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title: "1 Hurts New Quotes By Faina Ranevskaya"
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> [Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/health-is-when-it-hurts-in-a-new-place-every-day/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

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## More by Faina Ranevskaya

> [All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/all-my-life-i-ve-swam-in-the-loo-butterfly-style/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/you-cannot-cure-sclerosis-but-you-can-forget-it/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/it-has-always-been-incomprehensible-for-me-people-are-ashamed-of-the/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [Optimism is lack of information.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/optimism-is-lack-of-information/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/god-created-women-beautiful-so-that-men-can-love-them-and-stupid-so/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/like-all-people-in-love-i-was-obnoxious-and-stupid-threatened-suicide/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/when-you-get-married-you-ll-understand-what-happiness-is-but-then-it/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/lesbians-homosexuals-masochism-sadism-are-not-perversions-actually/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [“Everybody complain about their appearance and nobody about their brains.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/everybody-complain-about-their-appearance-and-nobody-about-their/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [Beauty is a horrible power.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/beauty-is-a-horrible-power/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/women-are-of-course-more-intelligent-have-you-ever-heard-of-a-woman/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/on-should-life-his-life-in-such-a-way-that-even-bastards-remember-him/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [I had enough brain to live a stupid life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/i-had-enough-brain-to-live-a-stupid-life/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/i-ve-been-smart-enough-to-have-lived-my-life-stupidly/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

> [Women critics are amazons in climax.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faina-ranevskaya/women-critics-are-amazons-in-climax/)

[Faina Ranevskaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faina-ranevskaya/)

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