--- title: "27 Ifs Quotes By Bill Cosby" description: "27 Ifs quotes by Bill Cosby. Plus more from Bill Cosby and more Ifs sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0df/bill-cosby-720_education_but-if-that-s-what-you-want-to-be-that-s_2613578.jpg" --- > [But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/but-if-that-s-what-you-want-to-be-that-s-what-you-will-be-as-long-as/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0df/bill-cosby-720_education_but-if-that-s-what-you-want-to-be-that-s_2613578.jpg) > [If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-you-know-what-you-want-you-will-recognize-it-when-you-see-it/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/897/bill-cosby-720_ifs_if-you-know-what-you-want-you-will-recog_358620.jpg) > [If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-you-have-a-question-about-anything-the-answer-can-be-found-in-a/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/970/bill-cosby-720_answer_if-you-have-a-question-about-anything-th_2540368.jpg) > [If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-a-white-man-falls-off-a-chair-drunk-it-s-just-a-drunk-if-a-negro/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b4/bill-cosby-720_chairs_if-a-white-man-falls-off-a-chair-drunk-i_297550.jpg) > [If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-you-can-find-humour-in-anything-you-can-survive-it/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4f/bill-cosby-720_funny_if-you-can-find-humour-in-anything-you-c_2115158.jpg) > [If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-the-audience-knows-you-can-be-funny-when-you-want-to-be-they-will/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a07/bill-cosby-720_audience_if-the-audience-knows-you-can-be-funny-w_1443225.jpg) > [People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/people-say-god-will-find-a-way-god-can-t-find-a-way-if-you-re-in-the/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/866/bill-cosby-720_faith_people-say-god-will-find-a-way-god-can-t_835541.jpg) > [I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-said-to-a-guy-tell-me-what-is-it-about-cocaine-that-makes-it-so/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0a/bill-cosby-720_cocaine_i-said-to-a-guy-tell-me-what-is-it-about_2311635.jpg) > [If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-i-use-the-word-romance-whether-it-s-my-wife-or-not-it-does-not/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cc/bill-cosby-720_doe_if-i-use-the-word-romance-whether-it-s-m_368117.jpg) > [I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-was-a-physical-education-major-with-a-child-psychology-minor-at/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f98/bill-cosby-720_advise_i-was-a-physical-education-major-with-a_2724228.jpg) > [If you know two languages, the level of your intelligence is multiplied a hundredfold in other people's eyes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-you-know-two-languages-the-level-of-your-intelligence-is/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c6/bill-cosby-720_eye_if-you-know-two-languages-the-level-of-y_2696758.jpg) > [If you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-you-re-a-parent-the-five-worst-words-you-can-say-to-your-children/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91f/bill-cosby-720_age_if-you-re-a-parent-the-five-worst-words_706111.jpg) > [The measure ov overexposure is not how many times people see you on TV or in the bookstores. It's whether you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/the-measure-ov-overexposure-is-not-how-many-times-people-see-you-on/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c83/bill-cosby-720_bookstores_the-measure-ov-overexposure-is-not-how-m_1651578.jpg) > [Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/pay-off-your-student-loan-even-if-you-don-t-have-a-job-because-when/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cd/bill-cosby-720_funny-graduation_pay-off-your-student-loan-even-if-you-do_17701.jpg) > [I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-m-not-sure-if-my-parents-had-me-because-they-loved-me-or-because/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dba/bill-cosby-720_children_i-m-not-sure-if-my-parents-had-me-becaus_2122138.jpg) > [The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/the-mother-may-be-doing-ninety-percent-of-the-disciplining-but-the/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/696/bill-cosby-720_acceptance_the-mother-may-be-doing-ninety-percent-o_1507060.jpg) > [Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/racial-humor-was-about-35-of-my-act-when-i-first-started-but-i/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/596/bill-cosby-720_about_racial-humor-was-about-35-of-my-act-when_160434.jpg) > [We spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/we-spoke-to-god-about-the-children-and-we-were-afraid-to-ask-god-for/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/613/bill-cosby-720_asks_we-spoke-to-god-about-the-children-and-w_2006959.jpg) > [Public education is a good foundation on which to build a better life for each of us. And if we want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/public-education-is-a-good-foundation-on-which-to-build-a-better-life/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1d/bill-cosby-720_atheism_public-education-is-a-good-foundation-on_967344.jpg) > [Anecdote: In a controversial way, Comedian and actor Bill Cosby sought to teach his son the pain of being lied to. Convinced…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/anecdote-in-a-controversial-way-comedian-and-actor-bill-cosby-sought/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/302/bill-cosby-720_actors_anecdote-in-a-controversial-way-comedian_1402339.jpg) > [A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/a-person-with-no-children-says-well-i-just-love-children-and-you-say/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbf/bill-cosby-720_children_a-person-with-no-children-says-well-i-ju_847669.jpg) > [If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-you-listen-carefully-to-what-a-child-is-saying-to-you-you-ll-see/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71a/bill-cosby-720_answers_if-you-listen-carefully-to-what-a-child_1864538.jpg) > [If