--- title: "1 Ideal Date Quotes By Sam Pink" description: "1 Ideal Date quotes by Sam Pink. Plus more from Sam Pink and more Ideal Date sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0a/sam-pink-20384_self-loathing_my-ideal-date-would-involve-painful-sile_1650698.jpg" --- > [“My ideal date would involve painful silence. My ideal date wouldn't involve me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/my-ideal-date-would-involve-painful-silence-my-ideal-date-wouldn-t/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0a/sam-pink-20384_self-loathing_my-ideal-date-would-involve-painful-sile_1650698.jpg) ## More by Sam Pink > [“My brother said something, but I’d been distracted by a nice flower in someone’s back yard. Wanted to pick it for my girlfriend. Then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/my-brother-said-something-but-i-d-been-distracted-by-a-nice-flower-in/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“And I know different methods of self-destruction but none as intense as sitting still by myself.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/and-i-know-different-methods-of-self-destruction-but-none-as-intense/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“You have no idea how much “no” there is in all things.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/you-have-no-idea-how-much-no-there-is-in-all-things/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“Not quite a piece of shit myself, but the streak for sure. For sure the area the shit passes over and leaves behind parts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/not-quite-a-piece-of-shit-myself-but-the-streak-for-sure-for-sure-the/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“from the poem: MANNEQUINS THAT SWEAT BLACK INK AND NEVER HAVE ANY FUN If you put a twizzler in your ear it looks like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/from-the-poem-mannequins-that-sweat-black-ink-and-never-have-any-fun/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“My history is the history of things imagined and not-happened.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/my-history-is-the-history-of-things-imagined-and-not-happened/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“And I realized that part of my problem was I visibly resembled an adult. But never became one.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/and-i-realized-that-part-of-my-problem-was-i-visibly-resembled-an/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“If I ever find a dead horse, I am going to beat the fucking shit out of it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/if-i-ever-find-a-dead-horse-i-am-going-to-beat-the-fucking-shit-out/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“And I saw my reflection in a lake and I waited for it to freeze a little bit so I could break it with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/and-i-saw-my-reflection-in-a-lake-and-i-waited-for-it-to-freeze-a/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“i am proud of my ability to be mean to myself, so i feel like i am not interested in protecting myself and maybe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/i-am-proud-of-my-ability-to-be-mean-to-myself-so-i-feel-like-i-am-not/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“I entertain the idea that if my present life is the punishment for a former life, then I would never want to meet myself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/i-entertain-the-idea-that-if-my-present-life-is-the-punishment-for-a/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“And I'm thinking a thought that is something like, "Be thankful for what's left of you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/and-i-m-thinking-a-thought-that-is-something-like-be-thankful-for/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“You still worked, thinking I didn’t. But I do still work. I still work and I want you to know that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/you-still-worked-thinking-i-didn-t-but-i-do-still-work-i-still-work/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“Three days ago, I was fired from my job teaching at a college because one of my students bet me that you don’t cum…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/three-days-ago-i-was-fired-from-my-job-teaching-at-a-college-because/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) > [“My ideal date would involve painful silence. My ideal date wouldn't involve me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-pink/my-ideal-date-would-involve-painful-silence-my-ideal-date-wouldn-t/) [Sam Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-pink/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ideal-date/sam-pink/#itemlist", "name": "1 Ideal Date Quotes By Sam Pink", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“My ideal date would involve painful silence. 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