--- title: "19 Ifs Quotes By Joe Rogan" description: "19 Ifs quotes by Joe Rogan. Plus more from Joe Rogan and more Ifs sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cec/joe-rogan-1952_craziest_if-life-wasn-t-real-it-would-be-the-craz_2932812.jpg" --- > [If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/if-life-wasn-t-real-it-would-be-the-craziest-psychedelic-trip-ever/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cec/joe-rogan-1952_craziest_if-life-wasn-t-real-it-would-be-the-craz_2932812.jpg) > [If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/if-tyson-griffin-was-a-girl-i-d-say-he-has-a-badonkadonk/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/284/joe-rogan-1952_girl_if-tyson-griffin-was-a-girl-i-d-say-he-h_3165462.jpg) > [We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/we-have-to-start-treating-each-other-as-if-we-are-treating-ourselves/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c9/joe-rogan-1952_another-life_we-have-to-start-treating-each-other-as_747488.jpg) > [If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/if-the-world-was-an-etch-a-sketch-glaciers-are-the-big-shake/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f06/joe-rogan-1952_bigs_if-the-world-was-an-etch-a-sketch-glacie_75512.jpg) > [If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/if-you-re-dumb-enough-to-do-crack-you-re-supposed-to-die-it-s/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c4/joe-rogan-1952_crack_if-you-re-dumb-enough-to-do-crack-you-re_361241.jpg) > [If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/if-you-haven-t-peed-the-bed-you-haven-t-taken-enough-chances/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac0/joe-rogan-1952_bed_if-you-haven-t-peed-the-bed-you-haven-t_531287.jpg) > [I've been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there's ever anybody that I can inspire, to me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-ve-been-inspired-by-a-shitload-of-people-in-my-life-so-if-there-s/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5a2/joe-rogan-1952_able_i-ve-been-inspired-by-a-shitload-of-peop_622591.jpg) > [If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/if-i-could-i-would-live-in-houston-and-i-would-encourage-any-comic/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/997/joe-rogan-1952_comic_if-i-could-i-would-live-in-houston-and-i_1304544.jpg) > [Faggot never meant "gay" when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/faggot-never-meant-gay-when-i-was-a-kid-you-kind-of-knew-that-you/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11b/joe-rogan-1952_gay_faggot-never-meant-gay-when-i-was-a-kid_2011978.jpg) > [I have this thing built into my contract that the club has to put up a sign that says my act "contains…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-have-this-thing-built-into-my-contract-that-the-club-has-to-put-up/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eef/joe-rogan-1952_believe_i-have-this-thing-built-into-my-contract_1951207.jpg) > [I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-realized-a-long-time-ago-that-instead-of-being-jealous-you-can-be/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a49/joe-rogan-1952_appreciative_i-realized-a-long-time-ago-that-instead_165901.jpg) > [ \["Faggot"\] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/faggot-is-a-great-word-the-whole-thing-about-language-is-it-s/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e93/joe-rogan-1952_broadcasting_faggot-is-a-great-word-the-whole-thing-a_2464728.jpg) > [Comedy is a funny thing, and it's really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/comedy-is-a-funny-thing-and-it-s-really-not-like-any-other-art-form/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/194/joe-rogan-1952_art_comedy-is-a-funny-thing-and-it-s-really_1745057.jpg) > [A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/a-comic-all-they-have-to-do-is-if-you-do-something-funny-in-a-comedy/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fd/joe-rogan-1952_clubs_a-comic-all-they-have-to-do-is-if-you-do_132960.jpg) > [Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/like-if-you-all-were-going-to-go-out-and-one-guy-s-like-you-know-what/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/131/joe-rogan-1952_douchebags_like-if-you-all-were-going-to-go-out-and_1775806.jpg) > [I definitely had one guy come up to me and ask if I knew where to get DMT. He had a crewcut…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-definitely-had-one-guy-come-up-to-me-and-ask-if-i-knew-where-to-get/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/498/joe-rogan-1952_asks_i-definitely-had-one-guy-come-up-to-me-a_2609525.jpg) > [If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/if-i-could-make-the-same-amount-of-money-doing-standup-it-would-be-no/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e7/joe-rogan-1952_amount_if-i-could-make-the-same-amount-of-money_384551.jpg) > [I don't know much about the music business, but for just general advice for someone trying to create things, as simple