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title: "12 Ifs Quotes By Betty White"
description: "12 Ifs quotes by Betty White. Plus more from Betty White and more Ifs sayings from other authors."
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> [Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/get-at-least-8-hours-of-beauty-sleep-9-if-you-re-ugly/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

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> [If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/if-the-guy-s-a-cutie-you-ve-gotta-tap-that-booty/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

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> [Retirement is not a dirty word, I am just enjoying what I am doing. If they want me to retire, then stop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/retirement-is-not-a-dirty-word-i-am-just-enjoying-what-i-am-doing-if/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

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> [People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/people-forget-the-good-that-zoos-do-if-it-weren-t-for-zoos-we-would/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

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> [If you have one good series, you know, it's a blessing. Two good series is unusual. Three is a phenomenon.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/if-you-have-one-good-series-you-know-it-s-a-blessing-two-good-series-2/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

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> [I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/i-still-like-to-see-that-a-man-opens-the-door-i-like-those-touches-of/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98d/betty-white-2426_chivalry_i-still-like-to-see-that-a-man-opens-the_1543289.jpg)

> [The thing that I love about television there are no more than two or three people watching you at a time. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/the-thing-that-i-love-about-television-there-are-no-more-than-two-or/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51d/betty-white-2426_ifs_the-thing-that-i-love-about-television-t_365342.jpg)

> [If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/if-you-call-me-a-comedian-i-will-be-very-grateful-i-will-thank-you/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

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> [I can't get over that at this age I don't feel this age. I'm not trying to be any younger. I'm not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/i-can-t-get-over-that-at-this-age-i-don-t-feel-this-age-i-m-not/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

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> [My blessing is I'm blessed with good health. If I weren't feeling good or if I didn't have the energy, then it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/my-blessing-is-i-m-blessed-with-good-health-if-i-weren-t-feeling-good/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

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> [I think the best kind of comedy is the least self conscious. I think if you just sort of let the comedy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/i-think-the-best-kind-of-comedy-is-the-least-self-conscious-i-think/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/87b/betty-white-2426_comedy_i-think-the-best-kind-of-comedy-is-the-l_2686598.jpg)

> [I really have to thank Facebook ... I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/i-really-have-to-thank-facebook-i-didn-t-know-what-facebook-was-and/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

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## Other authors on Ifs

## More by Betty White

> [Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/get-at-least-8-hours-of-beauty-sleep-9-if-you-re-ugly/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/when-you-start-explaining-why-something-s-funny-or-finding-a-formula/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [I think a handwritten letter - a lot of guys don't realize what that means. It's those little romantic touches that tell a lady,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/i-think-a-handwritten-letter-a-lot-of-guys-don-t-realize-what-that/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [Ive always liked older men. Theyre just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there arent that many left! Ive enjoyed the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/ive-always-liked-older-men-theyre-just-more-attractive-to-me-of/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/i-think-everybody-needs-a-passion-whether-it-s-one-passion-or-a/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/i-m-a-teenager-trapped-in-an-old-body/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [The thing I like to do best is my work for animals. Ive worked with LA Zoo and a number of other animal causes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/the-thing-i-like-to-do-best-is-my-work-for-animals-ive-worked-with-la/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [I'm in the acting business. That's the ego business.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/i-m-in-the-acting-business-that-s-the-ego-business/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/get-at-least-eight-hours-of-beauty-sleep-nine-if-you-re-ugly/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are much appreciated.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/a-lady-likes-to-be-complimented-on-her-looks-her-eyes-her-figure-but/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they're spying on somebody who doesn't know they're looking at them. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/i-think-a-lot-of-people-like-hidden-camera-shows-where-they-think/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [I happen to be blessed with loving what I do for a living. I love acting and I'm so fortunate to be able to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/i-happen-to-be-blessed-with-loving-what-i-do-for-a-living-i-love/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [I'm in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/i-m-in-the-middle-of-my-sixth-book-which-is-about-animals-at-the-los/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [Retirement is not a dirty word, I am just enjoying what I am doing. If they want me to retire, then stop asking me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/retirement-is-not-a-dirty-word-i-am-just-enjoying-what-i-am-doing-if/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

> [You're never too old for anything!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/you-re-never-too-old-for-anything/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

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