--- title: "22 Ifs Quotes By Ozzy Osbourne" description: "22 Ifs quotes by Ozzy Osbourne. Plus more from Ozzy Osbourne and more Ifs sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f8/ozzy-osbourne-685_bombs_if-that-s-the-only-thing-that-s-stopping_1304145.jpg" --- > [If that's the only thing that's stopping war then thank God for the bomb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/if-that-s-the-only-thing-that-s-stopping-war-then-thank-god-for-the/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f8/ozzy-osbourne-685_bombs_if-that-s-the-only-thing-that-s-stopping_1304145.jpg) > [If I could have just one more wish, I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/if-i-could-have-just-one-more-wish-i-d-wipe-the-cobwebs-from-my-eyes/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/780/ozzy-osbourne-685_cobwebs_if-i-could-have-just-one-more-wish-i-d-w_1880328.jpg) > [If you choose to criticize, you choose your enemies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/if-you-choose-to-criticize-you-choose-your-enemies/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/174/ozzy-osbourne-685_adages_if-you-choose-to-criticize-you-choose-yo_2030911.jpg) > [If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/if-you-can-laugh-at-your-mistakes-it-s-a-good-thing/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30b/ozzy-osbourne-685_good-thing_if-you-can-laugh-at-your-mistakes-it-s-a_2085994.jpg) > [ I keep hearing this \[expletive\] thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. If that's the case, why do we… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-keep-hearing-this-expletive-thing-that-guns-don-t-kill-people-but/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f3/ozzy-osbourne-685_cases_i-keep-hearing-this-expletive-thing-that_2117891.jpg) > [Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there's no excuse for being cruel, even if you're a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/killing-a-pig-for-a-good-old-fry-up-is-one-thing-but-there-s-no/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/336/ozzy-osbourne-685_bored_killing-a-pig-for-a-good-old-fry-up-is-o_3229890.jpg) > [If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/if-you-don-t-know-what-sex-is-before-you-re-21-you-re-going-to-have-a/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a4/ozzy-osbourne-685_ifs_if-you-don-t-know-what-sex-is-before-you_1431726.jpg) > [At 18, if someone had said to me, "I think you should go to rehab and get cleaned up," I would have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/at-18-if-someone-had-said-to-me-i-think-you-should-go-to-rehab-and/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a2/ozzy-osbourne-685_ifs_at-18-if-someone-had-said-to-me-i-think_362178.jpg) > [My philosophy is if you're happy being a born - again Christian, if you're happy be­ing a Roman Catholic, if you're happy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/my-philosophy-is-if-you-re-happy-being-a-born-again-christian-if-you/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ab/ozzy-osbourne-685_born_my-philosophy-is-if-you-re-happy-being-a_2249255.jpg) > [Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, You gotta believe in foolish miracles, it's not how you play the game,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/nobody-ever-told-me-i-found-out-for-myself-you-gotta-believe-in/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e0/ozzy-osbourne-685_believe_nobody-ever-told-me-i-found-out-for-myse_2446149.jpg) > [I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow and I can't relive yesterday but I live in the moment if I can.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-don-t-know-what-s-going-to-happen-tomorrow-and-i-can-t-relive/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/39a/ozzy-osbourne-685_happens_i-don-t-know-what-s-going-to-happen-tomo_2204857.jpg) > [If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn't like, you can bet your ass…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/if-i-go-out-with-a-jacket-and-a-pair-of-trousers-that-my-wife-doesn-t/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4c/ozzy-osbourne-685_ass_if-i-go-out-with-a-jacket-and-a-pair-of_1165646.jpg) > [In those days, if you wanted a new car or a holiday, you'd phone up the office and they'd send you some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/in-those-days-if-you-wanted-a-new-car-or-a-holiday-you-d-phone-up-the/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bb/ozzy-osbourne-685_accounts_in-those-days-if-you-wanted-a-new-car-or_2643763.jpg) > [Chocolate thickens the saliva, which isn't good news if you've gotta recite Shakespeare or sing Iron Man. Having said that, you're not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/chocolate-thickens-the-saliva-which-isn-t-good-news-if-you-ve-gotta/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43f/ozzy-osbourne-685_chocolate_chocolate-thickens-the-saliva-which-isn_3012518.jpg) > [People say to me, you have not got stage fright. And if I haven't got stage fright, then I'm going to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/people-say-to-me-you-have-not-got-stage-fright-and-if-i-haven-t-got/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dce/ozzy-osbourne-685_comfortable_people-say-to-me-you-have-not-got-stage_2023933.jpg) > [I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-do-miss-the-social-aspect-of-sitting-in-a-pub-with-a-pint-but-you/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48d/ozzy-osbourne-685_aspect_i-do-miss-the-social-aspect-of-sitting-i_5501.jpg) > [When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/when-i-was-doing-drugs-and-alcohol-i-thought-i-ll-have-a-drink-and-a/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/abb/ozzy-osbourne-685_alcohol_when-i-was-doing-drugs-and-alcohol-i-tho_113335.jpg) > [“It’s just human nature – isn’t it? – to be more attracted to something that’s taboo. If someone tells you not to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/it-s-just-human-nature-isn-t-it-to-be-more-attracted-to-something/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8da/ozzy-osbourne-685_addict_it-s-just-human-nature-isn-t-it-to-be-mo_1889315.jpg) > [I've got many, many demons that affect me on many, many levels. A few years ago, I was convinced of that -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-ve-got-many-many-demons-that-affect-me-on-many-many-levels-a-few/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92e/ozzy-osbourne-685_convinced_i-ve-got-many-many-demons-that-affect-me_3158551.jpg) > [I think if a man can create something like an atom bomb, he can surely create something with his own mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-think-if-a-man-can-create-something-like-an-atom-bomb-he-can-surely/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72e/ozzy-osbourne-685_atom-bomb_i-think-if-a-man-can-create-something-li_2771814.jpg) > [If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/if-you-go-out-for-a-drink-you-go-out-for-a-drink-you-don-t-think-i-ll/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66b/ozzy-osbourne-685_drink_if-you-go-out-for-a-drink-you-go-out-for_2033549.jpg) > [I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-don-t-know-if-i-m-a-medium-for-some-outside-source-whatever-it-is/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee4/ozzy-osbourne-685_ifs_i-don-t-know-if-i-m-a-medium-for-some-ou_3180086.jpg) ## Other authors on Ifs ## More by Ozzy Osbourne > [I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-do-miss-the-social-aspect-of-sitting-in-a-pub-with-a-pint-but-you/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/in-1964-something-totally-unexpected-happened-i-got-a-job-i-enjoyed/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [“The thing is, I’ve never believed in feuds. