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> [“Sorry Your Husband Was Sharing His Saran Wrap Fetish with a Hooker”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-macinerney/sorry-your-husband-was-sharing-his-saran-wrap-fetish-with-a-hooker/)

[Karen MacInerney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-macinerney/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/445/karen-macinerney-63053_marriage_sorry-your-husband-was-sharing-his-saran_2881.jpg)

> [“Together we agree that there are few tableaus more pathetic than a woman poring over a plethora of self-help books, while in a small café across town her husband is sharing a bottle of Pouilly-Fuissé and fettucini Alfredo with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-finnamore/together-we-agree-that-there-are-few-tableaus-more-pathetic-than-a/)

[Suzanne Finnamore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-finnamore/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64e/suzanne-finnamore-3682_beautiful-woman_together-we-agree-that-there-are-few-tab_859685.jpg)

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