--- title: "15 Ifs Quotes By Alice Cooper" description: "15 Ifs quotes by Alice Cooper. Plus more from Alice Cooper and more Ifs sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df0/alice-cooper-2435_causes_if-you-get-earaches-i-d-turn-my-volume-d_2499657.png" --- > [If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/if-you-get-earaches-i-d-turn-my-volume-down-a-notch-or-two-for-you/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df0/alice-cooper-2435_causes_if-you-get-earaches-i-d-turn-my-volume-d_2499657.png) > [And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/and-if-i-am-elected-i-promise-the-formation-of-a-new-party-a-third/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2a/alice-cooper-2435_elected_and-if-i-am-elected-i-promise-the-format_2748311.png) > [If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/if-you-blink-your-eyes-or-go-get-a-coke-you-ve-missed-10-things/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d3/alice-cooper-2435_blink_if-you-blink-your-eyes-or-go-get-a-coke_1830140.png) > [If you could use your brain like you use your ass...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/if-you-could-use-your-brain-like-you-use-your-ass/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07e/alice-cooper-2435_ass_if-you-could-use-your-brain-like-you-use_1842339.png) > [If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/if-zipper-catches-skin-i-ll-know-i-had-it-out-when-i-should-a-kept-it/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbb/alice-cooper-2435_advice_if-zipper-catches-skin-i-ll-know-i-had-i_2502522.png) > [If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/if-i-spray-it-on-the-seat-lady-gonna-tie-a-big-knot-in-the-meat/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11c/alice-cooper-2435_bigs_if-i-spray-it-on-the-seat-lady-gonna-tie_421377.png) > [If you were to say to me that you needed a romantic and sentimental song in four hours, I would have that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/if-you-were-to-say-to-me-that-you-needed-a-romantic-and-sentimental/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/031/alice-cooper-2435_four_if-you-were-to-say-to-me-that-you-needed_1773870.png) > [You ain't no Hepburn and I ain't no Fonda, but if you were drowning in Golden Ponda, mouth to mouth I'd resuscitate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/you-ain-t-no-hepburn-and-i-ain-t-no-fonda-but-if-you-were-drowning-in/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d7/alice-cooper-2435_drowning_you-ain-t-no-hepburn-and-i-ain-t-no-fond_2909843.png) > [If somebody had told me that you have a choice of being a rock star or playing left field for the Tigers,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/if-somebody-had-told-me-that-you-have-a-choice-of-being-a-rock-star/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/377/alice-cooper-2435_choice_if-somebody-had-told-me-that-you-have-a_2013317.png) > [Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/golf-is-the-crack-of-sports-if-you-hit-five-good-shots-you-know-you/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/451/alice-cooper-2435_cracks_golf-is-the-crack-of-sports-if-you-hit-f_2860298.png) > [To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/to-me-if-you-are-in-the-same-building-with-peter-sellers-or-john/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/alice-cooper-2435_building_to-me-if-you-are-in-the-same-building-wi_91138.png) > [Besides, when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn't already a Bush supporter, I would have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/besides-when-i-read-the-list-of-people-who-are-supporting-kerry-if-i/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f9/alice-cooper-2435_bush_besides-when-i-read-the-list-of-people-w_2764191.jpg) > [ Johnny \[Depp\] got this rock 'n' roll old soul to him. If I say a song, he goes, 'Oh yeah. I know… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/johnny-depp-got-this-rock-n-roll-old-soul-to-him-if-i-say-a-song-he/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/73e/alice-cooper-2435_generations_johnny-depp-got-this-rock-n-roll-old-sou_2876941.png) > [Is everybody that depressed? It's a depressing feeling to me. You know: "I lost my baby." I don't care if you lost…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/is-everybody-that-depressed-it-s-a-depressing-feeling-to-me-you-know/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26b/alice-cooper-2435_baby_is-everybody-that-depressed-it-s-a-depre_1751528.png) > [When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/when-i-was-a-kid-and-my-parents-started-talking-about-politics-i-d/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/147/alice-cooper-2435_bigger_when-i-was-a-kid-and-my-parents-started_34679.png) ## Other authors on Ifs ## More by Alice Cooper > [The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/the-minute-you-step-onstage-you-get-eight-feet-taller/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [Why don't you pass the gun around and give everyone a shot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/why-don-t-you-pass-the-gun-around-and-give-everyone-a-shot/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/when-i-was-a-kid-and-my-parents-started-talking-about-politics-i-d/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [There was a period of time when I thought I had to be Alice Cooper all the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/there-was-a-period-of-time-when-i-thought-i-had-to-be-alice-cooper/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/women-on-the-streets-want-money-when-we-meet-i-take-them-for-a-little/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [Don't always know what I am talking about, feels like I'm living in the middle of doubt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/don-t-always-know-what-i-am-talking-about-feels-like-i-m-living-in/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [That's like making fun of a maniac because his brain isn't completely right, because he isn't in the norm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/that-s-like-making-fun-of-a-maniac-because-his-brain-isn-t-completely/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/i-haven-t-had-an-alcoholic-drink-in-22-years-but-when-i-did-drink-i-d/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding your own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/to-me-if-you-are-in-the-same-building-with-peter-sellers-or-john/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [ How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? \[asks security guard\] Is seventeen legal? ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/how-old-are-you-sixteen-s-seventeen-asks-security-guard-is-seventeen/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/what-most-people-don-t-understand-is-that-ufos-are-on-a-cosmic/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/my-fastest-time-in-high-school-was-a-4-29-mile-i-think-cross-country/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/i-m-not-crazy-about-country-western-music-but-the-lyrics-are-good/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [It's like this - these five members have been influenced of course by other groups, because that's where this generation's groups came from -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/it-s-like-this-these-five-members-have-been-influenced-of-course-by/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) > [You know it's always funny - the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/you-know-it-s-always-funny-the-more-legend-awards-you-get-the-closer/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ifs/alice-cooper/#itemlist", "name": "15 Ifs Quotes By Alice Cooper", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. 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