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title: "43 Ifs Quotes By Lewis Carroll"
description: "43 Ifs quotes by Lewis Carroll. Plus more from Lewis Carroll and more Ifs sayings from other authors."
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> [You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/you-shouldn-t-make-jokes-if-it-makes-you-so-unhappy/)

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> [If you don't know where you're going any road will do](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/if-you-don-t-know-where-you-re-going-any-road-will-do/)

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> [So young a child ought to know which way she's going, even if she doesn't know her own name!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/so-young-a-child-ought-to-know-which-way-she-s-going-even-if-she/)

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> [Who sail on stormy seas; And that's the way I get my bread -- A trifle, if you please.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/who-sail-on-stormy-seas-and-that-s-the-way-i-get-my-bread-a-trifle-if/)

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> [If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/if-everybody-minded-their-own-business-the-world-would-go-round-a/)

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> [If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/if-i-had-a-world-of-my-own-everything-would-be-nonsense/)

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> [I believe this thought, of the possibility of death - if calmly realised, and steadily faced would be one of the best…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/i-believe-this-thought-of-the-possibility-of-death-if-calmly-realised-2/)

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> [If only I could manage, without annoyance to my family, to get imprisoned for 10 years, "without hard labour," and with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/if-only-i-could-manage-without-annoyance-to-my-family-to-get/)

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> ['And how, who am I? I will remember, if I can! I'm determined to do it!' But being determined didn't help much...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/and-how-who-am-i-i-will-remember-if-i-can-i-m-determined-to-do-it-but/)

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> [A loaf of bread, the Walrus said, Is what we chiefly need: Pepper and vinegar besides Are very good indeed-- Now if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/a-loaf-of-bread-the-walrus-said-is-what-we-chiefly-need-pepper-and/)

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> [There's nothing a well-regulated child hates so much as regularity. I believe a really healthy boy would thoroughly enjoy Greek Grammar--if only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/there-s-nothing-a-well-regulated-child-hates-so-much-as-regularity-i/)

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> [As a general rule, do not kick the shins of the opposite gentleman under the table, if personally unaquainted with him; your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/as-a-general-rule-do-not-kick-the-shins-of-the-opposite-gentleman/)

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> [Do not, oh do not indulge such a wild idea that a newspaper might err! If so what have we to trust…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/do-not-oh-do-not-indulge-such-a-wild-idea-that-a-newspaper-might-err/)

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> [Well, it's no use your talking about waking him," said Tweedledum, "when you're only one of the things in his dream. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/well-it-s-no-use-your-talking-about-waking-him-said-tweedledum-when-2/)

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> [If I was not assured by the best authority on earth that the world is to be destroyed by fire, I should…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/if-i-was-not-assured-by-the-best-authority-on-earth-that-the-world-is/)

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> [If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/if-i-had-a-world-of-my-own-everything-would-be-nonsense-nothing-would-2/)

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> [My hand moves because certain forces--electric, magnetic, or whatever 'nerve-force' may prove to be--are impressed on it by my brain. This nerve-force,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/my-hand-moves-because-certain-forces-electric-magnetic-or-whatever/)

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> [It's a great huge game of chess that's being played--all over the world--if this is the world at all, you know. Oh,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/it-s-a-great-huge-game-of-chess-that-s-being-played-all-over-the/)

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> [“I maintain that any writer of a book is fully authorised in attaching any meaning he likes to a word or phrase…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/i-maintain-that-any-writer-of-a-book-is-fully-authorised-in-attaching/)

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> [She can't do sums a bit!" the Queens said together, with great emphasis. "Can you do sums?" Alice said, turning suddenly on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/she-can-t-do-sums-a-bit-the-queens-said-together-with-great-emphasis/)

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> [If doubtful whether to end with "yours faithfully," or "yours truly," or "yours most truly," &c. (there are at least a dozen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/if-doubtful-whether-to-end-with-yours-faithfully-or-yours-truly-or/)

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> [ Try another Subtraction sum. Take a bone from a dog: what remains?" \[asked the Red Queen\] Alice considered. "The bone wouldn't remain,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/try-another-subtraction-sum-take-a-bone-from-a-dog-what-remains-asked/)

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> ['Speak when you're spoken to!' The Queen sharply interrupted her. 'But if everybody obeyed that rule,' said Alice, who was always ready…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/speak-when-you-re-spoken-to-the-queen-sharply-interrupted-her-but-if/)

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> [I believe this thought, of the possibility of death - if calmly realised, and steadily faced would be one of the best…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/i-believe-this-thought-of-the-possibility-of-death-if-calmly-realised/)

