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> [The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles' heel. But if you don't need money and you don't need fame, then you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/the-two-things-that-can-hurt-you-are-if-you-need-money-or-if-you-need/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

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## More by Dana Carvey

> [Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/describing-comic-sensibility-is-near-impossible-it-s-sort-of-an/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [I'm a real people-pleaser.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/i-m-a-real-people-pleaser/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done the lady. Church Lady's Malibu Beach party is an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/i-couldn-t-do-any-of-my-other-characters-you-know-but-i-could-have/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/i-don-t-find-biology-as-interesting-as-politics-and-humanism-i-talk/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/we-didn-t-even-think-about-it-you-know-i-used-to-collect-laser-discs/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/i-really-enjoy-being-a-dad-and-maybe-i-took-it-too-seriously-but-i/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/that-s-why-modern-corporate-movie-making-has-become-so-laborious-that/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/i-ve-never-really-worked-on-them-just-once-in-a-while-one-hits-me-and/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/i-know-it-s-a-cliche-but-the-whole-family-is-just-whacked-i-mean-we/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/i-have-no-regrets-i-wanted-to-raise-the-kids-and-be-a-present-father/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/i-have-a-theory-that-if-you-re-famous-more-years-than-you-re-not/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/if-i-only-ran-when-nothing-hurt-i-would-never-run/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/it-s-almost-like-he-s-started-to-sound-even-more-exotic-the-more/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [My characters all start with rhythms and sounds. Once I hear the voice and get into the rhythm, the attitude and the physicality just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/my-characters-all-start-with-rhythms-and-sounds-once-i-hear-the-voice/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

> [I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-carvey/i-m-thirty-years-old-but-i-read-at-the-thirty-four-year-old-level/)

[Dana Carvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-carvey/)

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