as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-don-t-know-much-about-the-music-business-but-for-just-general/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db5/joe-rogan-1952_advice_i-don-t-know-much-about-the-music-busine_924855.jpg) > [If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/if-you-attach-your-mind-to-any-ideology-you-re-going-to-be-on-a-road/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f05/joe-rogan-1952_ideology_if-you-attach-your-mind-to-any-ideology_1266064.jpg) ## Other authors on Ifs ## More by Joe Rogan > [Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f\*\*k is this?' No, cities…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/cities-are-natural-that-s-why-they-re-everywhere-it-s-not-like-there/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/when-you-re-standing-around-for-an-hour-doing-stand-up-it-s-no-big/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/live-your-life-like-you-re-the-hero-in-your-movie-and-right-now/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-think-comedy-because-of-the-internet-it-has-a-bigger-audience-a/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/if-the-world-was-an-etch-a-sketch-glaciers-are-the-big-shake/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/what-s-interesting-about-science-is-that-we-re-constantly-discovering/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [Choose To Be Inspired.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/choose-to-be-inspired/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/a-comic-all-they-have-to-do-is-if-you-do-something-funny-in-a-comedy/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/live-your-life-like-you-re-the-hero-in-your-movie/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/it-s-been-one-of-the-most-important-tools-for-me-in-personal-growth/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/every-single-religion-that-has-ever-been-on-the-face-of-the-earth/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/peter-joseph-is-asking-the-questions-and-proposing-the-possible/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you... That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-realized-a-long-time-ago-that-instead-of-being-jealous-you-can-be/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/the-mind-is-the-most-important-thing-of-the-big-picture-and-no-one/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-do-cagefight-commentary-in-my-spare-time/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ifs/joe-rogan/#itemlist", "name": "19 Ifs Quotes By Joe Rogan", "numberOfItems": 19, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joe Rogan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/if-life-wasn-t-real-it-would-be-the-craziest-psychedelic-trip-ever/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cec/joe-rogan-1952_craziest_if-life-wasn-t-real-it-would-be-the-craz_2932812.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cec/joe-rogan-1952_craziest_if-life-wasn-t-real-it-would-be-the-craz_2932812.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cec/joe-rogan-1952_craziest_if-life-wasn-t-real-it-would-be-the-craz_2932812.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever” — Joe Rogan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joe Rogan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/if-tyson-griffin-was-a-girl-i-d-say-he-has-a-badonkadonk/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/284/joe-rogan-1952_girl_if-tyson-griffin-was-a-girl-i-d-say-he-h_3165462.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/284/joe-rogan-1952_girl_if-tyson-griffin-was-a-girl-i-d-say-he-h_3165462.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/284/joe-rogan-1952_girl_if-tyson-griffin-was-a-girl-i-d-say-he-h_3165462.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.” — Joe Rogan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joe Rogan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/we-have-to-start-treating-each-other-as-if-we-are-treating-ourselves/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c9/joe-rogan-1952_another-life_we-have-to-start-treating-each-other-as_747488.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c9/joe-rogan-1952_another-life_we-have-to-start-treating-each-other-as_747488.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c9/joe-rogan-1952_another-life_we-have-to-start-treating-each-other-as_747488.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.” — Joe Rogan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joe Rogan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/if-the-world-was-an-etch-a-sketch-glaciers-are-the-big-shake/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f06/joe-rogan-1952_bigs_if-the-world-was-an-etch-a-sketch-glacie_75512.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f06/joe-rogan-1952_bigs_if-the-world-was-an-etch-a-sketch-glacie_75512.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f06/joe-rogan-1952_bigs_if-the-world-was-an-etch-a-sketch-glacie_75512.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.” — Joe Rogan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. 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