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> [It's very good jam," said the Queen. "Well, I don't want any to-day, at any rate." "You couldn't have it if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/it-s-very-good-jam-said-the-queen-well-i-don-t-want-any-to-day-at-any/)

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> [Do you hear the snow against the windowpanes, Kitty? How nice and soft it sounds! Just as if some one was kissing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/do-you-hear-the-snow-against-the-windowpanes-kitty-how-nice-and-soft/)

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> [I do not know if Alice in Wonderland was an original story-I was, at least, no conscious imitator in writing it-but I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/i-do-not-know-if-alice-in-wonderland-was-an-original-story-i-was-at/)

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> ['Who's been repeating all that hard stuff to you?' 'I read it in a book,' said Alice. 'But I had some poetry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/who-s-been-repeating-all-that-hard-stuff-to-you-i-read-it-in-a-book/)

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> [When, as a child, I first opened my eyes on a Sunday-morning, a feeling of dismal anicipation, which began at least on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/when-as-a-child-i-first-opened-my-eyes-on-a-sunday-morning-a-feeling/)

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> [Epithets, like pepper, Give zest to what you write; And if you strew them sparely, They whet the appetite: But if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/epithets-like-pepper-give-zest-to-what-you-write-and-if-you-strew/)

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> [But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day, If your Snark be a Boojum! for then You will softly and suddenly vanish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/but-oh-beamish-nephew-beware-of-the-day-if-your-snark-be-a-boojum-for/)

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> [Be who you are, said the Duchess to Alice, or, if you would like it put more simply, never try to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/be-who-you-are-said-the-duchess-to-alice-or-if-you-would-like-it-put/)

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> [It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/it-takes-all-the-running-you-can-do-to-keep-in-the-same-place-if-you/)

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> [And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five what remains?" "Three hundred and sixty-four, of course." Humpty Dumpty looked doubtful,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/and-if-you-take-one-from-three-hundred-and-sixty-five-what-remains/)

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> [Where one is hopelessly undecided as to what to say, there (as Confucius would have said, if they had given him the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/where-one-is-hopelessly-undecided-as-to-what-to-say-there-as/)

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> [You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/you-have-to-run-as-fast-as-you-can-just-to-stay-where-you-are-if-you/)

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> [If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/if-you-want-to-inspire-confidence-give-plenty-of-statistics-it-does/)

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> [“I don't like the look of it at all,” said the King: “however, it may kiss my hand, if it likes.” “I'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/i-don-t-like-the-look-of-it-at-all-said-the-king-however-it-may-kiss/)

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> [The horror of that moment," the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!" "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/the-horror-of-that-moment-the-king-went-on-i-shall-never-never-forget/)

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> [I'm getting rather hoarse, I fear, After so much reciting: So, if you don't object, my dear, We'll try a glass of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/i-m-getting-rather-hoarse-i-fear-after-so-much-reciting-so-if-you-don/)

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## Other authors on Ifs

## More by Lewis Carroll

> [You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk. I can't tell you just now what the moral of that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/you-re-thinking-about-something-my-dear-and-that-makes-you-forget-to/)

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> [“I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/i-m-afraid-i-can-t-explain-myself-sir-because-i-am-not-myself-you-see/)

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> [My beloved friend - one of the most unique and charming personalities of our time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/my-beloved-friend-one-of-the-most-unique-and-charming-personalities/)

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> [Either it brings tears to their eyes, or else -" "Or else what?" said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause. "Or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/either-it-brings-tears-to-their-eyes-or-else-or-else-what-said-alice/)

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> [“We may give our human loves the unconditional allegiance which we owe only to God. Then they become gods: then they become demons. Then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/we-may-give-our-human-loves-the-unconditional-allegiance-which-we-owe/)

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> [In the midst of the word he was trying to say In the midst of his laughter and glee, He had softly and suddenly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/in-the-midst-of-the-word-he-was-trying-to-say-in-the-midst-of-his/)

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> [“But it must be borne in mind that, if there is a Scylla before me, there is also a Charybdis - and that, in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/but-it-must-be-borne-in-mind-that-if-there-is-a-scylla-before-me/)

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> [The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might: He did his very best to make The billows smooth and bright--…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/the-sun-was-shining-on-the-sea-shining-with-all-his-might-he-did-his/)

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> [“In vain we roared;in vain we tried To rouse her into laughter: Her pensive glances wandered wide From orchestra to rafter - "TIER UPON…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/in-vain-we-roared-in-vain-we-tried-to-rouse-her-into-laughter-her/)

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> [For the snark was a boojum, you see.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/for-the-snark-was-a-boojum-you-see/)

