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> [I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and make more people. What ever happened to marrying for love— or to get on your partner’s health insurance…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/i-had-no-idea-that-marriage-was-only-supposed-to-be-between-two/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

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## More by Jen Kirkman

> [The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/the-urge-that-most-people-feel-to-have-kids-is-the-exact-same-as-the/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/remember-asking-my-mom-when-i-was-little-if-i-could-go-live-at-this/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/couples-without-kids-have-each-other-their-friends-families-and-siri/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/i-used-to-make-albums-because-i-wasn-t-touring-and-so-i-thought-this/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/eventually-i-m-going-to-be-too-old-to-be-on-camera-and-i-ve-been/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [I'm wired to be neurotic and loud and high-strung.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/i-m-wired-to-be-neurotic-and-loud-and-high-strung/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/i-don-t-want-to-have-kids-and-so-i-am-not-going-to-have-kids-people/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/i-have-this-idyllic-love-life-but-my-mind-just-won-t-accept-that-i/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/its-almost-thanksgiving-a-day-when-you-get-to-hear-your-extended/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/actually-my-friendships-are-changing-because-my-friends-have-kids-so/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [I don't like to joke about dating.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/i-don-t-like-to-joke-about-dating/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/as-a-woman-of-a-certain-age-and-really-ever-since-i-hit-puberty-and/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [I'm not like Woody Allen like, "Oh my god what's going to happen? Ooh Ooh Oohhh." I'm just high-strung. So I do need to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/i-m-not-like-woody-allen-like-oh-my-god-what-s-going-to-happen-ooh/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [“I do not like being called “young” by someone who is only a couple of years older than I am, because what that really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/i-do-not-like-being-called-young-by-someone-who-is-only-a-couple-of/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

> [I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some male comics.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/i-m-wildly-different-than-maria-bamford-or-sarah-silverman-and-might/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

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