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> [Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sangfroid-stalker/men-have-only-two-emotions-hungry-and-horny-if-you-see-him-without-an/)

[SangFroid Stalker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sangfroid-stalker/)

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> [Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-pajaron/men-have-two-emotions-hungry-and-horny-if-you-see-him-without-an/)

[Jenny\_pajaron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-pajaron/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc7/jenny-pajaron-6459_funny-facebook-statu_men-have-two-emotions-hungry-and-horny-i_1142256.jpg)

> [If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlos-santana/if-our-history-can-challenge-the-next-wave-of-musicians-to-keep/)

[Carlos Santana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlos-santana/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57e/carlos-santana-7960_challenges_if-our-history-can-challenge-the-next-wa_1507109.jpg)

> [Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-argov/because-of-his-hormones-he-only-has-three-emotions-crabby-hungry-horny/)

[Sherry Argov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-argov/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/baa/sherry-argov-2627_emotion_because-of-his-hormones-he-only-has-thre_1754736.png)

> [“They have two moods, hungry and horny. So if you see a boy without an erection, you should go make him a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jillian-dodd/they-have-two-moods-hungry-and-horny-so-if-you-see-a-boy-without-an/)

[Jillian Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jillian-dodd/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07e/jillian-dodd-8201_crush_they-have-two-moods-hungry-and-horny-so_1959438.jpg)

> [A real Woman never lets her man leave the house Hungry or Horny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abti-love-boy/a-real-woman-never-lets-her-man-leave-the-house-hungry-or-horny/)

[Abti-love Boy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abti-love-boy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f9/abti-love-boy-216130_dope_a-real-woman-never-lets-her-man-leave-th_1995070.jpg)

> [Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adi-da/men-have-only-two-emotions-hungry-and-horny-if-you-see-him-without-an-2/)

[Adi Da](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adi-da/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/933/adi-da-22953_bargains_men-have-only-two-emotions-hungry-and-ho_2120434.jpg)

> [“Yes, I'm hungry. Horny, too! The thought of feeding from you is a most delectable idea and it's playing havoc with my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tish-thawer/yes-i-m-hungry-horny-too-the-thought-of-feeding-from-you-is-a-most/)

[Tish Thawer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tish-thawer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c1/tish-thawer-49980_horny_yes-i-m-hungry-horny-too-the-thought-of_2713943.jpg)

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