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve been angry with people. Very angry – with people like Patrick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/the-thing-is-i-ve-never-believed-in-feuds-don-t-get-me-wrong-i-ve/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [Antidepressants sure kill your sexual life...Now, THAT'S depressing!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/antidepressants-sure-kill-your-sexual-life-now-that-s-depressing/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [I have no faith in my ability to judge things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-have-no-faith-in-my-ability-to-judge-things/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [“I’m no good with business, me. I’m the last person to ask when it comes to contracts and dough and all that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-m-no-good-with-business-me-i-m-the-last-person-to-ask-when-it-comes/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-m-about-caring-i-m-about-people-and-i-m-about-entertaining-people-i/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the Earth. You've got freedom of speech. You've got McDonald's.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-want-to-be-american-america-is-the-coolest-place-on-the-face-of-the/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [“Never in a million years did I think I’d end up making a career out of singing. I didn’t think it was possible. As…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/never-in-a-million-years-did-i-think-i-d-end-up-making-a-career-out/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [“My last good memory of the eighties, before everything went dark, was being sent to Wormwood Scrubs. Not because I’d broken the law again…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/my-last-good-memory-of-the-eighties-before-everything-went-dark-was/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-wish-i-didn-t-have-to-perform-iron-man-every-night/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [I'm not trying to twist people's heads around. I'm not trying to say, "Believe in me."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-m-not-trying-to-twist-people-s-heads-around-i-m-not-trying-to-say/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f\*\*king normal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/the-most-unbelievable-thing-about-my-behaviour-is-that-i-was/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-kept-hearing-that-metal-is-dead-and-ozzy-s-dead-and-people-that/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) > [When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this. I didn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/when-i-was-doing-drugs-and-alcohol-i-thought-i-ll-have-a-drink-and-a/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ifs/ozzy-osbourne/#itemlist", "name": "22 Ifs Quotes By Ozzy Osbourne", "numberOfItems": 22, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If that's the only thing that's stopping war then thank God for the bomb.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ozzy Osbourne" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/if-that-s-the-only-thing-that-s-stopping-war-then-thank-god-for-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f8/ozzy-osbourne-685_bombs_if-that-s-the-only-thing-that-s-stopping_1304145.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f8/ozzy-osbourne-685_bombs_if-that-s-the-only-thing-that-s-stopping_1304145.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f8/ozzy-osbourne-685_bombs_if-that-s-the-only-thing-that-s-stopping_1304145.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If that's the only thing that's stopping war then thank God for the bomb.” — Ozzy Osbourne", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If I could have just one more wish, I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ozzy Osbourne" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/if-i-could-have-just-one-more-wish-i-d-wipe-the-cobwebs-from-my-eyes/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/780/ozzy-osbourne-685_cobwebs_if-i-could-have-just-one-more-wish-i-d-w_1880328.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/780/ozzy-osbourne-685_cobwebs_if-i-could-have-just-one-more-wish-i-d-w_1880328.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/780/ozzy-osbourne-685_cobwebs_if-i-could-have-just-one-more-wish-i-d-w_1880328.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If I could have just one more wish, I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes.” — Ozzy Osbourne", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you choose to criticize, you choose your enemies.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ozzy Osbourne" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/if-you-choose-to-criticize-you-choose-your-enemies/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/174/ozzy-osbourne-685_adages_if-you-choose-to-criticize-you-choose-yo_2030911.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/174/ozzy-osbourne-685_adages_if-you-choose-to-criticize-you-choose-yo_2030911.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/174/ozzy-osbourne-685_adages_if-you-choose-to-criticize-you-choose-yo_2030911.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you choose to criticize, you choose your enemies.” — Ozzy Osbourne", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ozzy Osbourne" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/if-you-can-laugh-at-your-mistakes-it-s-a-good-thing/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30b/ozzy-osbourne-685_good-thing_if-you-can-laugh-at-your-mistakes-it-s-a_2085994.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30b/ozzy-osbourne-685_good-thing_if-you-can-laugh-at-your-mistakes-it-s-a_2085994.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30b/ozzy-osbourne-685_good-thing_if-you-can-laugh-at-your-mistakes-it-s-a_2085994.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.” — Ozzy Osbourne", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I keep hearing this [expletive] thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. 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