--- title: "14 Ifs Quotes By Seth Rogen" description: "14 Ifs quotes by Seth Rogen. Plus more from Seth Rogen and more Ifs sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1be/seth-rogen-1831_cinema_if-i-were-directing-a-movie-it-would-sca_1775196.jpg" --- > [If I were directing a movie, it would scare me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/if-i-were-directing-a-movie-it-would-scare-me/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1be/seth-rogen-1831_cinema_if-i-were-directing-a-movie-it-would-sca_1775196.jpg) > [If you take a tube TV to a donation center, they won't accept it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/if-you-take-a-tube-tv-to-a-donation-center-they-won-t-accept-it/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/774/seth-rogen-1831_accepting_if-you-take-a-tube-tv-to-a-donation-cent_2087793.jpg) > [Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/please-don-t-wear-skinny-jeans-if-you-don-t-have-skinny-genes/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7e/seth-rogen-1831_genes_please-don-t-wear-skinny-jeans-if-you-do_2322724.jpg) > [If there was any drug that was to symbolize the people that ate our heroes, it seems like bath salts was a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/if-there-was-any-drug-that-was-to-symbolize-the-people-that-ate-our/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64d/seth-rogen-1831_baths_if-there-was-any-drug-that-was-to-symbol_1732221.jpg) > [Oftentimes what happens actually is people say to me, 'I didn't know if it was you or not, and then I heard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/oftentimes-what-happens-actually-is-people-say-to-me-i-didn-t-know-if/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ffa/seth-rogen-1831_comedy_oftentimes-what-happens-actually-is-peop_806116.jpg) > [I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/i-m-actually-way-more-funny-now-because-i-m-hungry-if-comedy-comes/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a6/seth-rogen-1831_comedy_i-m-actually-way-more-funny-now-because_2123237.jpg) > [When we grew up in Vancouver our friends were - I don't know if I'd say callous, but we had a very,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/when-we-grew-up-in-vancouver-our-friends-were-i-don-t-know-if-i-d-say/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf6/seth-rogen-1831_callous_when-we-grew-up-in-vancouver-our-friends_1853336.jpg) > [For a Jewish mother, having a country wage war on your son is the worst. If Kim Jong-un only knew what he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/for-a-jewish-mother-having-a-country-wage-war-on-your-son-is-the/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03e/seth-rogen-1831_country_for-a-jewish-mother-having-a-country-wag_1413815.jpg) > [One of the big things that we wanted to do was trying to kick out a car window as you're driving after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/one-of-the-big-things-that-we-wanted-to-do-was-trying-to-kick-out-a/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34a/seth-rogen-1831_big-things_one-of-the-big-things-that-we-wanted-to_2138948.jpg) > [It's definitely not true what they say about women wanting a guy with a sense of humour. What women mean is that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/it-s-definitely-not-true-what-they-say-about-women-wanting-a-guy-with/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2a/seth-rogen-1831_brad_it-s-definitely-not-true-what-they-say-a_1009004.jpg) > [For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/for-me-and-my-wife-the-easiest-part-of-my-life-is-my-marriage-like-if/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f6/seth-rogen-1831_easier_for-me-and-my-wife-the-easiest-part-of-m_835401.jpg) > [I remember thinking as I was doing the jokes for the first time, "If I can hear that very clearly, I'm not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/i-remember-thinking-as-i-was-doing-the-jokes-for-the-first-time-if-i/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2f/seth-rogen-1831_bombs_i-remember-thinking-as-i-was-doing-the-j_1711528.jpg) > [I have become a giant fan of the testing process, especially with a comedy. I mean, they tell you what's funny. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/i-have-become-a-giant-fan-of-the-testing-process-especially-with-a/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0d/seth-rogen-1831_audience_i-have-become-a-giant-fan-of-the-testing_705638.jpg) > [I was, like, a brown belt, which is pretty good. I entered a tournament once, and I punched the guy in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/i-was-like-a-brown-belt-which-is-pretty-good-i-entered-a-tournament/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/732/seth-rogen-1831_bad-guy_i-was-like-a-brown-belt-which-is-pretty_2864172.jpg) ## Other authors on Ifs ## More by Seth Rogen > [I think that, honestly, people's censorship issues are personal but I disagree with most of those personal choices that I see others make. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/i-think-that-honestly-people-s-censorship-issues-are-personal-but-i/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [My mom never caught me masturbating, so this is the next best thing I guess. Everyone needs to humiliate themselves in front of their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/my-mom-never-caught-me-masturbating-so-this-is-the-next-best-thing-i/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/claiming-that-someone-s-marriage-is-against-your-religion-is-like/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [I always try to be truthful to kind of what's going on with my life and my friends and my experiences.