you have no faith, you've lost your battle. You can't let things just happen. If you know right from wrong, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-you-have-no-faith-you-ve-lost-your-battle-you-can-t-let-things/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acc/bill-cosby-720_battle_if-you-have-no-faith-you-ve-lost-your-ba_2860057.jpg) > [I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-think-the-part-of-media-that-romanticizes-criminal-behavior-things/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c29/bill-cosby-720_behavior_i-think-the-part-of-media-that-romantici_1147357.jpg) > [Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/guys-standing-around-and-talking-about-spanish-fly-you-know-anything/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62e/bill-cosby-720_boys_guys-standing-around-and-talking-about-s_14333.jpg) > [You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/you-ll-have-many-many-friends-but-if-your-relationship-with-your-mate/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77f/bill-cosby-720_cents_you-ll-have-many-many-friends-but-if-you_1908190.jpg) > [A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/a-father-knows-exactly-what-those-boys-at-the-mall-have-in-their/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4aa/bill-cosby-720_arrested_a-father-knows-exactly-what-those-boys-a_2326026.jpg) ## Other authors on Ifs ## More by Bill Cosby > [Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/guys-standing-around-and-talking-about-spanish-fly-you-know-anything/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [You come to my comedy show to be entertained.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/you-come-to-my-comedy-show-to-be-entertained/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/pay-off-your-student-loan-even-if-you-don-t-have-a-job-because-when/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/sex-education-may-be-a-good-idea-in-the-schools-but-i-don-t-believe/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/civilization-had-too-many-rules-for-me-so-i-did-my-best-to-rewrite/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/dentists-tell-you-not-to-pick-your-teeth-with-any-sharp-metal-object/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/when-a-person-has-a-gun-sometimes-their-mind-clicks-that-this-thing/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/the-truth-is-that-parents-are-not-really-interested-in-justice-they/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [“Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/parents-are-not-really-interested-in-justice-they-just-want-quiet/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/god-has-a-sense-of-humor-though-and-he-must-see-funny-things-in-us-he/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [When you become senile, you won't know it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/when-you-become-senile-you-won-t-know-it/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-feel-that-in-person-contact-with-people-is-the-most-important-thing/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/it-is-a-point-of-pride-for-the-american-male-to-keep-the-same-size/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [“The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, and all we ever have is now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/the-past-is-a-ghost-the-future-is-a-dream-and-all-we-ever-have-is-now/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/suddenly-this-romantic-agony-was-enriched-by-a-less-romantic-one-i/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ifs/bill-cosby/#itemlist", "name": "27 Ifs Quotes By Bill Cosby", "numberOfItems": 27, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Cosby" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/but-if-that-s-what-you-want-to-be-that-s-what-you-will-be-as-long-as/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0df/bill-cosby-720_education_but-if-that-s-what-you-want-to-be-that-s_2613578.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0df/bill-cosby-720_education_but-if-that-s-what-you-want-to-be-that-s_2613578.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0df/bill-cosby-720_education_but-if-that-s-what-you-want-to-be-that-s_2613578.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.” — Bill Cosby", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Cosby" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-you-know-what-you-want-you-will-recognize-it-when-you-see-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/897/bill-cosby-720_ifs_if-you-know-what-you-want-you-will-recog_358620.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/897/bill-cosby-720_ifs_if-you-know-what-you-want-you-will-recog_358620.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/897/bill-cosby-720_ifs_if-you-know-what-you-want-you-will-recog_358620.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.” — Bill Cosby", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Cosby" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-you-have-a-question-about-anything-the-answer-can-be-found-in-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/970/bill-cosby-720_answer_if-you-have-a-question-about-anything-th_2540368.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/970/bill-cosby-720_answer_if-you-have-a-question-about-anything-th_2540368.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/970/bill-cosby-720_answer_if-you-have-a-question-about-anything-th_2540368.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.” — Bill Cosby", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. 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