--- title: "1 Hypnotize Quotes By Michael Kupperman" description: "1 Hypnotize quotes by Michael Kupperman. Plus more from Michael Kupperman and more Hypnotize sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b4e/michael-kupperman-49576_quote_the-man-behind-the-counter-at-the-donut_1192064.jpg" --- > [“The man behind the counter at the donut store had been somewhat less than courteous ever since I had prematurely tried to hypnotize him during my first month of practice. Now as I re-entered the donut store he fixed me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-kupperman/the-man-behind-the-counter-at-the-donut-store-had-been-somewhat-less/) [Michael Kupperman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-kupperman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b4e/michael-kupperman-49576_quote_the-man-behind-the-counter-at-the-donut_1192064.jpg) ## More by Michael Kupperman > [In early comics, you see the amazing awkwardness and bizarre reasoning in the storyline, and it's because comics hadn't really been invented yet. There…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-kupperman/in-early-comics-you-see-the-amazing-awkwardness-and-bizarre-reasoning/) [Michael Kupperman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-kupperman/) > [That's how I've made a living for years: doing illustrations for comics and magazines. And I'm still doing it. Though I'm really trying to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-kupperman/that-s-how-i-ve-made-a-living-for-years-doing-illustrations-for/) [Michael Kupperman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-kupperman/) > [“The man behind the counter at the donut store had been somewhat less than courteous ever since I had prematurely tried to hypnotize him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-kupperman/the-man-behind-the-counter-at-the-donut-store-had-been-somewhat-less/) [Michael Kupperman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-kupperman/) > [What I'm trying to do with Thrizzle is create the experience of a humor magazine, even if it's just one person. So that's involved…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-kupperman/what-i-m-trying-to-do-with-thrizzle-is-create-the-experience-of-a/) [Michael Kupperman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-kupperman/) > [Certainly I enjoy the outré and I enjoy artistic comics and surrealism in comics very much. But the decision I made and have stuck…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-kupperman/certainly-i-enjoy-the-outr-and-i-enjoy-artistic-comics-and-surrealism/) [Michael Kupperman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-kupperman/) > [Working in magazines these days is like one of those horror movies where people keep leaving the room and not coming back.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-kupperman/working-in-magazines-these-days-is-like-one-of-those-horror-movies/) [Michael Kupperman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-kupperman/) > [Twitter is just a great joke laboratory. You go in there and there are so many witty people that I know any joke I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-kupperman/twitter-is-just-a-great-joke-laboratory-you-go-in-there-and-there-are/) [Michael Kupperman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-kupperman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hypnotize/michael-kupperman/#itemlist", "name": "1 Hypnotize Quotes By Michael Kupperman", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The man behind the counter at the donut store had been somewhat less than courteous ever since I had prematurely tried to hypnotize him during my first month of practice. Now as I re-entered the donut store he fixed me with a chilly glare. 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