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/i-always-try-to-be-truthful-to-kind-of-what-s-going-on-with-my-life/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [I watch a lot of TV. I love nothing more than having a good TV show on DVD, to just plow through.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/i-watch-a-lot-of-tv-i-love-nothing-more-than-having-a-good-tv-show-on/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [It's my mission to sue the MPAA and take them down. I don't know how to go about doing that. But to me, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/it-s-my-mission-to-sue-the-mpaa-and-take-them-down-i-don-t-know-how/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [I'd moved to L.A., and everyone's actors here and writers, they were like super emotional and super in touch with their feelings, and it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/i-d-moved-to-l-a-and-everyone-s-actors-here-and-writers-they-were/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [ We kind of have some ideas for sequels. The movie \[Sausage Party\] ends in a way that implies a next chapter. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/we-kind-of-have-some-ideas-for-sequels-the-movie-sausage-party-ends/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [You can actually improvise a lot as a voice actor. It's not that entirely different than shooting a live action movie; the characters mouths…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/you-can-actually-improvise-a-lot-as-a-voice-actor-it-s-not-that/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [Sometimes what you lose in the time it takes to let an actor do something that you don't like as a director, you gain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/sometimes-what-you-lose-in-the-time-it-takes-to-let-an-actor-do/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [To me all men are boy-men. I don't know any man that's actually mature.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/to-me-all-men-are-boy-men-i-don-t-know-any-man-that-s-actually-mature/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [Steve Wozniak literally one of the sweetest guys. And that was kind of the thing I had to reconcile: how do I try to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/steve-wozniak-literally-one-of-the-sweetest-guys-and-that-was-kind-of/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/if-your-girlfriend-complains-that-you-never-take-her-anywhere/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [Like Toy Story, the joke is all about exploring the secret world of these various everyday objects.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/like-toy-story-the-joke-is-all-about-exploring-the-secret-world-of/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) > [Every time I improvise I'm aware that I could be ruining what it is that we're doing and we'll just have to do it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/every-time-i-improvise-i-m-aware-that-i-could-be-ruining-what-it-is/) [Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-rogen/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ifs/seth-rogen/#itemlist", "name": "14 Ifs Quotes By Seth Rogen", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If I were directing a movie, it would scare me.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Seth Rogen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/if-i-were-directing-a-movie-it-would-scare-me/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1be/seth-rogen-1831_cinema_if-i-were-directing-a-movie-it-would-sca_1775196.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1be/seth-rogen-1831_cinema_if-i-were-directing-a-movie-it-would-sca_1775196.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1be/seth-rogen-1831_cinema_if-i-were-directing-a-movie-it-would-sca_1775196.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If I were directing a movie, it would scare me.” — Seth Rogen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you take a tube TV to a donation center, they won't accept it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Seth Rogen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/if-you-take-a-tube-tv-to-a-donation-center-they-won-t-accept-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/774/seth-rogen-1831_accepting_if-you-take-a-tube-tv-to-a-donation-cent_2087793.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/774/seth-rogen-1831_accepting_if-you-take-a-tube-tv-to-a-donation-cent_2087793.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/774/seth-rogen-1831_accepting_if-you-take-a-tube-tv-to-a-donation-cent_2087793.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you take a tube TV to a donation center, they won't accept it.” — Seth Rogen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Seth Rogen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-rogen/please-don-t-wear-skinny-jeans-if-you-don-t-have-skinny-genes/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7e/seth-rogen-1831_genes_please-don-t-wear-skinny-jeans-if-you-do_2322724.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7e/seth-rogen-1831_genes_please-don-t-wear-skinny-jeans-if-you-do_2322724.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7e/seth-rogen-1831_genes_please-don-t-wear-skinny-jeans-if-you-do_2322724.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.” — Seth Rogen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If there was any drug that was to symbolize the people that ate our heroes, it seems like bath salts was a good idea. 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