--- title: "13 Ifs Quotes By Caitlin Moran" description: "13 Ifs quotes by Caitlin Moran. Plus more from Caitlin Moran and more Ifs sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aad/caitlin-moran-865_art_if-you-do-it-properly-life-is-art-really_182338.png" --- > [If you do it properly, life is art, really.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/if-you-do-it-properly-life-is-art-really/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aad/caitlin-moran-865_art_if-you-do-it-properly-life-is-art-really_182338.png) > [You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/you-think-it-doesn-t-really-matter-if-you-screw-up-this-time-around/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d3/caitlin-moran-865_ifs_you-think-it-doesn-t-really-matter-if-yo_876129.png) > [If anyone was going to write a song or, you know, or a book, or make a film about a girl like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/if-anyone-was-going-to-write-a-song-or-you-know-or-a-book-or-make-a/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/715/caitlin-moran-865_book_if-anyone-was-going-to-write-a-song-or-y_2727637.png) > [If I'm going to spunk £500 on a pair of designer shoes, it's going to be a pair that I can a)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/if-i-m-going-to-spunk-500-on-a-pair-of-designer-shoes-it-s-going-to/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/143/caitlin-moran-865_able_if-i-m-going-to-spunk-500-on-a-pair-of-d_844898.png) > [When you say you're not a feminist, if feminism hadn't existed, and you didn't live in a feminist world, you wouldn't be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-you-say-you-re-not-a-feminist-if-feminism-hadn-t-existed-and-you/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58c/caitlin-moran-865_age_when-you-say-you-re-not-a-feminist-if-fe_312499.png) > [If you are lying down to give birth, gravity is not helping you. You know, you stand up and, you know, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/if-you-are-lying-down-to-give-birth-gravity-is-not-helping-you-you/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d70/caitlin-moran-865_baby_if-you-are-lying-down-to-give-birth-grav_538212.png) > [For me, and I suspect a lot of socially awkward people, dealing with people face-to-face seems really traumatic. Particularly if you have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/for-me-and-i-suspect-a-lot-of-socially-awkward-people-dealing-with/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c52/caitlin-moran-865_awkward_for-me-and-i-suspect-a-lot-of-socially-a_2773622.png) > [When I talk to girls, they go, 'I'm not a feminist.' And I say: 'What? You don't want to vote? Do you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-i-talk-to-girls-they-go-i-m-not-a-feminist-and-i-say-what-you/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d6/caitlin-moran-865_accounts_when-i-talk-to-girls-they-go-i-m-not-a-f_2544325.png) > [It's like if every single male artist dressed up as farmers. In every video they were on a farm. Whether it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/it-s-like-if-every-single-male-artist-dressed-up-as-farmers-in-every/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae9/caitlin-moran-865_art_it-s-like-if-every-single-male-artist-dr_2280441.jpg) > [I come from grunge, and then Brit-pop, scenes where you boast about how little you spent on an outfit. ... Now, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-come-from-grunge-and-then-brit-pop-scenes-where-you-boast-about-how/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38e/caitlin-moran-865_bags_i-come-from-grunge-and-then-brit-pop-sce_1556190.png) > [I was spurred by the fact that having worked for women's magazines myself as a journalist, if you go off and interview…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-was-spurred-by-the-fact-that-having-worked-for-women-s-magazines/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0a/caitlin-moran-865_aerosmith_i-was-spurred-by-the-fact-that-having-wo_1931487.png) > [The sort of the template of being a mother is that you're endlessly giving to the point of exhaustion. You know, that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-sort-of-the-template-of-being-a-mother-is-that-you-re-endlessly/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/465/caitlin-moran-865_abortion_the-sort-of-the-template-of-being-a-moth_142010.png) > [The word barren tells you everything you need to know...The word spinster tells you everything you need to know about our attitude…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-word-barren-tells-you-everything-you-need-to-know-the-word/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc3/caitlin-moran-865_attitude_the-word-barren-tells-you-everything-you_749109.jpg) ## Other authors on Ifs ## More by Caitlin Moran > [“Bármilyen idiótának, aki azt kérdezi: „Feminista vagy? Akkor elégeted a melltartóidat, mi? HE? Melltartókat égetsz, te feminista?” – szép nyugodtan így kell válaszolni: „Ostoba.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/b-rmilyen-idi-t-nak-aki-azt-k-rdezi-feminista-vagy-akkor-el-geted-a/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“You can tell whether some misogynistic societal pressure is being exerted on women by calmly enquiring, ‘And are the men doing this, as well?’…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/you-can-tell-whether-some-misogynistic-societal-pressure-is-being/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [You wanted to become a doctor to help people and feel better at the end of your job, I think, watching them, as the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/you-wanted-to-become-a-doctor-to-help-people-and-feel-better-at-the/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [I think loads of women have this idea that their life is going to start at some point, once they've busted all these problems…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-think-loads-of-women-have-this-idea-that-their-life-is-going-to/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [When you've got a mother who's given birth to eight children, you know, often without any kind of medical intervention - just she gave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-you-ve-got-a-mother-who-s-given-birth-to-eight-children-you-know/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [I’m neither ‘pro-women’ nor ‘anti-men’. I’m just ‘Thumbs up for the six billion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-m-neither-pro-women-nor-anti-men-i-m-just-thumbs-up-for-the-six/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [The doughy-faced woman has been forced to sit on the sidelines of culture for too long, and it's now time for us to stand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-doughy-faced-woman-has-been-forced-to-sit-on-the-sidelines-of/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“The more women argue, loudly, against feminism, the more they both prove it exists and that they enjoy its hard-won privileges.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-more-women-argue-loudly-against-feminism-the-more-they-both-prove/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“...it's technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism. Without feminism you wouldn't be allowed to have a debate on a woman's place…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/it-s-technically-impossible-for-a-woman-to-argue-against-feminism/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“But if there is to be a fifth wave of feminism, I would hope that the main thing that distinguishes it from all that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/but-if-there-is-to-be-a-fifth-wave-of-feminism-i-would-hope-that-the/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [Why on earth have I, because I'm a woman, got to be nice to everyone?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/why-on-earth-have-i-because-i-m-a-woman-got-to-be-nice-to-everyone/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [The sort of the template of being a mother is that you're endlessly giving to the point of exhaustion. You know, that's amazing if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-sort-of-the-template-of-being-a-mother-is-that-you-re-endlessly/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“Ha egyszerűen őszintén vállaljuk azt, hogy kik vagyunk, a csatát félig megnyertük. Ha szarul érzed magad mindattól, amit a magazinokban és a lapokban olvasol…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/ha-egyszer-en-szint-n-v-llaljuk-azt-hogy-kik-vagyunk-a-csat-t-f-lig/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“A szőr a női lét egyik legelső és legnagyobb gondja. Hívatlanul jelenik meg, úgyhogy döntést kell hozni róla – ami magunknak és a külvilágnak…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/a-sz-r-a-n-i-l-t-egyik-legels-s-legnagyobb-gondja-h-vatlanul-jelenik/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [When you talk to a young teenage girl, they're just full of self-loathing. The reason they feel self-loathing is they don't feel normal. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-you-talk-to-a-young-teenage-girl-they-re-just-full-of-self/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ifs/caitlin-moran/#itemlist", "name": "13 Ifs Quotes By Caitlin Moran", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you do it properly, life is art, really.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Caitlin Moran" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/if-you-do-it-properly-life-is-art-really/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aad/caitlin-moran-865_art_if-you-do-it-properly-life-is-art-really_182338.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aad/caitlin-moran-865_art_if-you-do-it-properly-life-is-art-really_182338.png", "url": 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