3046959.jpg) > [When I play myself, I want to be a slightly better person. It just agrees. Everything I play about myself is kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/when-i-play-myself-i-want-to-be-a-slightly-better-person-it-just/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fc/steve-coogan-2910_agree_when-i-play-myself-i-want-to-be-a-slight_434051.jpg) > [I like comedy, but I like comedy as a device in drama. It's more interesting for me to use comedy to seduce…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/i-like-comedy-but-i-like-comedy-as-a-device-in-drama-it-s-more/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd7/steve-coogan-2910_beats_i-like-comedy-but-i-like-comedy-as-a-dev_698836.jpg) ## Other authors on Ifs ## More by Steve Coogan > [As soon as I see period costume, I turn off. It's like hearing drama on Radio 4.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/as-soon-as-i-see-period-costume-i-turn-off-it-s-like-hearing-drama-on/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [A woman wearing a revealing dress will always be sexier than a naked woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/a-woman-wearing-a-revealing-dress-will-always-be-sexier-than-a-naked/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [I like to do movies that provoke rather than reinforce conservative values.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/i-like-to-do-movies-that-provoke-rather-than-reinforce-conservative/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/i-m-gonna-hump-ya-like-deputy-dog-would-hump-ya/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [What terrifies me is that I might somehow endorse that view so people think they don't have to read books anymore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/what-terrifies-me-is-that-i-might-somehow-endorse-that-view-so-people/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [I am lucky to be in a profession that is not age dependent.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/i-am-lucky-to-be-in-a-profession-that-is-not-age-dependent/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [I think there's as much profundity and wisdom in Shakespeare, more so in fact, than those in the Bible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/i-think-there-s-as-much-profundity-and-wisdom-in-shakespeare-more-so/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [I don't apologize for my behavior anymore. Whatever I do or don't do shouldn't matter. Moral certainty is dangerous. Moral certainty is what makes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/i-don-t-apologize-for-my-behavior-anymore-whatever-i-do-or-don-t-do/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [A womb with a view.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/a-womb-with-a-view/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [I'm really encouraged by Pope Francis, because I think his attitude is totally laudable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/i-m-really-encouraged-by-pope-francis-because-i-think-his-attitude-is/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [Knowing about comedy has helped me with the drama. To see people laugh, it's like there are moments of catharsis in the middle of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/knowing-about-comedy-has-helped-me-with-the-drama-to-see-people-laugh/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [I happen to have a public profile. Ditto newspaper editors. It's a result of what I do, not an end.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/i-happen-to-have-a-public-profile-ditto-newspaper-editors-it-s-a/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [The fundamentalists are insistent that they know best. It's a dictatorial attitude towards personal morality, which is a modern creation that came about in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/the-fundamentalists-are-insistent-that-they-know-best-it-s-a/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [I use improvisation as a writing tool to help produce material that goes into a script, but a well-crafted script shouldn't sound scripted, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/i-use-improvisation-as-a-writing-tool-to-help-produce-material-that/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) > [If the person who can effectively sanction ill-conceived wars can play the electric guitar, which is a symbol of rebellion, then that whole worldview…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/if-the-person-who-can-effectively-sanction-ill-conceived-wars-can/) [Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ifs/steve-coogan/#itemlist", "name": "15 Ifs Quotes By Steve Coogan", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Got my fungal foot powder? 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