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title: "17 Ifs Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias"
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> [If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/if-you-aim-to-be-big-you-will-be-big-and-that-s-not-a-pun-about-my/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/if-i-m-drinking-i-can-either-be-the-nicest-guy-ever-or-i-m-the-guy/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/people-think-if-you-have-money-it-ll-fix-the-problems-but-it-creates/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/my-girlfriend-knows-that-if-i-m-acting-weird-at-home-to-go-to-one-of/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-think-the-furthest-i-ever-got-was-guitar-hero-if-i-could-start-a/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/if-you-google-the-word-fluffy-i-m-the-first-thing-that-pops-up-it-s/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/the-only-way-i-will-do-a-sitcom-is-if-it-s-hurled-at-me-and-i-don-t/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [If you put your personal stories out there people always connect.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/if-you-put-your-personal-stories-out-there-people-always-connect/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, "Aaah, let's go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/if-you-surround-yourself-with-a-bunch-of-guys-who-no-mas-se-quieren/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it's for a check. It's not what I want to do. Comedy's my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/drama-is-not-my-passion-if-i-do-it-it-s-for-a-check-it-s-not-what-i/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/if-i-speak-spanish-in-my-show-which-sometimes-i-do-i-translate-what-i/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I talked about the stuff so openly that people are able to connect and relate. I put everything out there \[into the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-talked-about-the-stuff-so-openly-that-people-are-able-to-connect/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/best-advice-bro-think-big-don-t-think-small-if-you-think-small-then/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-started-riding-the-whole-fluffy-train-and-it-s-a-cute-word-and/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/if-i-wouldn-t-have-done-comedy-i-would-have-been-a-teacher-i-was/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/well-like-i-said-there-s-no-reason-everyone-can-t-have-a-piece-of-the/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-and-this-is-what-i-m-doing-if-i-can-keep/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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## Other authors on Ifs

## More by Gabriel Iglesias

> [ \[Making people laugh\] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/making-people-laugh-was-a-secret-dream-i-kept-and-i-didn-t-tell/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/now-people-are-coming-up-to-meet-me-at-my-shows-and-they-re-doing-my/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-a-comedian-who-happens-to-be-latino-what-s-the-difference-the/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/my-girlfriend-knows-that-if-i-m-acting-weird-at-home-to-go-to-one-of/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-not-selling-out-denying-who-i-am-or-where-i-ve-come-from-not-at/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-don-t-wanna-just-be-remembered-for-the-funniest-guy-in-my/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/just-saw-the-movie-the-town-it-was-bad-ass-i-never-rate-movies/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I was not the popular kid in school.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-was-not-the-popular-kid-in-school/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/my-favorite-people-to-have-fun-with-are-police-officers-cause-they-re/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/we-can-choose-our-family-we-can-t-choose-our-relatives/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/why-buy-a-bootleg-shitty-copy-of-my-special-when-you-can-get-it-on/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/early-on-when-i-started-talking-about-my-weight-it-was-self/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/when-you-re-a-comedian-the-holy-grail-is-an-hour-long-hbo-special/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where my performance…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-still-come-out-to-music-that-s-in-spanish-there-s-no-denying-who-i/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-a-big-guy-but-i-m-really-simple-with-the-food-i-ll-hit-the-in-n/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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