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> [“Always smile first thing in the morning. Might as well get it over with.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/always-smile-first-thing-in-the-morning-might-as-well-get-it-over-with/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

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## Other authors on Humourous

## More by W.C. Fields

> [“I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/i-m-free-of-all-prejudices-i-hate-all-people-equally/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

> [“Always smile first thing in the morning. Might as well get it over with.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/always-smile-first-thing-in-the-morning-might-as-well-get-it-over-with/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

> [“I never hold a grudge. As soon as I get even with the son-of-a bitch, I forget it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/i-never-hold-a-grudge-as-soon-as-i-get-even-with-the-son-of-a-bitch-i/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

> [“Never trust a man who doesn't drink.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/never-trust-a-man-who-doesn-t-drink/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

> [“Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/goddamn-the-whole-fucking-world-and-everyone-in-it-except-you-carlotta/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

> [“Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/fell-in-love-with-a-beautiful-blonde-once-drove-me-to-drink-and-i/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

> [“Marry an outdoors woman. That way, if you have to throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/marry-an-outdoors-woman-that-way-if-you-have-to-throw-her-out-into/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

> [“I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/i-don-t-drink-water-fish-fuck-in-it/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

> [“Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/drowned-in-a-vat-of-whiskey-oh-death-where-is-thy-sting/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

> [“Beds are dangerous. More people die in bed than anywhere else.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/beds-are-dangerous-more-people-die-in-bed-than-anywhere-else/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

> [“Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/don-t-be-a-luddy-duddy-don-t-be-a-mooncalf-don-t-be-a-jabbernowl-you/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

> [“The news of my death is greatly exaggerated.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields-2/the-news-of-my-death-is-greatly-exaggerated/)

[W.C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields-2/)

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