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title: "41 Ifs Quotes By Robin Williams"
description: "41 Ifs quotes by Robin Williams. Plus more from Robin Williams and more Ifs sayings from other authors."
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> [It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/it-doesn-t-matter-who-you-are-if-you-ve-got-the-legs-you-can-hang/)

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> [Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/comedy-pays-the-bills-if-i-can-t-find-a-film/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-you-can-remember-the-sixties-you-weren-t-there/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/the-truth-is-if-anything-i-m-probably-addicted-to-laughter/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-we-were-interested-in-making-money-we-wouldn-t-have-become-teachers/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-i-could-light-my-own-farts-i-could-fly-to-the-moon-or-at-least/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-heaven-exists-to-know-that-there-s-laughs-that-would-be-a-great/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/freud-if-it-s-not-one-thing-it-s-your-mother/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-you-want-to-die-don-t-make-a-mistake-and-not-quite-kill-yourself/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-women-ran-the-world-there-would-be-no-wars-however-every-28-days/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/women-are-incredibly-intuitive-if-anybody-on-the-planet-is-going-to/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/on-stage-you-re-free-you-can-say-and-do-things-that-if-you-said-and/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. 'I want it to be the way it was.' But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/change-is-not-popular-we-are-creatures-of-habit-as-human-beings-i/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/shooting-in-new-york-is-the-shiznit-if-i-may-be-so-bold-it-was-great/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/but-if-there-s-love-dear-those-are-the-ties-that-bind-and-you-ll-have/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/in-england-if-you-commit-a-crime-the-police-don-t-have-a-gun-and-you/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/a-pentagon-official-once-said-the-people-who-would-actually-push-the/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/you-have-this-idea-that-you-d-better-keep-working-otherwise-people-2/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/to-be-acknowledged-for-who-and-what-i-am-no-more-no-less-not-for/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [My childhood was really nice. My parents never forced me to do anything; it was always, "If you want to do that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/my-childhood-was-really-nice-my-parents-never-forced-me-to-do/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/even-when-i-did-my-broadway-show-i-did-15-minutes-no-one-had-seen/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-i-asked-you-about-love-you-d-probably-quote-me-a-sonnet-but-you-ve/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [Things that I see in the future. I see... it could be quite incredible if we can master a few problems, like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/things-that-i-see-in-the-future-i-see-it-could-be-quite-incredible-if/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/life-is-fleeting-and-if-you-re-ever-distressed-cast-your-eyes-to-the/)

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> [My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/my-childhood-was-lonely-both-my-parents-were-away-a-lot-working-and/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/kid-if-you-need-booze-or-drugs-to-enjoy-your-life-to-the-fullest-you/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/cable-is-not-bound-because-people-pay-for-it-it-s-literally-a-choice/)

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> [If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-you-re-that-depressed-reach-out-to-someone-and-remember-suicide-is/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-you-listen-real-close-you-can-hear-them-whisper-their-legacy-to/)

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> [If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-we-re-going-to-fight-a-disease-let-s-fight-one-of-the-most/)

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> [If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-you-don-t-keep-pushing-the-limits-you-wake-up-one-day-and-you-re/)

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> [Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/texting-and-driving-at-the-same-time-is-like-jerking-off-and-juggling/)

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> [If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-i-ever-asked-you-about-love-you-d-probably-quote-me-a-sonnet-but/)

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> [If you're going to do a movie about the Village, it's pretty nice to shoot in the village and not be in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-you-re-going-to-do-a-movie-about-the-village-it-s-pretty-nice-to/)

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> [I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-had-my-back-waxed-once-by-two-women-and-at-one-point-they-said-do/)

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> [If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/if-there-was-a-pill-that-allowed-you-to-drink-and-not-get-drunk-an/)

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> [The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/the-french-don-t-have-a-baseball-team-and-if-they-did-there-d-only-be/)

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> [You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo... ‘Cause you’re…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/you-ve-got-to-be-crazy-it-s-too-late-to-be-sane-too-late-you-ve-got/)

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> [Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/here-s-the-best-birth-control-in-the-whole-world-if-you-really-if-you/)

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> [We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/we-re-dealing-with-fundamentalists-the-amish-are-fundamentalists-but/)

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## Other authors on Ifs

## More by Robin Williams

> [On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/on-stage-you-re-free-you-can-say-and-do-things-that-if-you-said-and/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/humor-is-a-great-defense-and-an-offense-too-usually-the-recipient-isn/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/what-s-wrong-with-death-sir-what-are-we-so-mortally-afraid-of-why-can/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/spring-is-nature-s-way-of-saying-let-s-party/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-had-sex-with-a-prostitute-when-i-was-21-i-was-so-bad-she-gave-me-a/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/we-were-talking-briefly-about-cocaine-yeah-anything-that-makes-you/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [In America they really do mythologise people when they die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/in-america-they-really-do-mythologise-people-when-they-die/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-always-thought-the-idea-of-education-was-to-learn-to-think-for/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-was-a-serious-method-actor-until-i-visited-this-site/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-m-history-no-i-m-mythology-nah-i-don-t-care-what-i-am-i-m-free/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/but-only-in-their-dreams-can-men-be-truly-free-it-was-always-thus-and/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/people-say-satire-is-dead-it-s-not-dead-it-s-alive-and-living-in-the/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/for-me-comedy-starts-as-a-spew-a-kind-of-explosion-and-then-you/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [Carpe per diem - seize the check.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/carpe-per-diem-seize-the-check/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/cable-is-not-bound-because-people-pay-for-it-it-s-literally-a-choice/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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