--- title: "26 Ifs Quotes By Greg Gutfeld" description: "26 Ifs quotes by Greg Gutfeld. Plus more from Greg Gutfeld and more Ifs sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04a/greg-gutfeld-1129_car_92-people-are-killed-every-single-day-in_3095826.png" --- > [92 people are killed every single day in car fatalities. What if we filmed every one of them? No one would drive cars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/92-people-are-killed-every-single-day-in-car-fatalities-what-if-we/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04a/greg-gutfeld-1129_car_92-people-are-killed-every-single-day-in_3095826.png) > [I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/i-guess-if-your-heart-s-in-the-right-place-the-trash-can-go-anywhere/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/943/greg-gutfeld-1129_heart_i-guess-if-your-heart-s-in-the-right-pla_550611.png) > [If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/if-america-was-a-house-the-left-would-root-for-the-termites/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c76/greg-gutfeld-1129_america_if-america-was-a-house-the-left-would-ro_1558326.png) > [If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/if-russia-had-the-same-military-power-that-america-did-earth-would-be/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37d/greg-gutfeld-1129_america_if-russia-had-the-same-military-power-th_2583306.png) > [If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/if-a-journalist-calls-you-a-racist-chances-are-all-other-journalists/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e73/greg-gutfeld-1129_chance_if-a-journalist-calls-you-a-racist-chanc_2908802.png) > [If you're a Republican and rich, that's evil. But if you're a Democrat and rich, that's great.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/if-you-re-a-republican-and-rich-that-s-evil-but-if-you-re-a-democrat/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c0/greg-gutfeld-1129_democrat_if-you-re-a-republican-and-rich-that-s-e_2925580.png) > [Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/chris-matthews-is-so-nuts-that-if-he-ate-a-snickers-bar-it-would-be/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c46/greg-gutfeld-1129_bars_chris-matthews-is-so-nuts-that-if-he-ate_2848560.png) > [I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/i-m-sure-if-you-could-survey-the-unborn-they-would-prefer-the-chance/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/168/greg-gutfeld-1129_chance_i-m-sure-if-you-could-survey-the-unborn_2538267.png) > [Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/delayed-gratification-is-the-one-thing-we-ignore-these-days-and-if/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5f/greg-gutfeld-1129_delay_delayed-gratification-is-the-one-thing-w_1150263.png) > [If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/if-you-re-hiring-if-you-re-the-person-doing-the-hiring-forgive-a-scar/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c28/greg-gutfeld-1129_cameras_if-you-re-hiring-if-you-re-the-person-do_2814460.png) > [I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/i-don-t-know-if-you-get-anything-more-adorable-than-a-tiny-pig-eating/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/575/greg-gutfeld-1129_adorable_i-don-t-know-if-you-get-anything-more-ad_633687.png) > [We used to actually kill each other before we discovered rhetoric in words. If you look at other countries, there are people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/we-used-to-actually-kill-each-other-before-we-discovered-rhetoric-in/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f5/greg-gutfeld-1129_attacking_we-used-to-actually-kill-each-other-befo_3183750.png) > [I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/i-have-friends-my-age-who-started-smoking-pot-when-they-got-out-of/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d3/greg-gutfeld-1129_age_i-have-friends-my-age-who-started-smokin_2103427.jpg) > [You should just go, go to work, work hard, be a perfectionist, be a workhorse. If you work 10 years straight, you'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/you-should-just-go-go-to-work-work-hard-be-a-perfectionist-be-a/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/604/greg-gutfeld-1129_comfortable_you-should-just-go-go-to-work-work-hard_759653.png) > [ \[Obamacare\] has to be enforced because nobody wants it. This is the nature of progressive government they don't care if it's not… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/obamacare-has-to-be-enforced-because-nobody-wants-it-this-is-the/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93a/greg-gutfeld-1129_care_obamacare-has-to-be-enforced-because-nob_999521.png) > [It goes back to the if identity becomes your achievement, what do you do, this is what happens? And I do think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/it-goes-back-to-the-if-identity-becomes-your-achievement-what-do-you/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e8/greg-gutfeld-1129_about-yourself_it-goes-back-to-the-if-identity-becomes_1160986.png) > [Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/paternity-paternity-let-s-think-about-this-this-discriminates-against/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ffa/greg-gutfeld-1129_annoying_paternity-paternity-let-s-think-about-th_128194.png) > [You also wonder if a restaurant placed an ad that read, "Only homeless need apply," would they get fined? Probably not. