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> [“One day we found them. They must of been holding a gook convention or something, cause it seem like the same sort of deal as when you step on a anthill and they all come swarming around.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/one-day-we-found-them-they-must-of-been-holding-a-gook-convention-or/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

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## Other authors on Humourous

## More by Winston Groom

> [Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/now-you-wouldn-t-believe-me-if-i-told-you-but-i-could-run-like-the/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [“a twenty-knot streak looked like; if there weren’t”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/a-twenty-knot-streak-looked-like-if-there-weren-t/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [And that's all I've got to say about that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/and-that-s-all-i-ve-got-to-say-about-that/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [“It commenced raining one day and did not stop for two months. We went through ever different kind of rain they is, cep'n maybe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/it-commenced-raining-one-day-and-did-not-stop-for-two-months-we-went/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [“Dear Forrest, I am sorry there was no time for us to speech other before I left. The doctors made their decision quickly, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/dear-forrest-i-am-sorry-there-was-no-time-for-us-to-speech-other/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [“There was some people hurt far worst than I was in that hospital, let me tell you. Poor old boys with arms and legs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/there-was-some-people-hurt-far-worst-than-i-was-in-that-hospital-let/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [“I get a letter once a week from my mama. She say everything fine at home.. I write her back too, when I can,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/i-get-a-letter-once-a-week-from-my-mama-she-say-everything-fine-at/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [“I found the head nurse and asked her, and she said Dan has been flown back to America on account of they can take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/i-found-the-head-nurse-and-asked-her-and-she-said-dan-has-been-flown/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [“Jenny and I were like peas and carrots.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/jenny-and-i-were-like-peas-and-carrots/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/let-me-say-this-bein-a-idiot-is-no-box-of-chocolates/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [“I have suffered a loss, Forrest, far greater than my legs. It's my spirit, my soul, if you will. There is only a blank…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/i-have-suffered-a-loss-forrest-far-greater-than-my-legs-it-s-my/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [“Things is very primitive in the jungle - no place to shit, sleep on the ground like an animal, eat out of cans, no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/things-is-very-primitive-in-the-jungle-no-place-to-shit-sleep-on-the/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/i-may-not-be-a-smart-man-but-i-know-what-love-is/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [“Bullets an stuff be flying all over. It is something I simply cannot understand - why in hell is we doing all this, anyway?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/bullets-an-stuff-be-flying-all-over-it-is-something-i-simply-cannot/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

> [The weeks go by so slow I almost think time passin backwards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-groom/the-weeks-go-by-so-slow-i-almost-think-time-passin-backwards/)

[Winston Groom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-groom/)

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