--- title: "7 I realized Quotes By Zach Braff" description: "7 I realized quotes by Zach Braff. Plus more from Zach Braff and more I realized sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/121/zach-braff-854_care_at-first-i-didn-t-really-care-if-global_1161998.png" --- > [At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/at-first-i-didn-t-really-care-if-global-warming-existed-but-then-i/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/121/zach-braff-854_care_at-first-i-didn-t-really-care-if-global_1161998.png) > [One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/one-time-i-considered-making-a-video-game-about-my-life-where-people/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec9/zach-braff-854_being-awesome_one-time-i-considered-making-a-video-gam_1492451.png) > [Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/working-on-scrubs-made-me-feel-guilty-because-i-realized-that-if-i/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/159/zach-braff-854_cancer_working-on-scrubs-made-me-feel-guilty-be_2107287.png) > [When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-i-first-moved-to-l-a-i-thought-about-turning-gay-then-i-realized/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec7/zach-braff-854_enough_when-i-first-moved-to-l-a-i-thought-abou_2117639.png) > [It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/it-s-it-s-such-a-weird-thing-after-garden-state-so-many-companies/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ab/zach-braff-854_company_it-s-it-s-such-a-weird-thing-after-garde_2419106.png) > [I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-had-a-dream-once-i-wanted-to-do-a-line-of-cocaine-off-a-hooker-s/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58c/zach-braff-854_ass_i-had-a-dream-once-i-wanted-to-do-a-line_2435452.jpg) > [You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/you-know-i-was-just-taking-a-dump-one-day-and-then-as-i-sat-there-i/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a68/zach-braff-854_deserve_you-know-i-was-just-taking-a-dump-one-da_2638398.png) ## Other authors on I realized ## More by Zach Braff > [The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-thing-about-hitting-kids-is-think-about-if-you-were-doing-the/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-greatest-charity-you-can-contribute-to-is-yourself-instead-of/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-you-re-the-director-and-the-writer-you-never-have-to-remember/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/yea-he-s-alright-but-he-s-no-zach-braff/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/it-was-really-starting-to-get-pathetic-everyday-they-would-come-in/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-ask-me-did-the-fame-come-too-fast-do-you-ever-wish-for-your/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-wouldn-t-exactly-call-it-intelligent-but-somebody-has-to-be-behind/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-have-called-me-fake-but-personally-i-don-t-think-i-m-fake/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-things-seem-to-be-slowing-down-there-s-this-little-trick-i-like/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-want-to-take-piano-lessons-i-want-to-study-at-university-i-want-to/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-john-mccain-were-really-a-war-hero-he-would-ve-won-vietnam/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-i-could-change-anything-about-garden-state-it-would-be-to-cast/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/well-it-s-not-that-i-hate-them-but-honestly-if-i-saw-two-homeless/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I never looked at bread the same way again](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-never-looked-at-bread-the-same-way-again/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-don-t-belive-oprah-s-sexual-abuse-stories-i-mean-who-would-take-a/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/i-realized/zach-braff/#itemlist", "name": "7 I realized Quotes By Zach Braff", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. 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