--- title: "12 I can Quotes By J. B. Smoove" description: "12 I can quotes by J. B. Smoove. Plus more from J. B. Smoove and more I can sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e7/j-b-smoove-3940_accept_i-m-like-everybody-s-friend-i-m-one-of-t_1569208.jpg" --- > [I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-m-like-everybody-s-friend-i-m-one-of-those-dudes-i-can-be-friends/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e7/j-b-smoove-3940_accept_i-m-like-everybody-s-friend-i-m-one-of-t_1569208.jpg) > [I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-m-nice-with-damn-kids-man-kids-love-me-i-can-bounce-back-and-forth/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/568/j-b-smoove-3940_back-and-forth_i-m-nice-with-damn-kids-man-kids-love-me_584397.jpg) > [I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-have-big-hands-i-can-t-do-the-touch-screen-thing-i-m-a-button-guy-i/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f40/j-b-smoove-3940_big_i-have-big-hands-i-can-t-do-the-touch-sc_2831586.jpg) > [I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-talked-about-everything-man-i-ve-always-written-material-that/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a5/j-b-smoove-3940_anything-and-everyth_i-talked-about-everything-man-i-ve-alway_2377138.jpg) > [I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-would-only-take-a-role-that-i-know-i-m-comfortable-in-and-i-can-do/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba7/j-b-smoove-3940_because_i-would-only-take-a-role-that-i-know-i-m_2401712.jpg) > [I'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-ll-drive-down-the-street-and-i-ll-practice-improv-i-will-sit-there/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2f/j-b-smoove-3940_both_i-ll-drive-down-the-street-and-i-ll-prac_1176677.jpg) > [I can apply myself to the format of 'SNL,' I can apply myself to the format of 'Conan,' but at the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-can-apply-myself-to-the-format-of-snl-i-can-apply-myself-to-the/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0dc/j-b-smoove-3940_apply_i-can-apply-myself-to-the-format-of-snl_2030487.jpg) > [I could never live with you; not 'cause I'm racist or nothing. It's just 'cause as a black man in America, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-could-never-live-with-you-not-cause-i-m-racist-or-nothing-it-s-just/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/349/j-b-smoove-3940_america_i-could-never-live-with-you-not-cause-i_1603628.jpg) > [Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids, and I can get into the mind of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/kids-love-me-i-can-bounce-back-and-forth-i-can-discipline-kids-and-i/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/431/j-b-smoove-3940_back_kids-love-me-i-can-bounce-back-and-forth_2685162.jpg) > [Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/believe-it-or-not-i-write-on-stage-i-can-t-write-anywhere-else-i-have/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d5/j-b-smoove-3940_along_believe-it-or-not-i-write-on-stage-i-can_1023553.jpg) > [When you're on stage performing stand-up, things only happen one time. I've done bits where I improv a joke, and people are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/when-you-re-on-stage-performing-stand-up-things-only-happen-one-time/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65c/j-b-smoove-3940_audience_when-you-re-on-stage-performing-stand-up_3081523.jpg) > [Sometimes you can make friends, and sometimes you can take friends. Sometimes people want to be friends with you, and you gotta…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/sometimes-you-can-make-friends-and-sometimes-you-can-take-friends/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb3/j-b-smoove-3940_am_sometimes-you-can-make-friends-and-somet_2751004.jpg) ## Other authors on I can ## More by J. B. Smoove > [You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/you-know-what-i-like-i-like-classic-stuff-i-like-the-andy-griffith/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [You have to fail, man, but you cannot allow failure to stop you from doing what you must do. Failing is just as good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/you-have-to-fail-man-but-you-cannot-allow-failure-to-stop-you-from/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/if-a-director-brings-a-guy-to-their-movie-who-does-improv-they-ve-got/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [A lot of comedians are selfish.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/a-lot-of-comedians-are-selfish/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering dialogue. That's the hard for some people. Some people just concentrate on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/improv-relies-just-as-much-on-listening-as-it-does-you-delivering/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/my-life-is-gardening-cleaning-around-the-house-and-power-washing-i/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-believe-even-when-i-m-doing-my-standup-or-my-acting-or-whatever-i-m/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-should-be-european-man-i-m-long-and-lean-i-d-look-good-in-a-trench/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you'll never see the same show twice, because I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/man-you-can-come-see-me-six-or-seven-times-in-a-row-and-you-ll-never/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-ve-done-everything-selling-door-to-door-fire-extinguishers-in-bars/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-m-nice-with-damn-kids-man-kids-love-me-i-can-bounce-back-and-forth/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/you-want-your-lady-to-be-a-contortionist-what-man-wouldn-t-want-a/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [It's great when a director like Cameron Crowe can take what you do and fit it into what he's doing. If someone's a fan…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/it-s-great-when-a-director-like-cameron-crowe-can-take-what-you-do/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-live-in-new-york-right-now-but-i-m-originally-from-my-daddy-s-nuts/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) > [I think what I do in my acting world and what I do in my standup world is bring up a brand that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-think-what-i-do-in-my-acting-world-and-what-i-do-in-my-standup/) [J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/i-can/j-b-smoove/#itemlist", "name": "12 I can Quotes By J. B. Smoove", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "J. B. 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