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title: "21 Husband Says Quotes by 20 authors"
description: "Browse 21 Husband Says quotes by 20 authors. Discover the best Husband Says sayings and thoughts."
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> [My husband says I look like a Q-tip.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dolly-parton/my-husband-says-i-look-like-a-q-tip/)

[Dolly Parton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dolly-parton/)

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> [My husband says, 'What Joan walk? You've always walked that way!'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-hendricks/my-husband-says-what-joan-walk-you-ve-always-walked-that-way/)

[Christina Hendricks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-hendricks/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/097/christina-hendricks-5321_always_my-husband-says-what-joan-walk-you-ve-al_1180752.jpg)

> [My husband says I'm a grumpy lioness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicola-walker/my-husband-says-i-m-a-grumpy-lioness/)

[Nicola Walker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicola-walker/)

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> [My husband says it is very good that I have very tiny feet, because they're easier to get in my mouth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colleen-mccullough/my-husband-says-it-is-very-good-that-i-have-very-tiny-feet-because/)

[Colleen McCullough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colleen-mccullough/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdf/colleen-mccullough-7229_easier_my-husband-says-it-is-very-good-that-i-h_3035611.jpg)

> [You know, one of the things my husband says when people say 'Well, what did you bring to Washington,' he said, 'Well,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hillary-clinton/you-know-one-of-the-things-my-husband-says-when-people-say-well-what/)

[Hillary Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hillary-clinton/)

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> [My husband says I can do anything I put my mind to, but the truth i, the only thing I want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathleen-turner/my-husband-says-i-can-do-anything-i-put-my-mind-to-but-the-truth-i/)

[Kathleen Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathleen-turner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/355/kathleen-turner-9415_husband_my-husband-says-i-can-do-anything-i-put_899174.jpg)

> [My husband says he wants to have the best hay field in Britain. I can't wait.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasmine-guinness/my-husband-says-he-wants-to-have-the-best-hay-field-in-britain-i-can/)

[Jasmine Guinness](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasmine-guinness/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59b/jasmine-guinness-13121_best_my-husband-says-he-wants-to-have-the-bes_681371.png)

> [We like to say 'husband' and 'wife' a lot. I say, 'husband, where are you?' He says, 'where is my wife? How…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilaria-baldwin/we-like-to-say-husband-and-wife-a-lot-i-say-husband-where-are-you-he/)

[Hilaria Baldwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilaria-baldwin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28c/hilaria-baldwin-4676_how_we-like-to-say-husband-and-wife-a-lot-i_2518356.jpg)

> [My husband says I like animals more than I like people. I take that as the compliment he means it as.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tricia-helfer/my-husband-says-i-like-animals-more-than-i-like-people-i-take-that-as/)

[Tricia Helfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tricia-helfer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fa/tricia-helfer-13510_animal_my-husband-says-i-like-animals-more-than_241854.png)

> [When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-ewing/when-a-husband-says-i-run-things-in-my-home-he-may-mean-the-washing/)

[Sam Ewing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-ewing/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d0d/sam-ewing-12918_cleaners_when-a-husband-says-i-run-things-in-my-h_1937700.jpg)

> [My husband says, 'Roseanne, don't you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?' Like I'm gonna turn off Wheel of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/my-husband-says-roseanne-don-t-you-think-we-ought-to-talk-about-our/)

[Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7c/roseanne-barr-1422_fortune_my-husband-says-roseanne-don-t-you-think_963473.png)

> [At one point, I wrote 20 jokes a day, and I had a commitment to send them to the same three people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wendy-liebman/at-one-point-i-wrote-20-jokes-a-day-and-i-had-a-commitment-to-send/)

[Wendy Liebman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wendy-liebman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/098/wendy-liebman-18471_comedy_at-one-point-i-wrote-20-jokes-a-day-and_169747.jpg)

> [“How can you afford to have difference of opinions at home? When the wife says, ‘I am yours’ and the husband says,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dada-bhagwan/how-can-you-afford-to-have-difference-of-opinions-at-home-when-the/)

[Dada Bhagwan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dada-bhagwan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca8/dada-bhagwan-31_conflicts_how-can-you-afford-to-have-difference-of_1523755.jpg)

> [I can't wait to get my face lifted but my husband says, 'No, don't do it.' I think if it makes you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/felicity-huffman/i-can-t-wait-to-get-my-face-lifted-but-my-husband-says-no-don-t-do-it/)

[Felicity Huffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/felicity-huffman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86f/felicity-huffman-23244_being-nice_i-can-t-wait-to-get-my-face-lifted-but-m_2200603.jpg)

> [HUSBAND SAY: when I get I get mad at u, u never fight back. how do u control your anger? WIFE SAYS:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/asheya/husband-say-when-i-get-i-get-mad-at-u-u-never-fight-back-how-do-u/)

[Asheya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/asheya/)

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> [“He watched his brother find peace of mind through psychiatry. That’s why he won’t have anything to do with it. I don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/he-watched-his-brother-find-peace-of-mind-through-psychiatry-that-s/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a92/kurt-vonnegut-41_inspirational_he-watched-his-brother-find-peace-of-min_97706.jpg)

> [The husband says to his wife, You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? She says, When there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unkown/the-husband-says-to-his-wife-you-always-carry-my-photo-in-your/)

[Unkown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/unkown/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05e/unkown-98_marriage_the-husband-says-to-his-wife-you-always_2502860.jpg)

> [Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/any-husband-who-says-my-wife-and-i-are-completely-equal-partners-is/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

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> [I sing everywhere. I have a very patient husband. He says he doesn't mind. But we've only been married a year and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-hathaway/i-sing-everywhere-i-have-a-very-patient-husband-he-says-he-doesn-t/)

[Anne Hathaway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-hathaway/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/173/anne-hathaway-1932_half_i-sing-everywhere-i-have-a-very-patient_157520.png)

> [My husband says I have too much imagination, but I don't think a writer can have too much imagination!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-blume/my-husband-says-i-have-too-much-imagination-but-i-don-t-think-a/)

[Judy Blume](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-blume/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/729/judy-blume-2002_creativity_my-husband-says-i-have-too-much-imaginat_33505.png)

> [My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/my-husband-says-god-roseanne-i-can-t-remember-the-last-time-we-had/)

[Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48f/roseanne-barr-1422_husband_my-husband-says-god-roseanne-i-can-t-rem_2661287.png)

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