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> [Thanks for your nice little note, though I am sorry to hear you find Through the Looking Glass so uninteresting. You see I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/thanks-for-your-nice-little-note-though-i-am-sorry-to-hear-you-find/)

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> [You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/you-shouldn-t-make-jokes-if-it-makes-you-so-unhappy/)

[Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/)

> [We haven't any and you're too young.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/we-haven-t-any-and-you-re-too-young/)

[Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/)

> [Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/everything-is-funny-if-you-can-laugh-at-it/)

[Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/)

> [I wish I hadn't cried so much!” said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out. I shall be punished for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/i-wish-i-hadn-t-cried-so-much-said-alice-as-she-swam-about-trying-to/)

[Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/)

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                        "text": "My hand moves because certain forces--electric, magnetic, or whatever 'nerve-force' may prove to be--are impressed on it by my brain. This nerve-force, stored in the brain, would probably be traceable, if Science were complete, to chemical forces supplied to the brain by the blood, and ultimately derived from the food I eat and the air I breathe.",
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                        "text": "It's a great huge game of chess that's being played--all over the world--if this is the world at all, you know. Oh, what fun it is! How I wish I was one of them! I wouldn't mind being a Pawn, if only I might join--though of course I should like to be a Queen, best.",
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                        "text": "She can't do sums a bit!\" the Queens said together, with great emphasis. \"Can you do sums?\" Alice said, turning suddenly on the White Queen, for she didn't like being found fault with so much. The Queen gasped and shut her eyes. \"I can do Addition, if you give me time-but I can do Subtraction, under any circumstances!",
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                        "text": "Try another Subtraction sum. Take a bone from a dog: what remains?\" [asked the Red Queen] Alice considered. \"The bone wouldn't remain, of course, if I took it-and the dog wouldn't remain; it would come to bite me-and I'm sure I shouldn't remain!\" \"Then you think nothing would remain?\" said the Red Queen. \"I think that's the answer.\" \"Wrong, as usual,\" said the Red Queen, \"the dog's temper would remain.",
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                        "text": "'Speak when you're spoken to!' The Queen sharply interrupted her. 'But if everybody obeyed that rule,' said Alice, who was always ready for a little argument, 'and if you only spoke when you were spoken to, and the other person always waited for you to begin, you see nobody would ever say anything, so that - ' 'Ridiculous!' cried the Queen. 'Why, don't you see, child - ' here she broke off with a frown, and, after thinking for a minute, suddenly changed the subject of the conversation.",
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                        "text": "I believe this thought, of the possibility of death - if calmly realised, and steadily faced would be one of the best possible tests as to our going to any scene of amusement being right or wrong. If the thought of sudden death acquires, for you, a special horror when imagined as happening in a theatre, then be very sure the theatre is harmful for you, however harmless it may be for others; and that you are incurring a deadly peril in going.",
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                        "text": "It's very good jam,\" said the Queen. \"Well, I don't want any to-day, at any rate.\" \"You couldn't have it if you did want it,\" the Queen said. \"The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday but never jam to-day.\" \"It must come sometimes to \"jam to-day,\"\"Alice objected. \"No it can't,\" said the Queen. \"It's jam every other day; to-day isn't any other day, you know.\" \"I don't understand you,\" said Alice. \"It's dreadfully confusing.",
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                        "text": "Do you hear the snow against the windowpanes, Kitty? How nice and soft it sounds! Just as if some one was kissing the window all over outside. I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ’Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ And when they wake up in the summer, Kitty, they dress themselves all in green, and dance about—whenever the wind blows...",
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                        "text": "'Who's been repeating all that hard stuff to you?' 'I read it in a book,' said Alice. 'But I had some poetry repeated to me, much easier than that, by - Tweedledee, I think it was.' 'As to poetry, you know,' said Humpty Dumpty, stretching out one of his great hands, 'I can repeat poetry as well as other folk, if it comes to that - ' 'Oh, it needn't come to that!' Alice hastily said, hoping to keep him from beginning.",
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                        "text": "When, as a child, I first opened my eyes on a Sunday-morning, a feeling of dismal anicipation, which began at least on the Friday,culminated. I knew what was before me, and my wish, if not my word, was \"Would God it were evening!\" It was no day of rest, but a day of texts, of catechisms (Watts'), of tracts about converted swearers, godly charwomen, and edifying deaths of sinners saved… There was but one rosy spot, in the distance, all that day: and that was \"bed-time,\" which never could come too early!",
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                        "text": "Epithets, like pepper, Give zest to what you write; And if you strew them sparely, They whet the appetite: But if you lay them on too thick, You spoil the matter quite!",
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