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/you-also-wonder-if-a-restaurant-placed-an-ad-that-read-only-homeless/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/747/greg-gutfeld-1129_ads_you-also-wonder-if-a-restaurant-placed-a_826565.png) > [It's easy to whip up resentment against anything that smacks with authority. Nobody ever organizes over pan handlers. So even if a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/it-s-easy-to-whip-up-resentment-against-anything-that-smacks-with/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/919/greg-gutfeld-1129_arrested_it-s-easy-to-whip-up-resentment-against_98026.jpg) > [If the immigrant is responsible for assimilation of the country, and some of these people are in fact are born there. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/if-the-immigrant-is-responsible-for-assimilation-of-the-country-and/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86a/greg-gutfeld-1129_assimilation_if-the-immigrant-is-responsible-for-assi_2082956.png) > [The inevitability of abortion. But I refuse to accept the amoral consequences that are even far worse than that, which is harvesting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/the-inevitability-of-abortion-but-i-refuse-to-accept-the-amoral/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/694/greg-gutfeld-1129_abortion_the-inevitability-of-abortion-but-i-refu_563208.png) > [ They \[policemen\] are in a profession that if you do the job incorrectly, or proceeding incorrectly, it's over for you because there… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/they-policemen-are-in-a-profession-that-if-you-do-the-job-incorrectly/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b1e/greg-gutfeld-1129_backup_they-policemen-are-in-a-profession-that_2955647.png) > [If you throw the baby away, that's garbage. But no, the heart's precious. You could get something, you could save a life.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/if-you-throw-the-baby-away-that-s-garbage-but-no-the-heart-s-precious/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2c/greg-gutfeld-1129_adults_if-you-throw-the-baby-away-that-s-garbag_2804505.jpg) > [How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/how-funny-is-it-that-so-many-professors-labeled-tea-partiers-as/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98d/greg-gutfeld-1129_america_how-funny-is-it-that-so-many-professors_3130542.jpg) > [ \[If Republicans\] got to put their kids into public school. They got to take public health. They would become libertarian faster than… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/if-republicans-got-to-put-their-kids-into-public-school-they-got-to/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6cc/greg-gutfeld-1129_democracy_if-republicans-got-to-put-their-kids-int_2729808.jpg) > [The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/the-metric-system-was-designed-to-get-people-to-enter-charity-runs-do/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/977/greg-gutfeld-1129_charity_the-metric-system-was-designed-to-get-pe_914415.png) ## Other authors on Ifs ## More by Greg Gutfeld > [I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/i-admire-president-obama-s-ability-to-trust-strangers/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [America is like the greatest hit of the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/america-is-like-the-greatest-hit-of-the-world/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/what-begins-as-a-utopian-vision-always-always-ends-in-bloodshed/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [“Politics is way cool, as long as it’s progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/politics-is-way-cool-as-long-as-it-s-progressive-conservatives-by/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [I haven't used that word since I was 7 years old. I don't understand Donald Trump.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/i-haven-t-used-that-word-since-i-was-7-years-old-i-don-t-understand/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/i-don-t-understand-why-a-40-is-a-quarter-of-beer-when-a-40-is-40/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [At a certain point, we need to figure out how to reward those who choose a path that offers, often, almost no reward.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/at-a-certain-point-we-need-to-figure-out-how-to-reward-those-who/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/there-s-always-something-heroic-and-romantic-about-taking-a-stand/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [How odd that the proponents of free expression think 'free' only applies to them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/how-odd-that-the-proponents-of-free-expression-think-free-only/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [“separately.) The truth is that conservatives do have the cool message.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/separately-the-truth-is-that-conservatives-do-have-the-cool-message/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/you-can-t-get-more-racist-than-hating-black-conservatives-just/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/when-one-becomes-a-liberal-he-or-she-pretends-to-advocate-tolerance/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/i-have-to-say-that-adam-levine-is-truly-a-daring-young-man-to-go-on/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [Actors seem brave and unpredictable, but they're spontaneous as a tax return.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/actors-seem-brave-and-unpredictable-but-they-re-spontaneous-as-a-tax/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) > [Al Gore completely lied about climate change in an effort to make a lot of money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/al-gore-completely-lied-about-climate-change-in-an-effort-to-make-a/) [Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ifs/greg-gutfeld/#itemlist", "name": "26 Ifs Quotes By Greg Gutfeld", "numberOfItems": 26, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "92 people are killed every single day in car fatalities. 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