--- title: "16 Ifs Quotes By Bo Burnham" description: "16 Ifs quotes by Bo Burnham. Plus more from Bo Burnham and more Ifs sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/072/bo-burnham-1313_belief_if-your-belief-is-hateful-towards-people_132090.png" --- > [If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/if-your-belief-is-hateful-towards-people-i-couldn-t-respect-that/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/072/bo-burnham-1313_belief_if-your-belief-is-hateful-towards-people_132090.png) > [Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/squaring-numbers-are-just-like-women-if-they-re-under-thirteen-just/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bc/bo-burnham-1313_ifs_squaring-numbers-are-just-like-women-if_1174251.png) > [If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/if-jesus-can-walk-on-water-can-he-swim-on-land/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/128/bo-burnham-1313_ifs_if-jesus-can-walk-on-water-can-he-swim-o_1521943.png) > [Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/even-if-he-is-your-friend-never-ever-call-an-asian-person/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/bo-burnham-1313_asian_even-if-he-is-your-friend-never-ever-cal_1237185.png) > [If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/if-comedy-is-about-surprises-about-tension-there-s-a-lot-of-tension/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b7/bo-burnham-1313_comedy_if-comedy-is-about-surprises-about-tensi_3165799.png) > [And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/and-if-ten-percent-of-men-are-gay-and-twenty-percent-of-men-are/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e70/bo-burnham-1313_chinese_and-if-ten-percent-of-men-are-gay-and-tw_3057207.png) > [The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/the-classic-comedian-says-there-s-nothing-that-s-taboo-if-you-laugh/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/101/bo-burnham-1313_areas_the-classic-comedian-says-there-s-nothin_1004833.png) > [My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/my-work-is-trying-to-at-least-define-myself-on-my-own-terms-and-then/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09e/bo-burnham-1313_enjoy_my-work-is-trying-to-at-least-define-mys_2564404.png) > [I think no matter what you do, a certain amount of people are going to call you a sellout, somehow, you know.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/i-think-no-matter-what-you-do-a-certain-amount-of-people-are-going-to/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d0f/bo-burnham-1313_amount_i-think-no-matter-what-you-do-a-certain_682773.jpg) > [If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/if-you-can-think-of-all-the-times-in-your-life-some-of-the-happiest/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad8/bo-burnham-1313_comedy_if-you-can-think-of-all-the-times-in-you_1119038.png) > [I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/i-know-it-s-the-comedian-s-instinct-to-say-do-it-man-nothing-s-off/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f20/bo-burnham-1313_altars_i-know-it-s-the-comedian-s-instinct-to-s_1052293.jpg) > [ When things \[writing\] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/when-things-writing-are-over-i-always-think-well-i-m-never-going-to/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec0/bo-burnham-1313_farmers_when-things-writing-are-over-i-always-th_1420317.jpg) > [I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/i-m-interested-in-taboos-for-certain-reasons-they-can-dramatise/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/703/bo-burnham-1313_caution_i-m-interested-in-taboos-for-certain-rea_3015411.png) > [What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/what-s-that-my-six-song-album-entitled-bo-fo-sho-is-currently/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c74/bo-burnham-1313_aids_what-s-that-my-six-song-album-entitled-b_165465.jpg) > [If I have enough money to support myself, I'll just give stuff away. I just, I want people to see it and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/if-i-have-enough-money-to-support-myself-i-ll-just-give-stuff-away-i/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e4/bo-burnham-1313_able_if-i-have-enough-money-to-support-myself_1581052.jpg) > [I see young people being dismissed for supposedly wanting only "stupid" and "easy" material, or that they don't have an attention span…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/i-see-young-people-being-dismissed-for-supposedly-wanting-only-stupid/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8c/bo-burnham-1313_attention_i-see-young-people-being-dismissed-for-s_430125.jpg) ## Other authors on Ifs ## More by Bo Burnham > [The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/the-strange-thing-with-wikipedia-is-that-the-first-article-that-ever/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [“Well, man, you know what they say." No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they are. Who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/well-man-you-know-what-they-say-no-i-don-t-i-don-t-know-what-they-say/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/at-one-point-when-i-was-very-young-when-i-was-first-starting-out-i/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/and-there-s-a-metal-train-that-s-a-mile-long-and-at-the-very-back-end/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/women-are-like-fingers-and-toes-because-they-re-easy-to-count-on/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/i-do-think-that-stand-up-comedy-in-general-heavily-favors-masculinity/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [Most of my songs make fun of myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/most-of-my-songs-make-fun-of-myself/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, all the things that make you uncomfortable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/i-write-about-what-i-know-teenage-dating-overly-charged-sexuality-all/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/people-give-me-money-and-i-don-t-know-why-my-real-collection-plate-is/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't treat it like a child or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/comedy-doesn-t-really-matter-that-much-i-know-that-i-treat-it-like-an/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [I've always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange between people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/i-ve-always-liked-the-format-of-youtube-sharing-things-for-free-which/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/comedy-is-very-strange-to-me-and-i-don-t-fully-understand-it-s/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [I don't really care about capitalizing on momentum.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/i-don-t-really-care-about-capitalizing-on-momentum/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/if-your-belief-is-hateful-towards-people-i-couldn-t-respect-that/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) > [When life gets you down, make a comforter!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/when-life-gets-you-down-make-a-comforter/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ifs/bo-burnham/#itemlist", "name": "16 Ifs Quotes By Bo Burnham", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bo Burnham" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/if-your-belief-is-hateful-towards-people-i-couldn-t-respect-that/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/072/bo-burnham-1313_belief_if-your-belief-is-hateful-towards-people_132090.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/072/bo-burnham-1313_belief_if-your-belief-is-hateful-towards-people_132090.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/072/bo-burnham-1313_belief_if-your-belief-is-hateful-towards-people_132090.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.” — Bo Burnham", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Squaring numbers are just like women. 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